"S-So Lee, let's go get you that summon's!" I cheered as happily as I could but muttered under my breathe," I'm not perverted. I'm not perverted. I'm not perverted. I'm not perverted. I'm not perverted. I'm not perverted. I'm not perverted. I'm not perverted. I'm not perverted. I'm not perverted. I'm not perverted. I'm not perverted. I'm not perverted. I'm not perverted. I'm not perverted. I'm not perverted. I'm not perverted. I'm not perverted. I'm not perverted."

"YES, LET US! I SINCERELY THANK YOU FOR MAKING ME BECOME MORE YOUTHFUL!" Lee stated.

"No problemo!" I chuckled nervously. I looked at Gaara and saw him staring at me oddly. I felt faint. What if Gaara hates me for being perverted! I thought.

-Same Time-One of Orochimaru's More Sturdier Hideouts-

"Orochimaru-sama, I bring ill news," Kabuto groaned.

"What isssss it, Kabuto-kyyyyun," Orochimaru asked.

Kabuto shivered before reporting," According to our spy, Sasuke's little crush got something special (cues in smirk) and forgot every little detail of the little fucker."

"Naruto-kun did?" Orochimaru pondered. "Anywayssss, what isssssssss the the ssssssssspecial thing?"

"Well, his eyes healed but gained a doujutsu of some sort. It is possible it is new but it is also possible that it is old; Probably from his lineage," Kabuto analyzed.

"What kind of a doujutssssssu is it?" Orochimaru commanded.

"Its abilities are mysterious but it seems to have similar components of predictions because they named it Yogensha," Kabuto stated.

"Yogensssssha?" Orochimaru laughed. "What a peculiar name. Prophet? I wonder if it was its previousssssss name... Never mind, we shouldn't ponder on uselesssssssssss thingsssssssss. We need to focussssss on how SSSSSSasssssssuke is going to take thissssssssss."

Kabuto nodded gravely with this comment. If they weren't underground, they would have looked up at the sky randomly.

"So what did you want to tell me?" I asked venomously; I didn't like this man.

"Well Sasuke. That was not nice," Orochimaru said. The idiot! Of course I'm not nice! I've been mad at you for not training me for a while! "We were here to tell you the condition your little crusssssh isssss in."

"Is he okay?" I asked. I was a bit worried. I haven't heard any sort of news from him from a while. I seriously thought that he would chase after me.

"Actually, he's never been better," Orochimaru laughed. "He gained a doujutsu after his eyes healed from the shock and even gained amnesia though it was a minor set-back for him."

"What!" I shouted. "You hid the fact that he lost sight from me! Why?"

"Hey! Don't talk to Orochimaru-sama like that!" Kabuto growled. "He did it to make sure that your mind was undisturbed in training."

"Okay... Tell me, what kind of a amnesia did he get?" I ask as politely as I could. Kabuto grinned sadistically and Orochimaru did his creepy chuckling.

He asked," Do you really want to know?"

"Of course," I say matter-of-factually.

Kabuto replied in Orochimaru's steed with fake sympathy, " He forgot every thing about you."

-Flashback-

"We cannot afford Naruto to remember Sasuke," Tsunade muttered. "We need to find a replacement that'll hide the previous' existence."

Sakura agreed," I won't have Naruto risking his life again for Sasuke. It doesn't matter how much I love him, Naruto's well being comes first now that he decided to become a rouge-ninja. A missing-nin of all things!"

Danzo appeared all too coincidentally from the shadows," How about one of my Root operatives." (Yes, Danzo is actually a good person. Since Canon didn't show his betrayal until the end, I am changing the way he betrayed the Uchiha clan. )

"Danzo, I don't think..."

"Nonsense, I need Sai to gain some social skills. It's pathetic really. He is quite talented but after the death of his brother, he lost all of his emotions. I want Sai to join the team because the fact that Sai is so socially awkward might distract Naruto and Sai might not rely on books for once. Trust me on this, I swear, the boy trusts books too much for his own good. He does his exercises and base his diets on what the books say."

"Well, he seems like an odd character. He will probably, no, definitely distract Naruto... Shizune! Make sure there is no trace of Sasuke in this village."

