Chapter 3

When you find out you are the mother of a child what is you first reaction? (Answer this honestly and send me a review) Some people think excitement while others go indenial, specially if you're female seeing as you don't recall getting a baby bump at all.

Now that the news has soaked in how do you feel now that you know your FRIENDS helped in the creation of this child. Imagine your kid looks like she could be your mom. Would you go ballistic and question your very sanity? Yes, yes you normies would.

"Of everything sweet, sour, and kung pao chicken! What makes you think that hearing that would make me very happy?" snapped a very bewildered Lucy. Hearing that you and your friends are the mother - no father - of a child who could buy herself alcohol anytime she wants right now despite her actual age, that thin little shred of what we like to call sanity is being tugged.

Roughly.

"Congrats your a mom is something everyone dreams of hearing once in a lifetime." Layla said calmly. She didn't see why Lucy was freaking out, she's a mom be happy. Her friends may have been comprehending this... situation a little slowly but they were not freaking out so far and Layla was sure they wouldn't anytime soon. If only Lucy wasn't so fudging stubborn then this conversation could have been over with and they could possibly be getting into the majorly important details, you know the rules of being a goddess of Earthland.

For Lucy this was a dream she wished was over already, it wasn't necessarily a nightmare. It was just something she couldn't understand and she hates not understanding things. She is just testing out questions to get this down. The angrier she gets the more her brain seems to function. That is the very she tells herself she hates teachers before tests and homework, it gets her riled up and ready to punch the daylight savings out of tests.

When she finally started to get everything and Imitatia turned into a childish form, everything went black.

I'm Elmo and I Know It LMFAO Parody (Find on Youtube)

Yeah, Yeah

When you walk on by

You might see me this little red guy

I skip to the beat

Walking down the street can't see my feet

Yeah

This is how I roll

Red fluffy fur skin out of control

It's Elmo with the big orange nose

I'm so sweet I don't wear clothes

Kids look at these crayons

Kids look at th-

"Ugh," Lucy yawned, she grabbed her throbbing head and hit her alarm blaming her friends for making her buy that blasted thing, now it wakes her up early in the morning. Despite that being its job. Due to her tiring job Lucy always woke up with these terrible headaches, leading her friends to once believe it was a hangover.

With Lucy having doubts about her wacky dream from last night, she immediately sprang from her comfortable bed to check her phone for Levy's text message.

Sure enough, it wasn't there.

That text message must have been apart of her dream somehow. Although she had a message inside of her trash bin on the phone, from Levy. The same one from last night.

"I thought that was just a dream." said Lucy as she swayed her way to her bathroom, nearly falling out right there and then.

She really didn't feel like standing anymore so she decided a bath over a shower. Like always. As the water started to run she realized something, she forgot to buy migraine pills yesterday. She heard Carla in her room, mewling her drowsiness away. She hated to admit it but she envied that damn grumpy cat, being able to wake up easily without a care in the world.

She was just lucky today was Saturday, no bitch fits.

The water began to reach the rim of the tub, that's when she decided to turn the water off. She undressed and practically jumped with joy into the tub of relaxation, she could stay here as long as she wanted. But she promised Levy, Wendy, Mirajane, and Erza that she would go shopping with them at 12:00 PM, she was too much of a friend to cancel because she didn't have any pills on her to rid of that pain.

She sat there, letting her hair become hydrated. Have you ever just sat in the tub and then next thing you know, your having a mini episode about your life right there. That is what she is currently doing, thinking about how she got here. In her opinion it was all because of her parents, because of them she was able to make such great friends. But due to some bastard she won't be able to see them anymore, perhaps that dream did do her some good.

This time when she thought of her parents, she didn't cry. She smiled.

She decided that maybe this was the time to get out, it was 10:56. She had at least an hour to get ready and do what she wanted, and hell she wasn't going to waste it.

Lucy stepped out the tub and quickly surrounded herself in a towel. She was so sleepy yesterday that she didn't have time to set out her clothes so she was to prepare herself for now.

Deeply brushing her teeth, she made sure they were the whitest they could be. Levy told her she would buy Lucy a musical doctor dentist off of ebay so Lucy wanted to be prepared. Who wouldn't want a Live human being that is very musical, has a medical degree, a dentist degree, and is off the internet. Crazy people wouldn't.

She left her deodorant inside her room because she forgot to bring it with her. You know when you are drunk off of tiredness you forget to do certain things like memorizing your name. It happened before.

Lucy opened the door to the outside world, basically she opened the door to her room. What she saw shocked the fudge sticks out of her, making her forget where she keeps her clothes.

A boy with pink hair, a miniature snowman thing, and a blue cat with wings sitting on her bed playing with an actual happy - not grumpy - Carla.

"Finally your out," Pinky began. "Do you always take this long to take a bath?"

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