I do not own Glee or anything else in here that could get me sued :) all mistakes are mine though!
Puck collapses onto his couch, pulling his guitar on his lap, strumming a few chords. He called Rachel when he pulled into the parking lot and as expected she was going to head straight over. Admittedly, he was tired from the operation they made him do this morning but he couldn't wait to see her. Three weeks felt like it was too long, even though in a few months he may have to go out of the country to work on the movie. Puck tips his head back until it falls against the cushion. This was so much more comfortable than the cot he's been sleeping on. He closes his eyes as he plucks a random song on the strings.
Rachel opens the door to Puck's apartment to find him laying on the couch with his eyes closed, playing a song with his combat boots on the coffee table. She recognizes them from the picture he sent that is currently on her nightstand. She wonders if that'll freak him out. His jeans are tight against his thighs from how he's sitting and an olive green shirt. His face has some scruff on it that she finds really sexy. She's starting to throb a little bit. Rachel quietly drops her purse on the floor and tip toes over to him as quietly as her high heels will allow. She straddles his thighs as best as she can and puts her hands on his to still them. This was the first time she got to see how handsome Puck really is.
"I didn't know you played."
He opens his eyes to look at Rachel. Tight skinny jeans and a tan and white striped sweater thing with a lacey tank top underneath. Sexy heels. He sets his guitar aside and sets his palms on top of her thighs. "Since high school." He pulls her forward and threads his fingers through her curly hair. "It's good to see you Ray." He kisses her.
"I missed you." She murmurs against his lips.
He thought they would be ripping each other's clothes off right now, but he actually doesn't mind this slow pace they have going on at the moment. That should scare him. "I missed you too."
Rachel moves up further on his lap and licks his bottom lip until he lets her tongue in. She moans when his hands run down her sides. She grinds down against his thigh and puts her hands onto his cheeks and pulls away. She stands up and he looks at her with a mixture of disappointment and curiosity. Rachel leans over to suck on his earlobe. "Did you miss my lack of a gag reflex?"
Puck moans as she drops to her knees, her small hands pulling his zipper down carefully. He moves to push down his jeans while she pulls off her sweater and puts her hair up into a pony tail. "You're so damn sexy." He sits back and watches her tongue wet her lips.
She wraps her hand around the bottom of his cock, moving it up and down before she lowers her mouth to lightly suck on his balls. He moans out and reaches for her hair, pulling her pony tail slightly when he hits the back of her throat. Her dainty hands are massing him while her tongue moves up and down while she sucks. He moves his hips up slightly and she pulls back up, swirling her tongue around the tip. Her hand pumps him a bit more as she sucks his tip.
She moves back down and Rachel is in the middle of deep throating him, his hands in her hair when the door opens. "Hey bro, how was…oh my God!" His sister screams and turns around covering her eyes.
He accidentally jerks his hips up and makes Rachel gag/choke. His hand finds the small pillow at the end of the couch and throws it at his sister. "Go to Finn's and get the fuck out of here!" The door closes but Rachel keeps going faster until he releases. She swallows everything and when he knows she's done, he pulls her up and kisses her. He doesn't really care that her mouth was just around his dick but because he cares about her. He really should be scared at this point, but he's not.
"I'm sorry baby. Ya okay?" He strokes her hair, the pony tail falling out.
"I'm fine Noah." She buries her face into the crook of his neck. "I'm embarrassed and horny."
"Let me take care of you." He picks her up and moves his pants so he can walk to the bedroom. "I needed to be in you like three weeks ago."
"You were." She giggles. He drops her onto the bed and steps out of his jeans and pulls hers down. "We have to make this quick, your sist.." He cuts her off by slapping his hand over her mouth and enters her after he rolled a condom on. She moans and closes her eyes. He pulls his hand away.
"Don't say the 's' word." She nods. "C'mere." He pulls her up and pulls her tank top away. Her hands pull up his shirt and he pulls it off his head once she can't reach.
"Baby please." She leans back and tries to pull him down towards her.
Puck leans down and kisses her neck, pulling back and thrusting back in. He links their fingers together and raises her hands above her head. Rachel opens her eyes and looks at his arm, noticing ink on his left bicep that she's never seen before.
"Did you get a tattoo?" She asks breathlessly as he continues his pace.
He looks down at his left arm and smirks. "The marines pulled together and paid for it, wanting me to remember my time with them." He snaps his hips and causes her to moan.
"It's Yiddish." She arches towards him when he sucks on her pulse point. "Harder Noah."
Puck obliges and smirks against her neck. "Yeah."
"What does it say?" She wraps her legs around him, changing the angle and moans. "Oh God Noah." Her hand finds the bedspread and bunches it up in her fist. The other grips his bicep near the tattoo. It's turning her on even more.