"And I'll get some of my Root operatives to adjust the Team 7 group photo to Sai... Sakura understands the situation, right?"

"Yeah. She was personally briefed by me. She is going to pretend that the substitute was her childhood crush but now matured and understands that is wasn't love."

"Very convincing... I will have Sai bully Naruto a bit like Sasuke yet act much more caring than that traitorous swine and tease Sakura about her childhood crush occasionally. Everything else can be ad-libbed right?"

"Sure. I'm sure there is nothing more convincing... Next time Sakura and Naruto meet, Sai will join. It wouldn't be for a while since Sakura is trying to get her act together."

-Flashback end-

"HE WHAT!"

"I am quite ssssssorry for you. The one you have weakening feelingssssss for no longer rememberssssss you."

"Naruto definitely remembers me... You just want me to become completely unemotional and you believe you can achieve that through this lie and if you knew about this, you would have told me!" accused Sasuke. (awww denial) His surroundings were getting blurry and he was losing balance but he held firm.

"But Sasuke," Kabuto said. "Orochimaru didn't get the information until today."

Sasuke froze and grumbled," You didn't know about Naruto's condition until today and it has been over 3 months already. How pathetic is our communication system? It really needs to be fixed."

"What?" Orochimaru asked. "SSSSSSSpeak louder."

"We are going to spend some time to fix your communication system," I announced. "If I, no, we don't receive information on the enemy fast enough it could provide them enough time to launch another lethal attack." (he said I because he wants his information on Naruto faster, especially after Kimimaro's mistake. He wants Naruto not other enemies)

"Yeah right," Kabuto breathed.

"What did you say," I smirked, knowing that Orochimaru would take my side. Orochimaru does so many things to please me. There was one frightening moment when he brought me this girl. I think her name was Karin. At first, she was okay at first but afterwards, she turned into a fan girl! She nearly attacked, no, more like raped me. I was thankful that she backed out when I said that I was homosexual. Her reaction was quite scary, she fainted with blood spurting out of her nose; Weird... I thought that she was going to faint in horror. (I know what she was thinking about. hehehe) Apparently, he brought her so I could revive my clan like I wanted.

"Kabuto, do not anger SSSSSSSassssssssuke," Orochimaru said. "He knowsssss what he is sssssaying."

"Thank you Orochimaru," I smirked. Kabuto frowned and bowed to apologize.

"He took it better than we thought," Kabuto said.

"Yessss," Orochimaru hissed. "He was dissssssstracted by ssssssomething else. SSSSSSometimessss, I wissssh SSSasssssuke forgot him too, it would make out livessss a bit easssssier and make SSSSSSassssssuke a bit more eassssier to train in my sssssstyle."

Kabuto offered," I can make a drug to make him forget all about his past. It will hinder him slightly because of certain side effects but not as much as it is now."

Orochimaru smiled and said," How excellent. Make the drug asssss sssssoon assss you can. Meanwhile, I want to have sssome fun making a fake passst. Hahaha!"

Me- What do you think?

Naruto- *whimpers* Sasuke's going to forget about me? *breaks down crying*

Sasuke- Naruto! I will never forget you in my heart. They may make my memories disappear, but I will always love you!

Me- Cheesy much?

Naruto- Hey! I think it's sweet, dattebayo!

Me- Yeah sure... Do you think that my fan will give me as much reviews as they did the last time?

Naruto- They better. I don't want to see some horrible lemons with Orochimaru and Kabuto or Guy and Lee. *shivers* That is too horrendous.

Sasuke- What kind of horrible memories are implanting in my love's head? I WILL CHOP YOU HEAD OFF!

Me- *tick mark* What did you say? You may say what you want since I don't own you but I can make you life horrible in this story. I will make an omake about you being dragged into Orochimaru's room and being raped by him!

Sasuke- NOOOOO! I AM SO SORRY! ANYTHING BUT BEING RAPED!

Me- Then what are supposed to say?

Sasuke- *cries* Anyone, even my fan girls, if you care about never thinking or seeing a horrible scene, give this girl reviews. *whispers* This author is happy for one review. I mean, sheesh, they forgot to review after one chapter and you get all mad and insane.

Me- Good boy! I was happy that so many people reviewed after the last chapter so keep it up! Even one smiley face or word will suffice!