Genesect's Story:
Chapter 4:
A visit by Legends! The Bug must resist!
(Naruto OST 2 - Fooling Mode)
"Have you heard of it?"
"Heard what, Genesect?"
"It."
"What's it?
"The Cosmic Space Ducky that visit you in your dreams!"
Latios face-palmed.
"For the last time, Genesect. Her name is Cresselia."
"She looks like a ducky to me."
Latios smirked.
It'd been two days since the attack by the Genesect Commanders.
Everything in the garden is back to normal. Including Genesect's weirdness.
At the moment, Latias is preparing for a visit, and Genesect is entertaining himself.
"Genesect, what are you doing?"
"Juggling."
"And what are you juggling with?"
"Tauros horns."
"How did you get those things?"
"I went out a few nights ago, and decapitated a few of them."
Latios sweatdropped.
"Where have you been keeping these horns?"
"In my store hole."
"Your store hole?"
"Yes. I've been collecting things."
A little while later, Latias floated in to see Latios and Genesect staring down a hole.
"What you looking at?"
"Genesect been collecting stuff, Latias." said Latios. "Look!"
Latias floated over to see inside the hole.
The hole is filled with many stuff.
From giant stuffed Teddiursas to CDs to books and various over items.
Name an item, it most likely be inside Genesect's storing hole.
"Eeeeek!" shrieked Latias. "W-what is this?"
"It's Genesect's storing hole." went Latios.
"But why it here?!"
"I liked this spot." went Genesect.
"Get rid of it, Genesect."
"No!"
"Genesect...!"
"Never!"
"Fine!" yelled Latias angrily.
"Just cover it up!"
"Done." went Genesect instantly.
The hole's entrance is now covered in dirt and a big pile of leaves.
"..." went Latias, quite annoyed.
Latios laughed really hard.
(Naruto OST 2 - Daylight of Konoha)
Later on, the Eon twins got Genesect to hide, because their guests are about to arrive.
"Why do I have to hide?!" complained Genesect, as he was shoved into a hiding spot.
"I wanna eat the food!"
Latias, in preparation of the arrival of the guests, made lots of food.
Genesect loves Latias' cooking, and always wants to steal some to eat.
"Genesect," said Latias." If you stay here for today, and if there is any food left over, you can eat the leftovers. Deal?"
"Deal." Genesect said instantly, causing the Eon twins to sigh.
The Eon Twins went back to the garden, to find the place empty.
"Where are they?" asked Latios frustratedly.
He looked round to see if their friends were around.
"Maybe they're late." went Latias calmly.
Who Latias and Latios are waiting for is are the Hoenn Legendaries.
Arceus thought it was a good idea, that once every month, the Legendaries of each region visit each other at one of the Legend's homes.
For example, in Kanto, if it was Moltres' turn, all the Legends of that region will go to her home.
For Latias and Latios, it is their turn.
The reason Latias panicked a bit is because she was afraid that the rest of the Hoenn Legends find a certain purple bug roaming around.
That's why she had Latios hide Genesect.
"Seriously, where the hell are they?!" angrily asked Latios.
SPLASH!
The Eon twins turned to see a drenched man climbing out of the pond.
He had fine brown hair and grey eyes.
He also has kind of a stubble on.
He is wearing an earthly-red t-shirt and jeans.
His shoes are trainers which of the red colour.
He raised his head up to the sky, and yelled:
"I'M GONNA KILL YOU, DEOXYS!"
This is Groudon, in his human form.
The reason why he turned into an human and crashed into the pond.
Deoxys was carrying Groudon and Kyogre, while Rayquaza had the Regi Trio and Jirachi.
Deoxys had enough of carrying Groudon and decided to drop him.
Groudon didn't want to wreak the garden, so he turned into a human to prevent any damage.
Unfortunately for Groudon, he fell into the pond.
Deoxys flew down, throwing Kyorge somewhere in the process, then flew over to Groudon.
"Well, it ain't my fault." she said teasingly. "You've got to lose some weight, you chubby thing!"
"WHAT?!" bellowed Groudon, turning back into his Pokemon form. "I EXERCISE EVERYDAY, YOU BITCH!"
"Yeah, yeah..." went Deoxys. "But you still fat."
"Why I outta..." growled Groudon.
Deoxys notice Latias and Latios just floating there, dumbfounded.
"Latias!" she exclaimed, teleporting to Latias. "How you doing?"
Latias smiled.
Deoxys is a very good friend to Latias and vice versa.
Latias helped Deoxys settle and get accepted with the Legendaries when she join, and Deoxys helped Latias cope when Latios first died.
(He was brought back by Giratina, who did it on a whim.)
Latios floated over to Groudon, who was still fuming.
"You ok?" asked Latios.
"Yeah..." sighed Groudon.
"Kyogre is gonna be angry..."
"DEOXYS!" yelled two voices.
The four Legendary Pokemons looked up to see a struggling Rayquaza trying to carry Kyogre but one of her fins.
Kyogre is very angry.
"WHAT DID YOU DROP ME?! YOU KNOW I HAVE A FEAR OF FALLING!"
"Because I felt like it." went Deoxys.
"YOU BITCH!"
Three beings jumped off Rayquaza's back.
The Regi Trio land swiftly.
Registeel is the first to speak.
"How's it going?" she asked.
"Sorry we took so long. Turns out Regice gets air sickness."
That said Regi ran over to the pond and jumped in.
The pond then froze.
Regirock placed down a basket he was holding.
"Be quiet. Jirachi got tired, and we put him in here."
Latias floated over to the basket and opened it, and inside is a sleeping Jirachi.
