GOODEVENING, GOODMORNING, GOODNIGHT. Where ever you may be i present to you Chapter 4 :D I apologize for not updating sooner, I've been busy, and I'm typing all of this on my super sexy smart phone ;) This actually was inspired by a certain review which i will credit later. Darren Shan owns like everything :l

It all started with a young boys desire for Grape Arizona Tea,

The eager Darren Shan and honestly dreadful and depressed looking Larten Crepsley wander into a CVS after Darren demanding that they stop there for some unknown reason. Darren wastes no time into running straight for the Arizona Tea. What person could resist the powers of Arizona Tea anyways?

"I WANT THEM ALL!" Darren demands like a childish 5 year old.

"No Darren. "

"Yes Larten."

"Darren? How did you know my name was Larten... "

"I'm in your kitchen."

"What ? Darren your worrying me. "

"Huh? Oh Nothing... I'm in your closet."

"Darren are you trying to imply your in the closet?"

"Nooooo. I'm implying that I'm in yo MOMMA'S closet. "

"Darren you-"

"Yo momma."

"Can we just leave. "

"Yo momma didn't want to leave last night ! OHHHHHHHHH"

-Smack-

Just like that the ghetto Darren faded away and back came the Arizona Tea craving Darren.

" Filthy human drink. " Mr. Crepsley was looking down on our dearest Arizona Tea.

"Just try one! There soooo good Mr. Crepsley. Soooo unbelievably good. My precious my precious- I mean I'm not obsessed with this wonderful, amazing, sexy, god like- "

" You seem to be forgetting vile, horrendous, insult to the vampire clan. "

" Don't listen to him Grapeade. His mom was an insult to the vampire cla- !"

Darren's over used insult ending with a smack over the head.

"Was that necessary? WAS. THAT. NECESSARY. MR CREPSLEY. WAS THAT NECESSARY? You're supposed to be the old man here - "

-Smack-

"- You can't just smack me every time- "

-Smack-

" Oh for the love of Seba Nile ! "

" Darren why are we even in what did you call it again? Oh yes CVS. You are drawing to much attenti- "

" MEEEE . DRAWING ATTENTION. WELL MAYBE IF YOU STOPPED BEATING YOUR SON THEN MOM WOULDN'T HAVE LEFT YOU!" Darren started fake crying getting the attention of all the old women at the CVS pharmacy.

"Sir how dare you hurt you child- "
" How dare you!"
" Poor Boy! "
And " Kick the kid's ass!" Rang out of the crowd of saggy old ladies.

"I ... He is not... DAMMIT. ! "Larten tried to explain as he was being trampled by the lovely crowd of old ladies.

When Larten was mobbed out the door Darren straightened himself up and approached the Arizona Tea.
"Finally my precious. Finally."

The boy was drooling all over the Grape Arizona Tea and shoved them all in his pants and ran out the store to hide from his mentor, and devour his precious. He was a jolly boy for the next few hours until his mentor found him. What happens next shall never be spoken of. Let this be a lesson to all. If you must get Arizona Tea... Make sure your plan involves escaping from a tar and feathered, umbrella beaten, wet, ugly looking vampire. And just remember Grandmas go hard.

I really want some Arizona Tea right now /3 idk where all this came from really. I had a review from officiallyinsane about doing something with Burger King , but i haven't gone there in a while , but it did inspire me to do this one (: I'm sorry if it isn't as funny as my others, I only had 30 minutes to write. Well review if you have an idea you want me to use. (: love you all.