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Ways to Annoy Mewtwo

Chpt 1. Introduce yourse-WHAT? Check!

Chpt 2. Battle time!

Chpt 3. "I'm Mewtwo! I'm depressed"

Chpt 4. Mew vs Mewtwo!

It was a bright and cheerful morning. Team Relic was just waking up in their new temporary home, Mewtwo's house!

"Morning, Krystal!" Dawn greeted.

"Morning, Dawn! Today's the big day!" Krystal said.

Dawn smiled. "Yep! Our very first official annoyance! You know, this turned out to be way more important than we planned. If we don't play our cards right, the Hall of Origin is gonna have to find a new Mewtwo!"

"Yeah, and that'll be tough considering he's the only one left in existence." Krystal pointed out.

"Yikes, you're right! We really gotta be careful not to screw this up! Alright then, it's time for our first annoyance, which is doing what we do best!"

Dawn and Krystal both said, "Battling!" and ran off to go find Mewtwo.

Mewtwo was in the kitchen, nibbling on a Perfect Apple and reading the newspaper.

"No sign of those two brats yet." Mewtwo thought to himself. "Maybe they recognized my superiority and decided to back off."

"Dude, you have never been more wrong." An unfamiliar voice rang in his mind. Mewtwo jumped about a mile in the air and turned around to find Dawn and Krystal laughing at him.

"Did… did one of you just use telepathy!?" Mewtwo asked.

Dawn smirked. "Yep, and I read your mind! It's just a little trick I learned from a certain Lucario a long time ago. ANYways, we have a request!"

"What do you want?" Mewtwo asked carefully.

"We wanna battle you!" Krystal answered.

Mewtwo stood there for a minute, then burst into peals of laughter.

"You two!? A mediocre exploration team take on a legendary Pokemon like me!? Yeah right!" Mewtwo taunted.

However, Team Relic just smirked.

"You really don't know about us, huh? Well, whatever, we still wanna battle you." Dawn said.

Mewtwo smirked back. "Suit yourself, fighting type."

Although these words did make Dawn a little nervous, she didn't worry, for she had a trick up her sleeve.

Team Relic and Mewtwo decided to battle in a grassy plain not too far from Mewtwo's house.

"You ready Mewtwo!?" Dawn asked.

"More than ready!" Mewtwo answered.

"Ok then, let the battle begin!" Krystal yelled and the battle started.

Dawn immediately dug underground, obviously using Dig, while Krystal ran forward, about to use Bite. Mewtwo smirked and used Psycho Cut on Krystal, pushing her back, only to get tackled by Dawn, who had just surfaced from her Dig attack.

As Mewtwo recovered from shock, Dawn concentrated her energy and electricity formed around her body.

"Hidden Power!" She yelled and the electricity exploded from her fur, and electrocuted Mewtwo, who countered with a powerful Psycho Cut. Dawn screamed in pain and Krystal rushed forward delivering a Shadow Ball.

"Those brats are tougher that they look…" Mewtwo thought as he dodged another Hidden Power.

Krystal decided to use one of her favorite moves. Quick Attack. She ran around Mewtwo and tackled him at incredible speeds. Mewtwo looked around in frustration as Krystal darted around so fast it looked like she was teleporting.

"Where is that little pest!?" Mewtwo asked himself.

"Behind you~!" Krystal answered and delivered a swift Bite to his shoulder. Mewtwo blasted her away with Psychic only to be hit with an Aura Sphere from Dawn, much to his surprise.

"You know Aura Sphere!?" He asked.

"Yep! There's a lot you don't know about me!" She said.

Mewtwo scowled and slammed her into the ground using Psychic. Dawn retaliated by going underground and tackling him from behind once she resurfaced.

"THAT'S IT!" Mewtwo yelled. He used Psychic to lift a huge boulder that was lying conveniently beside him, and dropped it on the girls, who had just barely dodged it.

"HEY! That's cheating!" Dawn complained.

Mewtwo smirked. "Nonsense, I'm just making use of my resources."

Dawn used telepathy to talk to Krystal. "Alright, two can play at that game! Krystal, it's time to start part two of our plan!"

Krystal nodded. "Oh Mewtwo! We got a surprise for you!"

Dawn pulled out a Petrify Orb from her Treasure Bag. "Take this!" She threw it at Mewtwo. Upon impact with the orb, Mewtwo was unable to move.

"…!" Mewtwo couldn't even talk, so he used telepathy. "That's cheating!"

"Nonsense, we're just making use of our resources." Dawn mocked.

Needless to say, the battle didn't last much longer since Mewtwo couldn't even fight back. Soon, he was lying in the ground covered in bruises while Dawn and Krystal celebrated in the background.

"How could this happen? I have the power of the legendaries..." He complained.

Dawn and Krystal stopped celebrating.

"Dude, you do realize that when you got kicked out of the Hall of Origin you lost some of your power, right?" Krystal asked.

Mewtwo lifted his Bite-mark covered arm, facepalmed and fainted.

As Dawn and Krystal dragged an unconcious Mewtwo by the tail back to the house, Dawn started to get dizzy. She stopped dragging and grabbed her head. "What the...?" She thought.

Krystal stopped dragging as well and looked at Dawn. "Dawn? What's wrong?"

Dawn squeezed her eyes shut. "It's a... Dimentional scream!" Suddenly her vision went black, then a white beam of light shot acrossed it and flashed. She heard a familier voice call out.

"Never again! Not as long as I live...I'LL NEVER LET ANYONE HURT ME LIKE THAT AGAIN!"

Dawn opened her eyes to find Krystal looking at her, worried. "Dawn, are you okay?"

"Um, yeah I'm fine. I guess that last Psychic did a bit more damage than I thought."

"Oh, okay... let's keep walking then."

"Right..." The two explorers grabbed Mewtwo's tail once again and proceeded to drag him home.

"I dunno Dawn, he seemed sorta mad. Maybe we should've been a little less hard on him." Krystal and Dawn were in their room, treating their wounds and reflecting on their first annoyance.

"Nah, I could tell it was just a petty grudge. He's a grown Pokemon, he'll get over it soon enough." Dawn said.

"Yeah, but we have to get him to be nicer and less irritable, remember? How is annoying him going to help that?" Krystal countered.

"Krystal, what happens to everyone we meet?" Dawn asked.

"…They become nicer?" Krystal hesitantly answered.

"Right! We even got Dusknoir to be nice again! I'm sure we can get on Mewtwo's good side after a while! Let's get ready for tomorrow!" Dawn said.

Team Relic layed down in their beds. Dawn stared up at the ceiling. "Was that voice...Mewtwo!?" Dawn thought. She turned over to her side. "Looks like there's more to Mewtwo than I originally thought..."

For those who didn't play Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Explorers of Sky/ Darkness/Time, the Dimentional Scream is a special ability the player has. Whenever Dawn touches something or someone, she sees or hears a vision of something connected to that person/object in the past or future. The plot thickens...