"I hope we don't wake him..." she whispered .
It is not recommended among the legendaries not to wake Jirachi up when he's sleeping.
The last legendary who did that was Mew.
Lets say he couldn't move his both his arms for a year.
Never wake Jirachi up. Ever.
Rayquaza put Kyogre down at the frozen pond, and then turned to the Eon twins.
"It's good to see you two again." he said, giving a smile.
Latios smirked a bit, and Latias blushed a bit.
"But..."
Rayquaza's smile turned into a frown as he produced a piece of paper out of thin air.
The Eon twins' smiles quickly disappeared.
"May you tell me what you two have been doing?"
Rayquaza handed the Eon twins the paper, which they began to read.
"Zapdos was in this town two nights ago when she reported explosions coming from here.
She couldn't find her way in, so she sent this report.
She wonder what happened?"
Latios intermediately lied: "I tried to cook again. And it went very bad."
Latios is very bad at cooking. Last time he cooked, afterwards, he was, and still is, banned from the Hall of Origin kitchen.
"Ah." went Rayquaza.
There was a loud snap, and everyone turned to see Kyogre slowly sinking into the water, and Regice climbing out.
"That's better..." said Regice. "I get really bad air sickness."
Kyogre floated towards the side.
"Hey, Regirock."
"Yeah?"
"Where's Jirachi?"
"Basket!
"Ok." said Kyogre, then she turned to Latias.
"Hey Latias. How's it going?"
Latias smiled. "I've benn good."
"That's a worry. You're very naughty sometimes, aren't you?"
Latias giggled.
"That's true."
The boys went to talk about the recent battles among the legendaries, like Raikou fighting Kyurem after pissing Kyurem off.
Raikou lost because he doesn't like fighting against girls.
Or how Darkrai kicked Moltres' ass.
The girls, however, are talking some gossip, like how Mewtwo blew up Dialga's coffee machine, or how Zekrom and Reshiram are together.
Little Jirachi is sleeping in the basket.
"Ah..." went Groudon, holding a can of Coke. "This is a good Coke..."
The Hoenn Legends, apart from Jirachi
(WHO IS STILL SLEEPING, GOD DANG IT!),
are having a picnic.
There are many of conversations among the Legends.
"I can't seem to get mine to work properly..." went Regirock, smashing a Coke, causing it to spray all over himself.
"You are suppose to open it with the little can opener thing..." went Deoxys, consuming a sandwich via her orb in her chest.
Regirock stared at the ring opener.
"Oh..."
Kyogre ate a slice of cake.
"Nice..." she murmurer.
The Eon twins smiled in delight.
Latios then noticed that Genesect is very carefully hiding in a tree, far away, looking at the food.
The expression on his face is of the 'SOON' equivalent.
"Excuse me." went Latios, and floated over towards where Genesect is. The rest of Hoenn Legendaries had confused faces.
Latios stopped where Genesect is.
"Genesect, what are you doing?" asked Latios.
"Are they gone?" questioned Genesect.
"No, they havn't gone."
"GOD-DANG IT!
All well...
Can I meet them?"
"No."
"Why?"
"Because they will try to kill you the moment they see you."
"Can I at least have a rap battle against them?"
"Genesect..."
"Is that a no?"
Latios nodded.
"Aw..." went Genesect.
"I found a basket.
Can I keep it?"
"Ok, then." said Latios, then he warned Genesect.
"If you stay out of trouble."
"Deal."
Latios floated back to the picnic.
"I'm back."
"Where did you go, Latios?" asked Registeel.
"Had to go to the toilet." he replied.
"Ok, then."
The Legends continued to eat and talk.
However, Latias mentally sent a message to Latios.
"Ok, you're lying. What did you do?"
"Genesect was in a tree." replied Latios, in an another mental message.
"He wanted to say hello to the rest of guys."
"And what did you tell him?"
"I told him he couldn't. He accepted it."
"Good."
"He found a basket though. He asked if he could keep it. I said he could if he stayed out of trouble."
"That's strange...
When did we leave a basket lying around?"
"Dunno..."
Deoxys thought to herself:
"Who's Genesect?"
An idea formed on Rayquaza's mind.
"Hey, Regirock." he went, causing the Rock Pokemon to look up.
"Go see if Jirachi is awake, will ya?"
The Rock Pokemon nodded, and went to find the basket Jirachi is in.
The Legends went back to eating and talking.
There was a funny story on how Groudon accidentally knocked out Cobalion.
"...I was lifting some weights, after Diagla suggest it might be a good way to lose weight." started Groudon.
Everyone is listening intently.
"I got frustrated, and threw a weight at the wall.
But a few seconds before it hit the wall, Cobalion crashed right through.
The weight connected with his head, and Cobalion got knocked out!
Boy, was Virzion pissed!"
Everyone roared in laughter.
"Let me tell you abo-" started Groudon, before being interrupted.
(Pokemon Mystery Dungeon 2: Panic)
Regirock ran back, in a panic state.
"T-the b-basket in Jirachi is in..." he huffed. "I-it's gone!"
"WHAT?!" yelled everyone.
"ARGHH!" roared a voice.
Everyone turned to see Genesect running away from a very angry Jirachi.
"This is not going to end well..." both thought Latios and Latias.
Groudon jumped up, pointed at Genesect, and yelled:
"WHAT THE F**K IS THAT THING?!"
Next time:
Latias and Latios faces a bad situation as they have to try and explain what Genesect is, and Genesect himself tries not to get killed!
See what happens in:
Genesect's Story Chapter 6: Situations are bad for the bug! Genesect fights!