JG: Wow, been too long!
Zeke: Ya think?
JG: Yes, I do think so. Thanks for asking.
Zeke: -_-
Mew: Anyways, he's had a lot of time to get new jokes for this, so we'll be ready for it!
JG: One last thing. I'm working on a new story, and if you want yourself to be included into the story, please give me your OC name, and the legendary Pokemon you want it to look like. PS, you have to be a fan fiction writer!
Zeke: The lazy justgreat1215 doesn't own Pokemon.
JG: You BASTARD!
Pokemon Legendary Hilarity Chapter 2
A week after the Mew incident…
"Wow, it took a week, but we finally got the hall back to normal," said a tired Raikou.
"Oh, stop being a baby! It was us psychics that did most of the work!" Mewtwo argued.
"Oh well," Suicune said. We all did a lot of work, ok?"
"SO I HEARD U LIKE-"
"FUCK OFF, MUDKIP!" all the legendaries shouted. "You jackasses…" Mudkip growled. "That's our gang name, don't wear it out!" All the legendaries laughed at the joke, while the Mudkip stormed off. "So, anyway, has anyone seen Dark-" "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! SNEAK ATTACK!" Darkrai shouted as he jumped from the rafters. Mewtwo, clearly hearing him, just rolled him over his shoulder onto the ground. "Darkrai, it's not a sneak attack if you shout it out…" All the legendaries sweat dropped at Darkrai. "Oh, well, at least it's not like what Kyogre did that one time…Cue flashback!" CRASH! Suddenly the 4th wall opened, showing, very pissed, MewLover54 and justgreat1215. "Guys, really? We were trying to go for one more week of no 4th wall breaking," "Sorry, guys," "Oh, well. MewLover, get some nails, boards, and a hammer and fix it," "And what are you going to do?" "I'm here to give motivational support," "That is NOT fair," "Well, it's my story. In YOUR story, I'm the slave," MewLover54 smirked, "I'll keep that in mind," Just then the legendaries piped up, "You know, we'd LOVE to hear your bickering, but we kinds' have places to go, so could you guys please let us on our way?" "Sure, sure, one sec," justgreat1215 said. And so, a portal appeared that transported the legendaries to a pub. "Great, we're here," said Azelf. "Yeah, now it's time for some PARRRRTEYYYYY!" Mew yelled.
Meanwhile…
"Do you want to see my new hack button? I just got some new hacks," justgreat1215 said to MewLover. "Sounds cool, how does it work?" "Well, first I just set the hacks to my story…there we go! Now… Nazi zombie hack!"
Suddenly, at the pub, the legendaries saw Nazi zombies come out of the ground. "Holy shit, what is this?" Zapdos shouted. "I know! It's Nazi zombies!" Darkrai said. "Wait… if this is Nazi zombies…then…" All the legendaries looked up and saw some strange lights on the moon.
Meanwhile, on the moon…
"Ok, now that I have control of the space station, I can cut Richtofen from the Earth for good," a voice that sounded suspiciously like Dr. Maxis said. A few seconds later…
"Commencing launch sequence," the voice said. Back at the pub…
"If this is Nazi zombies, and it'll follow the easter eggs…" Darkrai began.
"OH CRAP!" Azelf said. "THE MISSI-" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" is the last thing the legendaries heard before the world was blown up.
Back in the real world…
"Don't you think that was kinda harsh?" MewLover said. "Nah. Watch this!" UNDO HACK! Suddenly everything in the fan fiction world was back to normal. "Well, at least you fi-" "SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH, SHERRY!"
JG: If your name is Sherry, I meant no offense.
Mew: Fuck you!
JG: No
Mew: Fuck you!
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JG: spammer…
Mew: Fuck you!
Mew: Fuck yo-
Admin: Mew has been banned for spamming
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