Chapter 9

Author's Note: Hiya mates, we last went off when the pet shop exploded and PH is a suspect…. *Blows puffle whistle* Calling all elite puffles… Calling all Elite puffles….

My beak opened wide, PH?! Is she KA-RAY-ZEE?! I took out my puffle whistle, but she yanked it away, and I yanked it back, then she yanked it away again… all of this yanking keeps on FOREVER until Ardreina bit PH's flipper (thank YOU mate!). I blew the puffle whistle and stuck it in one of my many pockets. PH tumbled over and tried to yank my jacket away, but I dodged easily. PH had been turned into a PSYCHO! I thought madly. Jay came to the pet shop with her black puffle Lithium and my piffles. I thanked Jay and ran to give some orders to the Elite Puffles.

"Squeak squeak squeak squeako squeaky squeaky! (Go help me block your handler!)" I ordered in my best puffle language.

All of the puffles ran over PH (like in puffle trouble when a hoard of puffles come in Herbert's cave.) I ran to tie her flippers and gagged her.

"Aruhmuramah." PH tried her best to speak.

"What did she say?" Rookie came in with an orange puffle.

"Nothing." Me and Ardreina spoke quickly.

"Then let's take her to the HQ, she has a psycho problem." Jet Pack Guy suggested.

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"What are ya doin'?! I only serve for Her…" PH yelled until she got gassed by Gary.

"Well done agents, I see her explosion in the Pet Shop made quite a buzz." Gary spoke. (Quite a buzz?! It was a major issue Gary!)

"Yes indeed Gary." Ardreina spoke while she entered the HQ with the crew.

"Yeah G, can you figure ANYTHING out what's wrong with PH?" Eva asked.

"I am still finding a conclusion, thank you for reminding me about it." G spoke then asked,"Where is Agent Ro?" He peeked at the back of Candence.

"She's all shaken up because of Herbert." Maddie explained.

"That was an avalanche!" She yelled with defense.

"Alright, alright. Everything's fine now so stay calm Rosie or you're gonna influence PH." Bellykid grunted in September then went to the nearest tube transporter, threw up, and disappeared to the missions room. (You know the room that had PSA missions.)

"Herbert is making us all uncomfortable, he had figured out our biggest fears." Jay sighed.

""Yeah, he gave me Justin Bieber music can you believe it?!" I practically screamed.

"Aha!" G exclaimed.

"What?!" the whole crew spoke sarcastically (except for poor Bellykid who is still in the tube transporter.).

"I have found the solution of PH's psychotic problem. You see, Herbert had brainwashed most of her memories, and replaced it with the information that he wants her to know and do." Gary explained pleased with his answer.

"Ok, so how do we figure this stuff out and make PH turn back to normal." I asked.

Gary had a very weird poker face and Maddie had to shake him and yelled, "GARY WAKE UP!"

Gary looked startled and stammered, "I-I'm really sorry agents, there is only one solution."

"Then what's the solution?!" Ardreina asked.

"We need to know how Herbert brainwashed her." Gary spoke.

"What?! Are you serious G?! I'll go check the problem out. (She's part of the EPF medic team.)" Ardreina screeched and waddled to the medic table.

I sighed,"Then it's time to go for another Great Herbert Fiasco."

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I teleported to my bedroom and hid the robot, and opened my lime green laptop. I checked the online Club Penguin Times, and the Pet Shop explosion was on the first page (uh oh).

BIG NEWS: PET SHOP EXPLODES, DAMAGES PART OF THE PLAZA

As you can see the pet shop is fully ruined by a mysterious schemer. One of the penguins witnessed, "I saw EPF agents around the pet shop and I THINK that a penguin is behind this."

A puffle squeaked, "Squeak squeak squeako squeaky SQUEAK! Squeaky squeako!" translated: "I saw our handler putting something on the spot where it exploded. OH NO! Maybe she betrayed us!"

We will alert if we see any explosions or disasters being set up as soon as possible, but we prefer all penguins to stay outdoors or in igloos. – written by Aunt Arctic.

Oh boy, I was right, it was a major issue! I fed all of my piffles their favorite treats: Puffle o's to Hades, Puff, and Apollo. Cake to Rockee. Cookies to Sammy. I went to the living and spotted Arthur (long time no see!).

"Hey bro, what's up on the news." I asked while I hopped into my favorite chair.

"Nothing, just an explosion." He spoke.

"You call that 'just an explosion'?! You know how many piffles are injured and.." I yelled until..

"Wazzella, do not interrupt your brother." My mom scolded. (AHHH! She doesn't know anything!)

"Mom… Arthur doesn't care about injured piffles." I whined in my cute baby voice.

"Shame on you Arthur.' Mom spoke plainly (Grr…).

Arthur stuck his toungue at me and darted back to his room to play Minecraft. (I seriously don't know why, but I love that game.) I waddled back to my room, I went on Minecraft and sneaked in brother's game. When I saw Arthur's avatar is getting close to me, I attached him with my diamond sword (shame on you sir!). He attacked me, but I was able to get rid of him and stole his loot. (hehe)

"Wazzlepop…" he growled.

I laughed like an idiot and ran around the igloo and escaped out of the igloo. I went to the pizza place and saw mom drinking some kind of poisonous drink and walked like a zombie around the island. I gasped and teleported back to the igloo. I went to find Jingles whispered to her about my plan, she nodded and we both started to pack up. I stuffed everything I could stuff in and bought 3 more bags via Gift Shop online. I stole a lot of food and other of my EPF stuff (including the robot that saved my life).

I put all of the stuff me and Jingles need for shelter in the other 2 bags. I scribbled a note to Arthur and gave him most of my coins.

In the note I scribbled: Sorry bro, me and Jingles need to leave, our mom's drunken and hooked up with another guy I'm sorry I got rid of you in Minecraft and here's my coins (and do use it wisely and do NOT use it on gaming! If you want to find me and Jingles find us at the forest or the Everyday Phoning Facility. – bye love ya Bro. Love, Jingles and Wazzlepop.

Then me and Jingles set off to begin our own lives in the wilderness….

Author's Note: Nooo! Can I survive this wilderness?! You'll find out in the tenth chapter! You guys made my day by giving awesome reviews! :D I promise I will try to write this story as long as possible (but not too long of course!), and here's this chapter CP trivia question! What type of accent does Aunt Arctic have? I'll continue to bring the penguins to the University! So stay tuned… Thanks and see ya in CP! (If I can meet you guys…) – Coco (aka Wazzella) *;) (me winking with party hat on)