I got smoke in my hair,
For once, Jaime decided to go out.
My clothes thrown everywhere.
And the result was disasterous.
Woke up in my rocking chair.
He woke up from the night before in his living room,
Holding a beer in my hand,
With too much hair of the dog.
Sporting a neon tan.
And a bar room tan.
My stereo cranked up,
His radio was on too loud,
I can't find my truck,
His car was missing,
How'd I get home from the club?
And he had no idea how he got home.
Ain't got a clue what went down,
He has no memory of the night before,
So I started calling around,
So he called his brother,
And all my friends say,
And Tyrion told him,
I started shooting doubles,
He started doing double shots of vodka,
When you walked in.
As soon as their sister walked into the bar.
All my friends say,
As soon as Jaime saw Cersei,
I went a little crazy,
He had the idea to act like a fool on purpose,
Seeing you with him.
Just to show her how she made him feel.
You know I don't remember a thing.
He doesn't remember what all he said or did,
But they say, I sure was raising some cain.
But he might say it was worth it.
I was a rock star, party hard,
The crowd loved him,
Getting over you comeback kid.
The bartender gave him drinks on the house.
Yeah, I must have did,
So he must have done every nutty thing Tyrion said he did.
What all my friends say.
And Tyrion wasn't the only one saying it.
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah.
Tywin saw Jaime's performance as well.
I found my billfold.
His wallet ended up in his refrigerator.
I cried oh no no,
And to his surprise,
Good time Charlie got me now I'm broke.
It was empty.
But it was worth acting like a fool.
His head sure felt like he spent that much.
Yeah girl I must have really showed you.
But it was worth upsetting Cersei.
Cause all my friends say,
Jaime did more than get drunk.
I started shooting doubles,
He danced on the pool tables.
When you walked in.
He danced on the bar.
All my friends say,
He rode a mechanical bull so much that it malfunctioned.
I went a little crazy,
He went nuts,
Seeing you with him.
On purpose.
You know I don't remember a thing.
Tyrion said that Jaime had a lot of fun.
But they say I sure was raising some cain.
And even Tyrion enjoyed seeing Cersei upset.
I was a rock star, party hard,
Jaime sang on stage with the cover band,
Getting over you comeback kid.
And paid for everyone's drinks.
Yeah, I must have did,
Tywin didn't once try to stop his oldest son from his antics.
What all my friends say.
He enjoyed seeing Cersei embarrassed.
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah.
But the greatest moment of the night,
I was Elvis rocking on the bar,
The icing on the cake,
Working the crowd pouring out my heart.
The cherry on the ice cream sundae,
And all my friends say,
Was when Jaime called out Cersei for everything she had done.
I started shooting doubles,
The whole of Westeros knew Cersei's children were not her dead husband's
When you walked in.
But no one expected Jaime,
All my friends say,
To put any blame on himself.
I went a little crazy,
And he did.
Seeing you with him.
And that was what upset Cersei the most.
You know I don't remember a thing,
And she retaliated,
But they say I sure was raising some cain.
By throwing a drink in his face.
I was a rock star, party hard,
Certainly, she was more equipped than that.
Getting over you comeback kid.
But Jaime guessed not.
Yay I must have did,
All in all,
What all my friends say.
A hangover was for sure worth it.
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah.