UUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHH! WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME!? I put that plot point way to early! This is what happens when I write at midnight... Anyway, I edited this chapter so that the plot point doesn't happen, it will be put in a future chapter. So all those who know what will happen, please don't spoil. (As if anyone reads this anyway) Please R&R

Ways to Annoy Mewtwo

Chpt 1. Introduce yourse-WHAT? Check!

Chpt 2. Battle time! Check!

Chpt 3. "I'm Mewtwo, I'm depressed!"

Chpt 4. Mew vs Mewtwo!

"Oh, this one's gonna be gooood!" Dawn exclaimed.

"Defiantly! I can't wait ti trick him!" Krystal replied.

"Yeah! I wonder if he's still giving us the silent treatment…" Dawn wondered, remembering how Mewtwo didn't say a word to them after the battle the previous day.

"It's like you said, he's a grown Pokemon. Since he's more mature than us he should've let it go by now."

"Yeah, your right. Let's go greet him!" Dawn said.

Mewtwo was enjoying his morning, reading the paper once again. That is, until he heard the sounds of footsteps coming down stairs.

Dawn and Krystal stood in front of Mewtwo, looking curious, much to Mewtwo's dismay.

Mewtwo put his head in his hands and sighed. "Okay… what do you want to know?"

"Well… we were just wondering why you're always so depressed all the time." Krystal stated.

"What? I'm not always depressed!" Mewtwo denied.

"Dude, I've met Cubones happier than you." Dawn said.

"Yeah, you're always all 'I'm Mewtwo, I'm depressed! I hate the world! Blah, blah, blah!'" Krystal mocked.

. "No, I'm not!"

"Yes you are!" Dawn and Krystal retorted.

"Is it because you're weak?" Krystal asked.

"No!" Mewtwo answered.

"Is it because you're single?" Dawn asked.

"No!"

"Is it because you don't have a life?" Krystal asked.

"NO!"

Dawn smirked. "Is it because your weird?"

"NO!"

Krystal supressed a laugh. "Are you smart?"

"NO NO NO!"

Dawn counted off on her paws. "Three, two, one..."

Mewtwo blinked. "HEY!" He chased Team Relic back to their room and pushed a random boulder in front so they couldn't get out.

Dawn stared at the door. She looked at Krystal. "He does know I can use Dig, right?"

Ok... that's better. R&R!