Blaine hated cats. He absolutely loathed the entire species. But he did have a good reason; about two weeks ago Kurt thought it would be a good idea for them to adopt one. At the time Blaine hadn't hated cats and he couldn't deny Kurt anything so they went down to the animal shelter and adopted one.

It wasn't until they brought the monster home that Blaine realized they would soon become mortal enemies. The cat itself didn't look scary per say; rather it looked too cute. Like so cute it was ugly. It was silver with black stripes and green eyes. And Kurt was in love with it. Ever since they had brought her home she had done nothing but cuddle up to Kurt and steal his affections from Blaine.

Whenever they started getting into a kiss the cat would always come and sit itself right in the middle of Kurt's lap, nudging at his stomach with its nose until Kurt would just laugh and stop kissing Blaine to pet the cat. In short the cat was the biggest cock block in the entire world. But it didn't just stop with the kisses.

When ever Blaine would even come near Kurt the cat would walk around Kurt in circles like she was his body guard or something. And whenever he got to close she would hiss at him and try to scratch him.

And at night when they would be getting into bed and ready to snuggle and fall asleep in each other's arms as usual it would come and snuggle into Kurt's side. Kurt would then turn over to accommodate the cat. A sex and snuggle deprived Blaine was not a pretty sight. So one day Blaine finally snapped;

They were getting ready to sit down on the couch and watch Dancing with the Stars and snuggle when Miss. Kurt-loving-cock-blocking-cat jumped up and perched herself right in between them effectively ruining every chance Blaine had to snuggle up to his boyfriend of 7 years.

He jumped up off of the couch and glared daggers at the cat whom was being petted and cuddled by Kurt.

"YOU!" Blaine said his tone laced with viciousness and attitude, he was pointing straight at the cat.

"Blaine what the hell is wrong with you?" Kurt asked I horror as he pulled the scared looking cat into his lap.

"Kurt the cat needs to go! It's been hitting on you ever since we brought it home! Do you realize we haven't even had sex or snuggled in the past two weeks? That cat of yours is a huge cock block and you love her more than me!" Blaine cried. He felt like an idiot; he was crying over a cat.

"First of all her name is Sophie and second of all I do not love her more than you!" Kurt said calmly putting the cat down on the floor and scooting closer to Blaine and rubbing his back. Blaine leaned into Kurt's familiar touch that he had missed so dearly.

"Then why have you been giving Sophie so much more attention than me" Blaine asked through his petty tears.

"I'm sorry I didn't realize we were five years old" Kurt joked; Blaine chuckled slightly and wiped his tears. "But honestly Blaine she's just a new distraction; it's not a big deal. I will always love you than her. And for the record she was not hitting on me; she is a CAT" Kurt laughed.

"I love you so much Kurt" Blaine said.

"I love you too you jealous snuggle whore" Kurt joked. Blaine put a hand over his heart in mock offense before picking Kurt up off of the couch and heading towards the bedroom. Kurt had his legs wrapped securely around Blaine's waist and his arms around Blaine's neck so he wouldn't fall.

When they got to the bedroom door Blaine stopped and noticed that the cat had followed them there. But instead of coming into the room she just looked at him with her huge green eyes and then walked away. Blaine was shocked at first but then grateful after.

Maybe cats aren't that bad after all he though.

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