Hitting On My Man

A/N: Just a collection of one shots about men/women who hit on Kurt and Blaine and it makes the other jealous! Becuase I love jealous Klaine! Rated M just to be safe!

Blaine's best friend was Kurt Hummel no doubt about it, and from what Kurt's told him he is Kurt's best friend too. Kurt was the only person Blaine had ever met that really understood Blaine and truly cared because he had gone through the exact same things. Don't take that the wrong way because everyone accepted him, and his other best friends Wes and David cared and let him talk about his problems but they are straight, and no matter how much they loved him Blaine knew it was awkward so he just tried to avoid it. But he didn't have to with Kurt.

They spent all of their free time with each other especially now since Kurt had transferred to Dalton. Blaine didn't really like saying he was glad that Kurt transferred because the circumstances under which he did transfer were awful. But on the inside Blaine squealed like a little girl when Kurt had told him.

Blaine had always felt different about Kurt than he did with his other friends. Kurt wasn't the first gay boy he'd met, in fact there were two other gay people in the Warbler's, but it wasn't the fact that Kurt was gay. He was just simply Kurt and that's what Blaine loved.

One day when Kurt had told Blaine that he was meeting a friend so the best friends couldn't go for coffee that afternoon. Blaine was a little disappointed because coffee with Kurt was his favourite part of his day other than their daily phone calls before they went to sleep. It was funny because they would usually talk about their day even though they spent it together because Blaine may have bribed the school secretary with his charming smiled and good looks to put he and Kurt in all the same classes.

So even though he wasn't with Kurt and the moment Blaine thought it would still be a good idea to get coffee and then head over to Warbler's rehearsal and wait for his best friend there. He was so very wrong about that one. Once he got to the coffee shop he instantly spotted the object of his affection, with Thad, and holding Thad's hand.

Blaine instantly felt the urge to punch Thad, throw him in front of a train then leave him their to be eaten by a pack of angry wild dogs. What is wrong with you Blaine you can't be jealous Kurt is your friend he is allowed to date said my brain. You are being an idiot Blaine you are jealous because you love him said my heart. Wait what? I don't love Kurt.

I mean sure he has flawless skin, deep glasz eyes, perfectly plump lips that I often dream about kissing and what they would taste like, he had stunning chestnut hair and impeccable fashion sense that could bring Lady Gaga to shame, and he is toned and muscular (thank god for change rooms in gym because that's where Blaine found out about that little secret of Kurt's). Un-dapper thoughts Blaine! And it wasn't just Kurt's stunning body that he loved so much, it was how courageous and caring Kurt is, even after that Karofsky kid threatened to kill Kurt, he still never outed the guy. Holy crap I do love Kurt.

I sprinted out of the coffee shop and headed straight Warbler rehearsal texting all the Warblers minus Kurt and Trent to meet me there early because I had a very important matter I needed to discuss with them.

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Once everyone was seated Blaine he called the Warbler's attention;

"Warblers simply put; I'm in love," said Blaine with lust filled eyes.

"I've heard that one before," said Nick with a wink in Blaine's direction. Blaine in return shot him a quick glance of his middle finger.

"I swear to god Blaine, if you aren't about to say you are in love with Kurt I will take my gavel and shove it up your ass so far it will be able to talk to us through your mouth," said Wes.

"Okay one, your gavel can't talk Wes and two, yes it is Kurt," said Blaine with a proud smile on his face. The next five minutes consisted of the Warbler's cheering and thanking the lord that Blaine finally clued in to what had apparently been so obvious for quite some time.

"Okay okay attention, now I need your help because I just saw Kurt and Thad at the Lima Bean looking all buddy-buddy and if their together I can't make my move and I really really want to," said Blaine hopefully.

"Wow, Blaine and Thad! Kurt's a little slutty!" said Luke quietly obviously not intending for Blaine to hear. But he did and that was a big mistake, insulting his Kurt like that. Blaine sprinted to wear Luke was sitted and pounced on his throwing his fists in his face and recieving multiple blows back. When all of a sudden he was being pulled away by Kurt's soft hands. He instantly felt calmer. Kurt pulled him away from Luke and some of the other Warblers were reluctantly helping Luke, even though they were just as enraged that he would say something about thier innocent little Kurt like that. The other Warblers were just sitting on the edge of their seats watching the scene unfold in front of them.

"Blaine honey what happened?" asked Kurt who was pushing Blaine's loose curls out of his face and examining his cut lip.

"That asshole over there said something he really shouldn't have," spat Blaine, his voice sounded venomous.

"What did he say," asked Kurt.

"Not important," replied Blaine. "Hey can I talk to you alone for a few minutes?"

"Yeah sure, I'll go get some bandages from the nurse then I'll meet you at you dorm in five minutes."

Kurt left and I got up to make my way to my dorm, the Warblers wished me good luck and I replied with thank you's. I just really needed to talk to Kurt right now, and it was a little un-nerving that Kurt could possibly stomp on his heart and shatter it into a million tiny pieces.

Blaine got to his room and started pulling his blazer off, then he sat down and struggled to remove his tie, failing miserably. As if one cue Kurt came in panting and with bandages.

"Hey Kurt why are you panting?" I asked, I moved up to stand in front of him putting a hand on his hip trying to steady the poor boy who looked like he was about to faint. The cutest light pink blush creeped onto his cheeks, I loved to make Kurt blush.

"Did you know the nurse's office is on the other side of the school?" he asked. "Well it is and I told you five minutes so I had to run!" he said. I pulled him into a hug.

"I'm okay Kurt, I could have waited, you didn't need to run!" I said with a light giggle in my voice. I sat on the bed and went back to battling with my tie, failing miserably yet again.

"Having some trouble?" he said, I nodded he came over to where I was sitting and walked right between my legs to start removing it.

"Thanks."

"No problem, now take your shirt off he scratched your chest and it's bleeding," he commanded. I wasn't about to complain so I did as I was told. Once my shirt was removed he proceeded to bandage up the surprisingly shallow cut. Once he was finished he set the bandages down and was he was going to get my shirt I pulled him back, it was now or never. I pulled him so we were sitting on the floor, both on our knees facing each other. I pulled him in for one last quick hug before I took my leap of faith.

"Okay so today I went to the coffee shop and I saw you and Thad holding hands.." I started but Kurt interrupted me.

"Blaine that wasn't-" I cut him off this time.

"Just let me finish, so I saw you guys and it made me really jealous, and I may have started planning Thad's murder," he chuckled so I continued. "Anyway then I realized something, I love you Kurt. It took me a while to see it but I love you, I love how we can talk about anything and everything and how you smile and laugh at all my jokes, even the terrible ones. Seeing you is the best part of my day and I really want to be with you, so I guess what I'm trying to say is; Will you be my boyfriend?"

Kurt had tears in his eyes, but they didn't look sad they looked happy so I took that as a chance and leaned in to kiss him. I went slowly giving him the chance to pull back if he didn't want to kiss me. But he didn't pull away, the kiss was magical. For someone who had never had a real kiss he was very talented moving his tongue in all the right places and eliciting a small moan from Blaine.

"Yes," Kurt said once they pulled away.

Blaine tackled him in a huge hug, glad that he wouldn't have to feel jealous anymore because Kurt was his.