Sorry I Haven't Updated In A While I Had To Figure Out Which Sengoku Basara characters In Which Season She Meets. Please Enjoy~
Chapter 2
"Cures you fucking star!" Sam screamed into the sky.
"Well this sucks monkey donkey balls" Sam sighed as she began to walk.
Sam suddenly saw a flash in the trees. She looked more closely and saw that it was a man. The man had reddish brown hair, wore a dark navy blue bodysuit with white lines on the sides it, armor on his shoulders and a helmet that covered the eyes. (Sorry If It's Not A Very Good Description)
"Hey wait up ninja dud can you tell me where i am?!" Sam shouted as she began to run after the man. But saw that the man completely ignore her...Which is never a good thing to do to Sam.
"Why you son of a-" Sam grabbed a rock of the ground and hulled it at the men"-SLUG!"
The rock hit the man straight in the head knocking the man down from midair...And that is why you never piss off Sam Blake.
"Holy shit it actually hitted him!" Sam shouted astonish since even a 1-year-old has betted throwing the she did...yes she suck that much at throwing, in fact she was band from throwing after that instant when she was 9 when she…well let's just say it involved burning city, zoo animals freed, mutated worms, and Mary sues, SO MANY MARY SUES! The people of that city still have nightmares about it and the animals are always cowering in the back of the cages when they hear the name Sam.
"Hey dud are you still alive?" Sam said as she crouched down and poked the man with a stick she founded somewhere.
Sam waited for a reposes after a minute she began to rise "So this is what murdering someone is like, well may the great jellyfish god of awesomeness-" She Prayed? I think she is atlas.
All of a sudden a hand grabbed Sam around the throat and pushed her into the floor.
Sam looked up to see the man she then screamed "OH MY JELLYFISH GOD! ZOMBIE NINJA!"
Well Sam Surtinlly Got Her Into A Fine Mass. Hope You Enjoyed This Chapter See Ya!