He smirks, thinking that it could somehow apply to what he's doing right now. "The only way out is through." Rachel whimpers as he starts to thrust into her more urgently. She pulls him down towards her so she can kiss him, then down his neck landing on his bicep, kissing the tattoo. And shit if that wasn't really hot to him. "God damn Ray." His hand moves down to her clit and rubs it a few times before she's gripping his arm and squeezing her legs around his hips. She comes hard and a few long thrusts he's releasing too. His head falls onto her shoulder, trying to catch his breath.
"I think I found a new secret weapon." She smiles against his neck and presses a kiss there.
"Didn't think it'd get you all hot and bothered when you saw it." He pulls out and she groans. Puck stands up and begins to pull his jeans up and laces up his boots again.
Rachel lays on the bed, still trying to catch her breath when she admires his muscles. In three weeks he managed to get a bit more buff and the muscles in his back are more defined. He looks like a Greek god and he's all hers. She bites her lip and moves her hand down, an ache in between her legs built up again.
Puck finishes up with his boots and he can't help but turn when he hears a strangled moan behind him. He finds Rachel circling her clit with her fingers. He growls and moves towards her. "If I wasn't so fucking tired I'd fuck you all over again." He drops to his knees and moves between her legs. Pulling her legs towards him, he licks a line up her then nudges his tongue against her finger that's circling her clit.
"Noah." She gets out shakily. He inserts two fingers into her, moving them in and out fast.
He stands up and leans over her, one knee on the bed to hold him up and his other hand landing by her head. Puck kisses her deeply, licking the roof of her mouth then pulls away. "Come on baby. You look so good getting yourself off." She reaches up and kisses him, gasping into his mouth as she clenches around his fingers.
She settles back against his bed and takes a deep breath.
Rachel fixes her curls in the bathroom mirror and adjusts her tank top. Puck walks in and wraps his arms around her. "You look fine. Let's go deal with the brat." He kisses her cheek and pulls her out of the bathroom and then into the hall.
He pushes open the door and sees Sarah laughing with Finn. They both look over and his sister turns red. Smirking, he crosses his arms over his chest.
"Dude, you have way more muscle now." Finn stands up and moves over to bump fists with him.
"They're some crazy guys. I didn't think it'd be that hard." Sarah coughs behind Finn. Puck looks over at her and raises an eyebrow.
Rachel peeks around and smiles shyly. "Hello Sarah."
"Hey Rachel." The younger girl gets a twinkle in her eye.
"So what are you doing showing up at my apartment Sarah?"
"You bought me a plane ticket for my birthday remember? At least it wasn't ma who showed up in your doorway." He groans as she smirks. "She probably would've told Rachel to mount you and for you two to give her some Jewish grandbabies."
"Jesus, shut up."
Rachel lets out a gasp and turns around, hiding her face. "Maybe I should go and let you two have some alone time. San and Britt are probably at home anyways."
"I'm not going into that apartment until it's aired out from smelling like sex. Finn can I stay in your extra room?"
"Um, sure." He says nervously.
"Just ignore her Rach, she's annoying."
" I have practice soon anyways. So I'll just meet you later, we get out at 8." She leans up and kisses him. "I'll just grab my stuff out of your apartment real quick."
"Okay baby, I'll see you later." He looks at his girlfriend until she's out the door and turns around to glare at Sarah. She walks towards him to give him a hug but gets a slap to the arm instead. "The fuck is wrong with you?"
"Ow Noah." Sarah rubs her arm with her eyebrows pinched together. "Do you see this shit Finn?"
Finn gives her a lopsided smile. "Honestly, if I were him I would've done the same thing." He shrugs and goes to sit on the couch. She sits on the opposite end of Finn while Puck takes the armchair.
He reclines in the chair, putting a foot up on the coffee table and bring his arms behind his head, smirking at his sister. "I know you're up to something, so why don't you go ahead and tell me what it is. You come here to spy on me and Rachel for ma?"
"What the fuck is on your arm?" Sarah stares at his bicep which causes Finn to look over too.
"Got a tattoo with the marines."
"Did it hurt?" Finn stares at little harder.
"Wasn't bad." He shrugs and looks back at Sarah pointedly.
Mike walks through the door. "Puck! You're back." He looks to the couch. "So is mini Puckerman."
"I told you not to call me that."
He sits on the couch, forcing Sarah to sit in between him and Finn. They start up a game of Call of Duty, tossing a controller to Puck and Sarah. She rolls her eyes and plays along, used to having to play video games with them. "So are you going to tell me why you're here?"
"Is it so wrong to want to come see my brother and get away from ma?"
Puck snorts. "Maybe. Why can't you just go to your dorm?"
"I'm not in school this semester." She looks nervously to her brother. "You do realize it's mid October right?"
