Chapter 3: Kyle's mom is still a b!"
But after the very intense city council meeting was all done which the council are now against the anti swearing law right now which some of them think it is childish and not a good idea to put it into the town charter will result in lawsuits for the right of free speech because they all know the town's budget has been shocked for rebuilding the town after the direct hit by an EF-5 twister which it mostly leveled the half of the town and killed ten people a few weeks ago that is semi normal thing around South Park being destroyed all time but they are used to it.
"For God's sake this bill measurement is getting out of hand and childish at the same time which I think we need to focus on something else like the local economy instead of a useless no swearing law people!" Roars McDaniels as she was walking out with her two assistants from the council chambers which she is looking mighty pissed right now and in silent she hates that woman with a passion since she became mayor whom she had become a thorn in her side about complaining stuff all time.
"Mayor I agree with you on focusing more on the town's economy instead of passing silly and useless no swearing law." Said Randy while standing next to the mayor and her aides
"Gerald why the hell your wife being bitch which we have to be suffered from her warpath all time." Said Skeeter the tall and plump ginger redneck bar owner who is the councilor in charge of Public complaints and opinions
"Geez you guys know you all are pissed with all of her ranting which I know your pain." Said Gerald looks helpless when he saw everyone standing there looking pissed at that moment
"Well then I'm will be my office for the rest of the afternoon to work on paperwork and finishes up on planning the town's annual policeman ball which I have something to discuss with BarBrady right now."Said McDaniels which she was looking over Randy's shoulder and saw BarBrady standing outside of the room at that moment then she says "Good bye I hope you enjoy your rest of your afternoon ladies and gentlemen." As she walk away from the crowd to head for her office with BarBrady right now
Outside of City Hall building which the all the kids from town have gathered around each other's busy with hurling bad words out espeaciality toward Kyle's mother which he was standing there getting pissed but he know it is true.
"Hey you guys let's sing my make up song about Kyle's mom are you all in!" Said Cartman
"God damnit Cartman!"Hollers Kyle who looks very pissed now but Cartman begins to sing his infamous song to annoy the shit out of Kyle
"O-ho, Weeeeeeeeeeellll
Kyle's mom is a bitch,
She's a big fat bitch,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's a stupid bitch,
If there ever was a bitch,
She's a bitch to all of the boys and girls.
Monday she's a bitch,
On Tuesday she's a bitch,
On Wednesday to Saturday she's a bitch
Then on Sunday, just to be different,
She's a super King Kamehameha bi-atch!
Which all of the kids are standing there clapping their hands together and Kyle is getting angrier at Cartman which he continues to sings.
"She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.
She's a mean ole bitch 'cause she has stupid hair,
She's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
She's a stupid bitch!
Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch!
Kyle's mom is a bI-I-I-ITCH aahh."
Cartman sings his black heart out which he dropped down to his knees and raise his arms in the air
"Cartman you are such fucking asshole!" Roars Kyle while staring at him with a death glare that set in his deep green eyes
"Yes Kahl I know I'm an asshole least my mem is not a bitch like your mem."Said Cartman with an evil grin on his face
"No Cartman your mom is the town's whore it is a difference."Said Kenny with a little laughter under his breath when he says it
"God damnit Kinny leave my mem out of this." Shout Cartman then he says "Screw you guys I'm going home." Which he walks away from the group at that moment
"What a little bitch he is you guys?!" Said Kyle
"I know Kyle he is an evil little bitch." Stan quickly replied
To be Continued
Author's notes: This chapter is a tribute to the early seasons of South Park which I planning to mix those into with the later seasons together in later chapters my friends