JG: I'm back!
Zeke: Finally! And cool I'm in this one.
JG: Meh. It was supposed to be Mew, then I remembered Mew's a girl in this one.
Mew: How could you forget?
JG: I haven't uploaded in like, a month or so.
Zeke: Oh, well. Justgreat1215 doesn't own Pokemon or Skyrim.
JG: SPOILERS!
Well, thank to the hack button, the world is back to normal.
"Goddammit!" Darkrai shouted after being killed by a bear on Skyrim.
Again.
"Dude, sneaking as a mage won't help you," Uxie exclaimed.
Suddenly, Zeke appeared in Iron armor. "But… there is one they fear. In their tongue, he is Dovakiin, Dragonborn!"
"Hit the deck!"
"Fus Ro Dah!"
"Shiiii-" Uxie began, inly to be thrown 50 feet by a psychic pulse. "Owww…" Uxie groaned.
"Your days of living are OVER, Dragon Priest!" Suddenly, Darkrai and Giritina pinned Zeke's arms behind his back. "An ambush, eh? I WILL KILL YOU!"
"Dammit, Zeke, you've been playing WAY too much Skyrim!" Uxie groaned.
"Yol Toor Shul!" "Owww…" Uxie complained. His eyebrows had been singed off. Meanwhile, a dark figure was watching them. "Time to take them ou- dammit!" it hissed as it fell from a tree.
"What the…Celebi, what are you wearing?" "Nightingale Armor!" Celebi snarled. "Oh, no, not you t-" Uxie got cut off when an arrow hit him in the chest. "And now, you will all die!"
"SNEAK ATTACK!" Darkrai shouted. This time, it actually worked.
"You may have captured me, but I still killed that Dragon Priest!" "Actually," Uxie began. "You shot me with a stick, which did next to noth-Owww! Who gave her a fork?" Uxie demanded, a fork sticking out of his shoulder. "Well, anyways," Mewtwo then suddenly got serious. "You have commited crimes against Skyrim and her people. What say you in yo-ow! Stop stabbing people with forks! Take her away," Mewtwo said.
"Well, at least Zeke didn't see Ray," Uxie said. Darkrai shuddered. "No kidding," Just then, they heard shouting coming from the kitchen. "You will die this day, dragon!" Uxie's eyes, well, figuratively widened. "Oh shit. Zeke! Rayquaza!" Darkrai just sighed. "Here we go again…"
JG: I thought it went well.
Zeke: Yep! And now I've paid the debt! I'm free!
Celebi: Yay! *Proceeds to make out with Zeke*
JG: In all hoesty, the fic is rated M, so…
Giritina: WHO YA GONNA CALL? GHOSTBUSTERS!1
JG: O….K….
Anyways, read and review, but no flaming, or Giritina gets to…"play" with you :D
Giritina: Ya, don't fla- wait, WAT?
