Chapter 3: Operation KDABO (Kill Darren At Black Opps)

(sorry if you dont like call of duty, i couldn't resist)

On a dark stormy night, in a dark stormy town, in a dark stormy house, in a dark stormy room their sat a very repitive author in a dark stormy chair. "Hello young boys and girls, are you ready to hear a story? A story that will be absoulutly life changing? A story that will make even your grandmother cry, because we know she is pretty darn tough. You've been warned, this story might make you want to press the pretty cute red X button eying you from across the bar- i mean screen. This is the begining... of the end."

Darren's POV

400 hours

Bodies upon bodies were on the floor. They wouldn't stop coming. Round 7, more and more to come. 4am almost time for breakfast, but first more zombies. This is the 27th time we have played. The game being Call of Duty: Black Opps Zombies. We being and I.

401 hours

HEADSHOT!

403 hours

"Darren behind you!" Crepsley yelled at the top of his lungs making the walls of the house they had broken into vibrate. He doesn't need to be so loud. The neighboors might find out- "INSTA-KILL!" I spazzed. "No shiznips sherlock." Mr. Crepsley said getting his ghetto on.

404 hours

... I need to pee... to many zombies... brain slowly dying... food... pee... food...

Earlier that day ;3

3rd Person POV

"Darren we must find a house to feed at." The red clothed mentor stated to his adhd assistant who was playing with some leaves as they walked through a very nice park. That park had a retirement home across from it were Old Man Johnny lived, but that is unrealavent.

"Omg! A puppy! I'll name him Jasmine!" Darren ran after the puppy and left his mentor dumbfounded in the middle of a park while Old Man Johnny watched outside of his window. The mentor then became scared, for Old Man Johnny was very creepy and didn't like jelly in his peanut butter and jelly sandwitch, and ran for his life.

He followed Darren into a neighboorhood, "Rainbow Vill... sounds... like home." smiled brightly, and decided that he was acting very out of character.

As Darren and were chasing the puppy down Sucks to Suck Ln, the dog came the a sudden hault at a bright pink and green house. Darren picked up the little fluff ball and tucked him into his jacket.

"Well Darren we might as well feed here, considering you made me run 14 miles for a stupid insolent puppy."

proceded up the roof and tried to fit himself down into the chimney, when he finally succeded he found himself laying in ash and sot in an old fashioned fire place. Darren was just casually sitting on the couch sipping Arizona Tea. "How did you get in Darren?" Mr. Crepsley inquired. "Uhh... the front door was open..." Darren gave his mentor a sheepish smile. "Oh how cliched." Mr. Crepsley stalked off to another room to find a human to feed upon.

", I dont think their home." Darren came into the kitchen which is were Larten was currently searching for a human. "Not in the cabnet... not in the oven... not in the drawer... where are the humans !"

"...There not home..." Darren tried to get his mentors attention but the mentor was to busy searching high and low for the humans. "Maybe, their over yonder..." Larten walked into another room. The Laundry Room.

"Over yonder...?" Darren decided to conduct his own search but ended up in the game room.

"Mr. Crepsley come up here for a second!" Darren tried to hide the excitment in his voice, because he knew Larten would not come upstairs if anything seemed exciting. His mentor hated excitment.. and happy things... especialy happy things.

"What is it Darren?" Mr. Crepsley said as he came up the staircase.

"It's a... it's a... it's a..."

"Spit it out, Darren. Do not let the cat get your tounge! I know it might be hard for you to talk around me sometimes because I am so darn beautiful, but you need to get over this Darren!"

"Xbox."

"What?"

"Xbox."

"What!"

"Xbox."

"WHAT?"

"Xbox."

"WHAT!"

"Chicken Butt."

So I haven't updated in a while. Sorry if their are any spelling or grammer screw ups ;O my spell check is off. Idk how to put it back on. If you have any ideas feel free to Pm me or review with the idea and if i use it i'll give you credit. Or if your interested in collaborating for a chapter Pm me. Merry Christmas :) Happy Hanakah (bad spelling) and any other holidays you might cellabrate. Omg I want to make my own holiday, that would be awesome. Okay i got to go. K,Thanks,Love You, Bye.