Chapter 17

Author's Note: Hey guys, welcome to the last chapter of CP University! (*wipes tears*) NO! I'm not crying! Alright, alright, I'm crying, anyways. Enjoy the epic finale of... (drum roll please) CLUB PENGUIN UNIVERSITY!

I woke up and saw myself in a blank space.

"Bellykid? Ardreina? Jay? Anyone?" I squeaked.

"Welcome to heaven."A voice spoke.

"Who are you and am I dead?!" I shrieked nervously.

"Don't you recognize me?" The blue penguin waved his glasses. It was Gary without glasses.

"Uhhh...no?"I spoke nervously.

Gary eyes looked around nervously then said,"You have done well agent, some quirk thinking of yours-"

"NO! I abandoned you! You should've punished me! Like send me to be the next one for Elite Puffle Force's poop duty or something." I blurted out.

"Poop duty?" Gary raised his eyebrows.

"Erm... yeah." I replied back.

"Agent, your reason to be here is that I want to say that you and the agents have saved the day."Gary cleared his throat.

"Really?" I managed to squeak out.

"Indeed agent, and I've sent a little helper down there, now go!" Gary shooed me away.

"Wait are you-"I spoke but I was too late to speak to G, because I was kicked out of heaven. (Or Locked out of heaven hey! It's a Bruno mars song! *turns on MP3 and listens to the song*)

…

I snapped back to reality and shook my head. I knew what to do now.

"P0nt, take us back there!" I yelled at him while skydiving from the aircraft.

"HOW?!" he yelled.

"Squirt the water up duh!" I screeched and pointed at the water.

He waved his 'magic' flippers, and we shot into the aircraft. Rookie, Dot, PH, and Jet went to find Gary and weapons, Icetail sheathed her daggers like Wolverine (My favorite superhero for no heck reason.), Bellykid balled her fists (I know penguins SO do not have this part of their body.) until her knuckles were white, Jay and Candence turned on the motor of their jet packs and loaded their weapons, Maddie held her spear while her mighty pony neighed as loud as it can, Eva upgraded her mini robots and the robots were stronger than ever, Rosie held her weapon tight but looked brave, P0nt summoned all of his mighty waves, and I drew my large explosive arrow.

"Wow, I never saw an arrow that big." P0nt remarked.

"Can you keep a secret?" I asked quietly.

"Yeah." He replied.

"This is NOT an explosive arrow, this is a nuclear arrow." I said quietly.

He looked pale then said,"Alright shoot your best."

We stared at the entrance of the aircraft deck and saw giant upgraded protobots walking slowly like zombies at us.

"ATTACK!" We all yelled.

I switched my nuclear arrow into a normal arrow and stuck it at a protobot like a spear.

"So long rombie dude (a word mixed with robot and zombie)." I said while I tossed a small flower at him and went away.

As soon as I said that, the robot exploded. We pretty much cleared all of the protobots until Herbert and the leader of the FREEDOM appeared-along with Jet, Dot, and Rookie.

"JETTIE!" Jay and Candence yelled but didn't argue. (Thank god!)

"Mwahahahaha, I see you fools have been trying to find your little friend…" Herbert cackled.

"Where. Is. GARY?!" Bellykid and Eva screeched.

'Ah… I must say that your little friend have been-dead." Herbert cackled more evilly.

Bellykid went pale and fell to her knees (I know penguins do NOT have knees!).

"HAHAHAHA! Bow down to us!" The FREEDOM leader cackled evilly and shot an arrow at Bellykid.

…

Almost in the split second before the arrow hit Bellykid; Maddie rushed over and knocked the arrow out with her shield. (I want to see it in slow motion…)

"Thanks! You saved my life!" Bellykid gasped while shaking her head dizzily.

"It's ok, that's what the EPF is for; we never leave anyone behind." Maddie said and winked but turned into battle mode as soon as she finished.

