Chapter 4
Everybody's cheering faded as William jumped off the shelf and ran to the other side of the store, everyone wanted to see what will happen next, so they ran to where William was. A few minutes later, we were there, in the pet foods section, but William was not exactly in that section. All the fish, birds, and rodents, William was right next to them, Grell, Ronald, and Undertaker knew what he was going to do next "William, don't unlock the-", too late. William unlocked all the cages with animals. "Run away, be free in the wild my animal friends", William said as he freed the last of the birds. Everyone moved out of the way as the fishes sided through the floors because of the water.
"O.K. that was just stupid for William to do", Ronald said "well, what did you expect, he is drunk off his a**!" Grell yelled at Ronald "well maybe you can save the arguing for later, Grell, right now we got to make sure Will-", Ronald pause as he saw that William disappeared.
Ronald and Grell looked everywhere for William, but he's not in the store; it's like he just vanished into thin air. Few seconds later, they heard singing outside, a male singing. That was their que to run outside of the store and see what William is doing, apparently people in the background ran outside too. The front doors moved automatically for Grell, Ronald, and Undertaker to come outside. There they saw, William singing another song off a Disney movie, Tangled. "When will my life begin~", he was pretending to do the things in the song like he was doing it in reality. "Well, at least he's not wearing a dress", Ronald said sarcastically.
Undertaker laughed quietly, even though it obvious that people can hear him. He was not really best of hiding his laughs, when it comes to someone doing something off of Disney movies.
William was done singing his song, so basically he pushed Grell and Ronald aside to run into the store. Who knows what he is going to do; sing another song off a movie or mock one? Either way; it's probably one of those things.
William took a turn to the toy section again, they don't know for sure now if he's going to mock another Disney movie; it turned out, they were right. William put his leg on the box that he put there, took out a stuffed lion, and singed the song the Circle of Life while holding the stuffed lion doll up in the air.
Everybody was laughing hard now, especially Ronald and Grell. Must have been the funniest moment they had, holding a stuffed lion and singing at the same time, dramatically, was funny. They probably knew for sure that this will go on every website and newspaper throughout every state and country.
Once again, he was done singing the song, but they knew the fun was not over yet, not for William anyway, he was never tired. Basically, he did all the things in Wal-Mart to make people laugh and cheer all in one day; they say it's a new talk-a-about now throughout weeks. William climbed on top of a shelf that held toys, but unexpected that he just ripped off his clothing and shoes, only thing left on him was his boxers. Grell had a nosebleed on his G-pack, Ronald had his mouth wide open, and Undertaker just laughed. Out of sudden, he started screaming which made everybody quiet, but he started banging his chest while screaming. "What in the world is he doing?!" Grell yelled over the screaming "well, if you remember Tarzan, and that last scene, you should know", Undertaker replied with a chuckle, then faded into a laugh.
William had run out of the toy section full speed without his trousers. He was running towards the front entrance, what was he doing now? They thought, running toward the entrance of the crazy store.
William was now just standing there by the time Undertaker, Ronald, and Grell got there, just stupidly he stood there. Who knows what he was going to do now? "Ladies and Gentlemen", William said through the audience "tonight, I will do something so spectacular, you will never be the same. And for that to happen, I will need a volunteer". The crowd was a bit silent, but out of nowhere, a random guy said "I will be your volunteer" "thank you, good sir, would you mind coming up here, please", William said.
The random guy came up there, as said by William. It was just a normal guy, spikey auburn hair, blue eyes, black tee and jeans. Just a normal guy, he looked to be an adult but a teen as well. Anyway, he was up there next to William; standing there awkwardly, "sir, do you have an IPod?" The guy looked a bit confused at his question "ummm… yes", he replied. "Well, can you play a song that describes my sexiness?" He asked while making a pose "sure thing!" The guy said excited, he took his IPod out; searching for a song to find, and started to play the song that he picked.
Oh no, Ronald and Grell thought. They expected a different song, but this one; it's the song that did had sexiness in it, Sexy and I Know it.
To their surprise, he can dance really well to the song. Grell was seriously having a massive nosebleed; seeing William shaking his body, and so near to Grell too, also on time to sing the main part "I'm sexy and I know it". Grell just fainted right there. Half the hour was over now, and so right after the song, he fainted like Grell did; the drugs had passed; now he's in a deep sleep.
Everybody was dead silent. Silent enough that Ronald and Undertaker had to get Grell and William out of here, so Ronald picked Grell up as the Undertaker picked William up, they left. Only with Ronald's last words, "O.K. everybody, before we leave, I want you to know that you should put this on every website in the world. It would be worth watching", after that said, Ronald left with the Undertaker.
It was late at night, Ronald was so tired of driving the red mustang Grell owned, and what the time said on the radio, it was 3:55 a.m. Ronald would have dozed off to sleep, but he realized he was almost to William's house. After five minutes of driving, he finally made it to William's house; he had already dropped off Undertaker at his shop, so he was fine not going anywhere else but his house after this. Ronald opened the back door of the red car, seeing William and Grell sleeping like the 'couple' they were.
Ronald took William over his shoulder, then took Grell in bridal style, he was tired enough not to go back and get the other reaper out of the car. He made it through though; Ronald laid Grell down first, and then hoisted William off his shoulders. They looked like the perfect couple, Ronald thought as he saw William and Grell on the bed together. Ronald took out his IPhone out real quick and took a picture of Grell and William; he would soon show that to Undertaker and the co-workers at work. Right now, he was tired, so he went down stairs to the front door, but then realized he had to walk ten miles to his house. I'm sure William won't mind, Ronald thought as he landed on the couch with a thud, passed out right there.