Hitting On My Man
A/N: Just a collection of one shots about men/women who hit on Kurt and Blaine and it makes the other jealous! Becuase I love jealous Klaine! Rated M just to be safe!
One boring Friday night Kurt and Blaine thought it would be a good idea to take their daughter Katy to her very first movie. They hopped in the car and drove to the local theatre to see the latest Disney movie, along the way they picked up Santana and Brittany and their daughter Aiyden to go with them.
Once they got to the theater Santana and Britt took the girls to find seats and Blaine and Kurt went to stand in line to get snacks.
"Hey babe, I'm just going to the washroom, I'll be right back," said Kurt sweetly.
"Okay honey I'll be here in the never ending line for movie snacks," said Blaine jokingly. He shot his husband a wink then watched the way Kurt's ass swayed as he walked over to the rest room. Yes, they had been married for 15 years and together for almost 20 but Blaine wasn't ashamed to say that he still enjoyed the occasional glance at his darling husbands back side.
About a minute after Kurt had left his side a girl who looked about 25 came up to him.
"Hey there hott stuff I'm Carrie," she said trying to turn on her charm. Blaine snicked on the inside at his internal thoughts they think that twirling their hair and sticking their ass out is sexy? They obviously haven't seen my husband.
"Blaine," he stuck his hand out for her too shake and she did but she didn't release his hand as she continued on to talk. Blaine began to panick, when women flirted with him he always got uncomfortable. For one he is married and second he knew that it really pissed Kurt off and he had an ongoing vow with himself to never hurt Kurt. He tried to pull away but she just tightened her grip.
"So Blaine, what do you say we ditch this dump and go somewhere more...private," she said with wink and a small slap on Blaine's ass he was not expecting. Kurt picked that exact time to walk out of the bathroom. He smirked, he really did think it was funny the way women through themselves at Blaine, but he was also very pissed off at her. He is the only one who gets to touch Blaine's ass. He strutted over to the two.
"Hey Blainers who's this?" he asked sarcasm lacing his tone.
Oh crap! Blaine thought. He only calls me Blainers when he's mad!
"I'm Carrie and you were just leaving," she said rather rudely before turning her attention back to Blaine who was shooting apolegetic looks at Kurt. He hated it when they fought, especially about this. At that moment Blaine held up his left hand and pointed to his wedding band.
"So what you're married, I don't see you wife anywhere around here," she said with yet another wink.
"I should hope you don't see his wife, seeming that I. Am. His. Husband." said Kurt picking a piece of lint off of Blaine's black jacket.
The look on her face was priceless; luckly she was embarrassed enough that she just turned around and walked away without saying another word.
"Hey I am so sorry Kurt, I was really trying to get her to go away and-" he was cut off by his husbands lips on his own, eliciting a few rude stares from people walking by. Neither of the men noticed it.
"Hey it's okay, I'm used to it and besides its not your fault you're so damn attractive okay. I was just being petty and jealous."
"But you shouldn't have to be jealous Kurt, YOU are my HUSBAND," said Blaine who was at the moment very irritated. Then he got an idea.
_oOo_
The next time Kurt and Blaine went to the movies Blaine wore Kurt's 'likes boys' shirt. And that night not a single women hit on him. It was a magical evening.