We face the FREEDOM with fury. I glared and squinted until I might've looked like an Asian (no offense guys, not a racist.). A conch horn was blown by one of the weak FREEDOM member.

"LET THE BATTLE, BEGIN!" He yelled.

We all charged at each other, but surprisingly, Ardreina and P0nt's first enemy isn't in the crowd. I looked where they are targeting t then I realised who is their target. We winked and charged at the guy who kept blowing that stupid conch horn for no reason. We all toppled over that guy and we gave him one good attack. Ardreina shot him a real sharp syringe, P0nt stuffed him with saaltwater, and I knocked him down with my bow. (Cheers!) The war was still raging on and we were all exhausted because protobots and FREEDOM vs us? Not so lucky. We were nearly falling to our knees (even though penguins don't have knees.) until we hear some banging and shouting. It was Gary.

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"Gary!" the fangirls of Gary shrieked. (I'm not one of them, neither is Ardreina.)

"Agents." He coughed out,"Herbert had lied to you, don't ever… listen…to..him…" then he got gassed by Herbert.

"Hmph, how DARE you sneak out." He muttered.

"How DARE you capture him!" the fangirls snarled.

"Let me give you the taste of medicine that your fellow 'agent' have." Herbert snickered and all of the fangirls got trapped into a giant cage.

'Dude! Is that what you got?!" P0nt taunted while cracking his knuckles.

"Heh, you think you can…" Herbert was about to set another trap until a loooong purple tongue wrapped him.

"Eeww! What is this?!" Herbert wailed and looked at us, but we have no idea where did the tongue came from.

Suddenly, an orange puffle peeked out, but his tongue looks attached to something.

"EEEWWWWW…." Some agents complained.

"Awwww." Me and PH said.

We wrapped and gagged Herbert and the leader of the FREEDOM.

"Get out. Or else." Bellykid spoke darkly when the other members of the FREEDOM tried to escape, so they jumped off the aircraft and disappeared.

"What are we gonna do with them?!" Jet looked at our enemies strangely.

"I have an idea…" I snickered.

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Chop, chop, chop, chop…

We all boarded in the newly upgraded helicopter, but since the top part was broken, we decided to use the leader and Herbert to spin around for us instead then arrest them at Club Penguin. (LOL imagine that…) We twisted a ton of ropes around them and the enemies twirled around and around and around and around…..

"AHHHH!" The leader practically screamed while Herbert puked.

I couldn't stop grinning then PH asked,"Who's gonna adopt this hungry little fella?"

"Me!" I cheered.

PH handed the drooling guy to me,"So, what name are you gonna name him mate?"

I stared at Rookie then smiled,"Drookie." (YES! I GOT A NEW PUFFLE ON CP!)

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Back at the island, Herbert and the leader got thrown into the EPF dungeon. I knew what I would do as soon as I landed on Club Penguin. I dashed to the forest and saw Arthur giving Jingles some warm pizz and soup.

"DUDE! THANKS!" I yelled and tackled him.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, where have you been? I've been taking care of Jingles since you left!" Arthur yelled at me.

"Ah, check the newspaper." I spoke calmly as I handed the Club Penguin Times.

On the headline, there was a picture of me, the agents, Gary, PH, Rookie, Jet, Dot, Drookie my new orange puffle, and Herbert and the leader of the FREEDOM getting locked up.

"Ohhh, EPF stuff." The siblings said.

I winked and giggled,"And I'm SO not going to ride a helicopter that is covered in puke!" and showed the helicopter on the news, sure enough, Herbert puked almost in every spot and ended,"Hey, ya interested joining with me?"

Author's Note: THE END! :'( This had been a wonderful time writing this stuff for you guys! You have been SO awesome and whoa! There are nearly 100 reviews! I can't believe it! My first story then BAM! A ton of reviews. I'll make sure the next story will be different, but still a bit EPF related. (Cuz I wanna write about somethin' different :P) Anyways, I gotta go build the Puffle Hotel! Stay tuned… - Coco (aka Wazzella) ;)