"What?" He yells and pauses the game. "Why the fuck not?"
"Can we maybe talk about this later when we're alone?" Puck glares at her and nods slightly, unpausing the game.
Rachel walks into her condo, finding Santana and Brittany in the living room watching reruns of How I Met Your Mother. Her face and chest are still red as she sits in the oversized chair. Santana starts to laugh and Brittany looks over questioningly.
"How ya doing Berry pie?"
Rachel gasps and throws the pillow behind her back at her friend. "You only use that when I'm scared or nervous! You've never used it to make fun of me."
"Finn called me and told me what happened. I can't believe baby Puck walked in on you." Santana falls over on the loveseat clutching her stomach.
"Wait, Sarah is in town?" Brittany looks at them both hopeful. "She's so nice. But what happened?"
"She's rude! And crass. She should've knocked on the door!" Rachel huffs and gets up, starting to walk towards her room.
"She's mini Puck! They're the same, you're kinda forgetting that Rach!" Santana calls out to her, only to hear the door slam in return. She laughs and turns to Brittany , ready to tell her what happened with Puck's sister and why Finn called, but Rachel opens her bedroom and sticks her head out.
"And you need to have sex with Finn already. You're enjoying your vibrator too much that you've probably forgotten what a penis even feels like!"
Santana's jaw drops. "Rachel Barbara Berry!" She runs to the bedroom door and tries to open it, only to find it locked. Banging her firsts on the door she starts to yell. "LET ME IN RIGHT NOW!"
"Not until you call Finn!"
Brittany stares at her two friends down the hallway and picks up her phone. "Finn? Can you guys like…come over? I have a bad feeling that San and Rachel are going to start breaking things in the condo." She listens as they all leave the apartment and Finn mumbling something to Puck and Sarah. "See you soon. Oh wait! Is Mike coming?" Finn mumbles out that he's going to take a nap since he had to deal with little kids. "Okay then." She puts down the phone and stares at the site in front of her. Santana is still banging on the door, so hard that it actually starts to rattle a little bit. Rachel is screaming that she's going to break the door down and that she and Puck would have to have sex in her room if that happens.
"Oh hell no! You two are not allowed anywhere near my bed! Or my shower. Or anywhere else for that matter!"
"San..." Brittany tries to call out.
"Maybe if you actually do him, then he'll forget Quinn! I've kissed you! I know that you're good!" Rachel screams through the door.
This is the exact moment that Finn comes barreling into the door, freezing when he hears that. Brittany stands up and looks to everyone. Puck's eyebrows are nearly up to his forehead. Sarah just walks by everyone and takes a seat on the couch. Brittany looks over to Santana who is just frozen, realizing that the front door opened and closed. Finn walks down the hall, pushing Santana towards her room and closing the door. Puck knocks on Rachel's door while Brittany squeals and starts to talk to Sarah rapidly.
"Rach, baby, wanna let me in?" The lock clicks and she pulls open the door, surveying it to see if it'll fall off the hinges. "Wanna let me know what you two were fighting about that caused Britt to call us saying you two might start fucking up the condo?"
"Santana was being a bitch." She sits down on her bed. "She was laughing that we got caught and when I said your sister was rude and crass, she started to laugh! Laughing Noah, saying that you two are the same."
Puck laughs and sits down next to her. "We are nearly the same babe, she's just a chick. We're Puckerman's." He shrugs like it's a good enough explanation. "What'd you say to San that caused her to flip her shit?"
Rachel bites her lip and looks up at him nervously.
Finn sits Santana down on her bed while he sits in her desk chair and rolls it over. "What was that all about?"
Santana rolls her eyes and crosses her arms over her chest. She's still reeling from being a bitch to Rachel that it just sort of rolls into her being a bitch to Finn. "She's just being a bitch because she's getting laid more than I am. Saying shit about forgetting what a dick feels like. Can you believe she said that to me?" She spits out, actually offended that Rachel insulted her. "I can go out and get laid if I really want to. Have you seen my body?" She raises her eyebrow to Finn and moves her hand down her body before crossing it with her other arm again.
He laughs lightly and rolls the chair over so he's directly in front of her. "I have seen your body, lingerie uniform remember?" Santana rolls her eyes. "What's keeping you from going out and sleeping with people?" She stays quiet and stares down at the ground. He sighs. "Okay then. Why did she say something about Quinn?"
"Because you're not over her." She states plainly. Isn't it obvious that he isn't? She's kind of ready for this conversation to be over. She doesn't do relationships. She shouldn't even like Finn but there's something about him that makes her want to talk this shit out.
"Who said I'm not over her?" He looks at her, furrowing his eyebrows together and pulls one of her arms so he can hold her hand. "I've been over her for awhile now. We may have only broken up two months ago, but once she started to cheat…"
"Then why did you stay with her if she was shitty to you?"
