*In the cabbage field...*
E.Z.: Yo niggas listen to dis song i be listenin too.
Sam: *Puts in headphones, justin bieber song comes on*
Sam: ...
Quinn:...
Sam: nigga dat gay
Edilio: NIGGA DON'T MAKE FUN OF GAY PEOPLE (gay people are awesome btw..just saying)
Sam: Listen to my shit *changes song, starts singing* I'M GONNA POP SOME TAGS ONLY GOT 20 DOLLAS IN MA POCKET
Quinn: nigga dat be da shit
Giant mutant worms: OM NOM NOM WE GON EAT YO INSIDES
E.Z. *high pitched voice* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Giant mutant worms: om nom nom nom
Sam: NOOOO MY NIGGA
*Coates Academy*
Caine: RAAAAWWRRRR HUNGRY IN DA DARK! GAIAPHAGE!
Chunk: Nigga yo aight?
Caine: DNSKEFDLHUEDIJNEKDSANWQDAS *slams against wall*
Diana: Nigga i can't have sex with a person in the future who acts like thi-
Caine: BITCH STFU! IN THE FUTURE I WILL FUCK YOU AND YOU WILL LIKE IT
*With Lana at the clittop resort*
Lana: yo my nigga patrick, der be gold at hermit Jims shack
Patrick: WOOF WOOF (nigga i can't talk wtf u think like i can answer you)
*At Astrids house, Sam brought her a mutant worm*
Astrid: HOLY SHIT DIS WORM BE HUGE..*measures worm* 11 INCHES?!
Sam: dat shits not bigger than my dick (me gusta face)
*At Mcclub*
Jack: YO BRIANNA GET YO ASS OVA HERE SO BE CAN DANCE
Brainna: OMG OK JACK
Dekka: :,(
*At Coates Academy*
Caine: YO DIANA! ROUND UP ALL MA NIGGAS WE GON INVADE THE POWA PLANT
*Diana gets Bug, Drake, and kidnaps Jack from Mcclub*
Caine: AIGHT MA NIGGAS WE GON INVADE DA POWA PLANT
Drake: NIGGAS I GOT MA MOTHA FUCKIN TENTACLE ARM
Jack: niggas i be wit ma boo... Y U NEED ME?!
*Astrids house, its night and Sam, Astrid, and Mary are sleeping*
Astrid: AHHHH WTF L.P. WAT BE WIT DA MONSTAS
Sam: WTF BE GOIN ON IN HERE
L.P. NESTOOORRRRR
Astrid: LITTLE PETE BE HIGH AS FUCK, DATS WATS GOIN ON
*At the power plant with Caine, Diana, Etc*
Caine: AIGHT NIGGAS, WE BE HERE TO FUCK SHIT UP
Britteny: DIEEEEEEEEEEEE
Drake: *murders with his massive fucking tentacle*
Caine: NIGGAS WE B IN FUCK YAHHHH
Jack: DAYUMMM DES COMPUTERS BE OLD AS YO MOM
*with Sam, Astrid, Etc.*
Sam: My spidey senses are tingling! CAINE BE AT DA POWA PLANT
Astrid: NOOOOO
Da Breeze: DEY TOOK MA LOVA!
Dekka: :,(
Da Breeze: I MUST GO SAVE MA LOVA! *runs away*
Sam: YO MY NIGGAS LETS GO KICK SOME NIGGA BUTT
*With Da Breeze*
Da Breeze: AHHHHH TIME TO KILL SOME NIGGAS! I wonder if i can fly? *le tries to fly* WOOOOOO TAKE THAT BITCHES I BE FLYIN *crashes onto roof* FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
*With Lana, Patrick and Cookie*
Lana: Yo ma nigga Cooke. LETS BLOW UP DA MOTHA FUCKEN CAVE AND KILL DA DARKNESS
Cookie: Aight
Lana: OH NO NIGGA WAIT DIS JOB BE WAY TOO DANGEROUS FO A WITTLE BOY LIKE YO
Cookie: bu-
Lana: STFU take care of Patrick. I BE OFF
Patrick: WOOF WOOF (BYYYEEE NIGGA)
*With Sam, Dekka, Etc*
Sam: NIGGAS TIME TO KILL
Orc: ORC SMASH
*everyone starts singing* TO THE WINDOWWSSS TO THE WALLSS! (Orc: to the walls) TO THE LASARS SHOOTIN OUT OF MY HANDS (Sam: my hands) WE GET ALL OF DEM NIGGAS TO CRAWL (Orc:crawl) ALL DIE DIE DIE DIE MOTHAFUCKA! ALL DIE DIE DIE DIE
*everyone runs into the powa plant*
*Inside da powa plant..loud crashes can be heard*
Caine: DA FAQ WAS DAT
Sam: *starts singing* I THROW MY HANDS UP IN THE AIR SOMETIMES SAYIN AYOOOOO, TASTE MY PAINNNN-O *shoots wildly*
Drake: *sam hits him in the tentacle* AHHHH MY MUTHAFUCKENNN TENTACLE
*With Lana in the cave*
Lana: DIE DARKNESS
Gaiaphage: NIGGA DON'T TELL ME WAT TO DO
Lana: NOOOO I MUST
Patrick: WOOOF WOOFF (bitch let me handle this) *destroys the cave and then casually emerges from the rubble with Lana*
*At da powa plant*
Caine: Yo brotha... wanna be friends
Sam: Sure my brotha lets go smoke some weed
-They end