Rose's POV

"I am a hat,

To sort the brats,

The hat,

that sorts,

the brats,

Back in the day,

not that far away,

people were dyeing,

people were crying,

Back in the day,

Slytherin,

Slytherin,

some say evil

Sly and ambitious,

and slytherin

Hufflepuff,

Hufflepuff,

some say stupid,

Kind and loyal,

and hufflepuff

Ravenclaw,

Ravenclaw,

some say a bore,

smart and witty,

and Ravenclaw

Hey, look, that one rhymed!

Gryffindor,

Gryffindor,

some say arrogant,

brave and noble

and Gryffindor

Which one are you?

Which one are you?

Slytherin is great,

so is ravenclaw too

Which one are you?

Come and sit down.

come and sit down,

listen to me choose,

you fate for the school,

come and sit down,"

The hat finished and everyone cheered.

"Lots of people say arrogant for gryffindorks," Grace giggled.

"Lots of people say stupid for Hufflepuff," I smirked.

"Lots of people say boring for Ravenclaw," Max laughed.

"And all of those people are Slytherin," an angry voice behind us said, we turned to see a Gryffindor from the year above me, I think his name is Dylan, he is James's friend.

"Well Slytherin is the brightest house," Max shrugged.

"What do you want anyway Dylan?" I sighed.

"How do you know my name?" he demanded.

"Your my cousins best friend," I said in my oh duh voice.

"Rose! I didn't recognise you without the red hair," he smiled, "James would want me to give you this,"

He picked up the gravy jug and poured it over my head.

My hair darkened and the stuff dribbled down onto my clean robes.

I heard laughter erupt from the Gryffindor table.

"You stupid little brat!" I screamed, "look what you did, I hate you, Proffesor Slughorn,"

"Mr Greenich, detention," Slughorn called.

"All he gets is detention?" I demanded, "the gryffindorks always get let of the hook, if I did that I would be expelled!"

"Miss Weasley, sit down," Slughorn shouted back.

"My father will here about this!" Max suddenly jumped up.

Scorpios's POV

I couldn't help but laugh at this, MY FATHER WILL HERE ABOUT THIS, nonsense.

Rose sat down and glared at Dylan, when Max saw she had sat down he sat down next to her and they started snogging.

"I hate her," Albus scowled at the kissing couple.

"You have to admit, she has got taste, he is super cute," Lily sighed, Lily is 12.

"Shut up Lily," Albus snapped.

"I have a prank idea, why don't we send an owl to uncle Ron, informing him of his little Rosie's relationship," James smirked.

"Do you think he will care?" Fred asked.

"I don't know, Rose doesn't talk to him much and Rose is a slytherin, Ron might hate her as much as we do," James frowned.

Rose had decided at this point to levitate a message over to the table, it landed on James's head.

"Look what our dear Rosie sent," James smirked.

The piece of parchment had a picture of Dylan, James, Fred, Albus, Dom and I on it.

We were all falling of our brooms, while Max smirked at us.

"Wait!" Albus said, "maybe she is warning us,"

We are all on the quidditch team and there is a match in 2 weeks time against Slytherin.

"OR maybe she just like drawing us falling of our brooms," James laughed.