Kigo
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Light streamed into the room and onto the face of a sleeping beauty. Outside, the dew was still visible, even though the entire meadow was glowing under the sun's morning warmth. Chirping of birds could be heard far away.
An alarm clock rang. The sleeping beauty opened her eyes, yawned and blinked a few times. She closed her eyes, but opened them again a minute later, because the clock was still ringing.
A second later the offending object flew out of the window. The sound of crashing glass was soon replaced by absolute silence, even the birds could not be heard anymore.
Twenty minutes later the sleeping beauty decided to get out of bed. She looked around her room and wondered what time it might be. She turned her mobile on. 20 new messages! But they would have to wait until after breakfast. It was her day off and she was intent on enjoying it.
The raven haired girl exchanged her silky nightgown for a black and green jumpsuit and made her way to the breakfast table. A blue guy and a few guys in red overalls were already sitting there. When they saw her approaching, they started grinning.
"Morning Doctor D," she mumbled, without really looking at any of them. If she had, she would have noticed that same stupid grin on his face as he looked up from his newspaper.
Even though she was not paying them much attention, she could feel them staring at her throughout breakfast. "What's going on here?" she asked once she had finished her cereal and had had enough of their strange behavior.
"Nothing," one of them said. Then they all started laughing.
"Rrrrright... you guys are acting weird, and I mean weirder than usually… and that's saying something."
No answer. She sighed. "Can I have the paper, please?"
Suddenly there were thousands of excuses coming from the table and within seconds she was sitting alone at the table, no newspaper in sight.
"WTF is going on here?" with that she walked back to her room. Perhaps Drakken had experimented on his henchmen and that was why everyone was behaving so oddly.
Her mobile was full of new, unread messages, of both friends and foes alike, which did not make any sense to her. Things like "I always knew this would happen sometimes!" "I always dreamed of that... Just not exactly like that^^" "Hahaha" and so on. Most of them were making fun of her. But what stood out most was the word "KIGO".
"Kigo? What is that?" The -go ending did not bode well. Perhaps her brothers had finally replaced her, having found a new member for their stupid team. Or, heaven forbid, she had gotten another sibling.
Deciding that Google would be the best way to find answers to her questions, she put the word into our favorite search engine.
Wow! 1,650,000 results!
The first entries were all somewhat related to Japan, but after a few minutes she found what she was looking for - or not.
"Oh my God! What sick pervert…" She was speechless. Speechless and disgusted. But she could not stop looking at what she had found. Mouth agape she kept strolling, unable to take her eyes off the horror unfolding in front of her. Stories, pictures, videos - Apparently Kim and her had fans everywhere around the world... and not the kind of fans people wished for. Wherever had they even gotten the idea?
All the websites she had found were old - too old to explain why her inbox was exploding this morning from all the new messages she kept receiving. Yet, she was so enraged and disgusted, she abandoned her search and stormed out of her room.
In the hall she found Drakken and his henchpeople.
Drakken looked like a deer caught in the headlight. "Sh-shego," he stammered, "what's wrong?"
She turned on him, her anger flaring. He had giggled like the idiot that he was earlier today, surely he knew. Her powers responded to her emotions and she could feel her hands burning, the flames hotter than they had ever been. Drakken took a step back, sweat breaking out all over his face. "Kim Possible and Shego - porn? PORN?! PORN! Who of you knew of that?"
Silence. Absolute silence. The flames were growing, begging to be released, to cause chaos and destruction. "Okay, I do not want to see any of you again today. This is your chance to run while you still can. I will count to ten, then you are gone… 1…2-"
She was alone before she had finished saying "two." Without anyone around to hear, she let out a feral scream. She stopped resisting the temptation of her powers and blasted everything around her to smoldering pieces.
She did not know how long she had raged, but when she came back to her senses, there wasn't much left of the lair.
Still, she could not believe what she had learned. It was wrong. Sick and wrong. And disgusting. And everyone except her had known. They had probably even watched it. A shiver ran down her spine.
On the floor was the newspaper, which had miraculously survived her wrath. She picked it up. On the front page it said "KIGO – find out more about it inside!" Whatever this was, it had managed to be the featured article. It had managed front page. Even though everything inside her screamed at her not to do it, she opened the paper.
When Drakken and his henchmen returned they found Shego lying on the ground, unconscious, the lair a burning ruin around her. Next to her lay the newspaper. "Famous Teen Heroin Kim Possible Dating Team Go Hero Hego."
Some idea I just had to write down. You only ever see Kigo meaning Kim/Shego, when it could mean Kim/Hego, Kim/Mego or Kim/Wego...
Let me know what you think (even if you are reading this years after it has been published - I love feedback)! Have you ever read any Kigo fanfiction that wasn't Kim/Shego? Did the twist surprise you?