This is the third chanter. enjoy your reading of the third chapter of Gray Yagamis lesbian journey!
Cisclaimer: the owner of death note is not me!
They all got on Dark's back as he took on his shinigami form again, and they flew to philadelphia where the cracked america bell was being attacked by another giant water tornado. dark dark pressed a baton on his presidential throne again, and the cracked america bell grew kung foo arms and legs, and started fighting the water tornado with hitmonlee style karate kicks. the water tornado tried to punch bloke the kicks, but kicks are stronger than punches usually so that didn't work and the water tornado's arms were kicked off.
but the water tornado kamikaze headbutted the cracked america bell in the crack and it cracked apart and fell apart dead. it was one more american artifact ddesttroyed. but it killed itself by doin that so it was dead 2.
"THERE'S THE NEXT ONE! A TRYIN TO DESTROY THE CONSTITUTION... she has constitution powers, so she can handle it," said dark dark as The Constitution blew up the giant water tornado with her constitution powers!
Everyone went there, "Are you okay, The Constitution?" asked everyone.
"Yeah, like Dark Dark said, I have constitution powers," Replied The Constitution, "I am worried about my grandfather, The Declaration of Independence, though. let's go check on him." So they went next door where there was another giant water tornado ready to water down The Declaration of Independance's door. Suddenly an old man with a shakedy walker opened the door.
"Who's been knocking on my doorbell?" Asked the old man. the giant water tornado tried to attack him, but The Constitution blew up the giant water tornado with her constitution powers.
The old man looked at The Constitution, "Billy! It's good to see you! I have a gift for you!" said the old man and pulled out a butterscotch candy and gave it to the Constitution.
"Hi Grandpa. uh you know my name is The Constitution, right?" asked the Constitution.
"Course I do, Josephine! Nice of you to visit your old man on a gorgeous day like this!" said The Declaration of Independence, who was the old man if you didn't get it from the Constitution calling him grandpa, and GOD INTRODUCING CHARACTERS NATURALLY IS HARD I MEAN WTF YOU GUYs? how do you introduce someone's grandpa you can't have them call their grandpa by name people don't do that!
Then the Declaration of Indepence started coughing and clutching his chest, and The Constitution had to take him to a hospital so she couldn't help the yagamis anymore. They realized the next giant water tornado was at Jellystone National Park, so they went there. the Giant Water tornado was trying to drill into the Jellystone supervolcanoe to cause a cataclysmic eruption to destroy all the everything in america! and it was almost there.
"Oh crap! We're too late! the Giant water tornado is trying to drill into the Jellystone supervolcanoe to cause a cataclysmic eruption to destroy all the everything in america!" said everyone, "and it's almost there.
but a funny thing happened. a wizard came and turned the lava into a giant lava golem, and it tried to fight the giant water tornado, and the water evaporated, but the lava golem solidified into a stone and metal golem, which isn't as cool as a lava golem because a lava golem is on fire because lava is on fire, and a stone and metal golem isn't on fire because stone and metal aren't on fire unless they're lava because lava is stone and metal that's on fire.
"Mwahahahahaha! now I have a giant stone and metal golem! I shall use it to take over america, and then THE WORLD!"
"I already took over america!" Dark Dark Protested!
"Oh darn it! wait, Golem, attack that guy on the flying president throne. I will sit on the throne and be president after you kill him!" said the wizard becuase he may have been a smart guy, but he clearly didn't know how elections work.
"THAT'S NOT HOW BEING THE PRESIDENT WORKS! YOU HAVE TO BE ELECTED FOR THE PEOPLE BY THE PEOPLE!" angried Dark.
"Oh, well that sucks," said the wizard and he sadly went away.
end of chapter 3.