"I thought she was what I wanted or needed, whether she cheated or not. It doesn't make sense, I know. But when she started to throw shit in my apartment and complaining about Hawaii, I knew she wasn't what I wanted."
She nods quietly. In a way it made sense. If you're with someone for a year then you think it'll be serious enough to think that it's what you want. "Then what do you want?"
Finn gives her a small smile and leans forward, putting his free hand in her hair, pulling her face towards him. He kisses her lightly and pulls back. She stares at him, shocked. He looks at her nervously and pulls away. Did he honestly think that she didn't want that kiss? Every time they hung out she's been dying to kiss his lips. Cuddling wasn't her thing but most of the time she would end up leaning up against him in some way. By the time Santana comes back to reality, he's back at her desk a few feet away from her. She stands up and manages to sprint the few feet, if that's even possible in her room, until she's straddling his legs and sitting on his thighs. The momentum from her jumping on him pushes them against her desk, knocking off something and falling against the floor with a dull thud. She pulls his face towards hers and kisses him. Her tongue pushes its way into his mouth while he wraps his arms around her.
After a few minutes he pulls away and puts his forehead on hers. "Oh thank God." Santana laughs and moves to kiss him again.
Puck is laughing on the bed. "You honestly think she could forget what a penis feels like?"
"Shut up." She slaps his arm and gets up to change for practice.
It was wrong of her to say that to Santana and she knows it. She's practically tearing up as she pulls her tank top over her head and pulling up her LA Temptation shorts. The way Puck said it to her really made her think. Rachel sits on the edge of her bed, lacing up her tennis shoes then pulls up her hair. She's turning around when she hears the gentle snore come out from Puck. She leans over and presses a kiss to his cheek, then moves to pull off his boots and put a blanket over him. Rachel grabs her gym bag off from the hook from the back of her door, wondering how she's going to apologize to Santana.
Brittany and Sarah are sitting in the living room, the blonde sitting in shorts and a sports bra with a jacket over it. Rachel sits in the chair and puts her feet up on the table. "Noah fell asleep so you're more than welcome to stay here while we're at practice. They know where the key is to lock up if you guys decide to leave."
"You know I was kidding with you earlier right?" Sarah looks at her then over to Brittany, who nods and smiles.
"Yes, I was just really embarrassed, that's all."
Sarah laughs. "Don't worry about it. I've caught him doing way worse." She shrugs.
Rachel sighs and looks over to Santana's room. "And I really shouldn't have taken it out on her. She's going to hit me with the ball at practice."
"She wouldn't do that. I haven't heard any yelling coming from her room so that's a good sign."
"Yeah, Finn wouldn't do anything. He understands how big of a bitch Quinn is now. So he might move on faster or something."
Rachel looks over to Sarah. Her words didn't really make sense but she shrugs and looks up at the TV. Eventually Santana comes out of the room in her shorts and a tank top with her bag over her shoulder, a smile on her face. Her and Brittany wonder what could've happened but ignore it.
"Help yourself to anything in the kitchen Sarah. We'll only be gone a few hours." Rachel smiles and walks out the door. Brittany and Santana wave to the girl, following Rachel.
Brittany is off working with the other part of the team as Rachel and Santana stretch. The taller girl is ignoring the glances that her friend is throwing her way as they stretch. She's pulling her arm across her chest when she snaps. "Stop staring at me Berry." She hates how Rachel flinches.
"I'm so sorry. I shouldn't have said any of that San. I was such a bitch." She looks around to see if anyone heard her.
"For God's sake Rachel, you play football and I know you cuss when you get tackled or something. None of us will judge you if you want to cuss like a sailor."
She huffs and bends her arm. "Fine, just like earlier I won't sugar coat it anymore. You like Finn. He seems to like you. Just kiss him and make a move San. You don't know what will happen unless you lay your fucking awesome lips on his."
Santana laughs and blushes then bites her lip. She feels like Rachel and she almost hates the feeling. "We did kiss. In my room."
"What?" Rachel's eyebrows shoot up. "Are you, are you serious?"
"He's such a good kisser Rach."
"Oh my God!" She shoots up and tackles Santana to the ground hugging her. "I'm so happy for you! Please say you forgive me though."
"I do. If it wasn't you and your loud mouth we probably wouldn't have even gotten to this point. Or him telling me that he's over Quinn."
" I am not loud. So are you two dating or what?"
"You're right Rach, you're not loud, you're fucking loud as hell. I don't know yet. We just kissed until I had to get dressed for practice. But stop making a big deal out of it. We'll cross that bridge when we get to it. Get the fuck off me Rachel. Let's go throw the ball. All this girly talk is making me nauseous."
Rachel is about to walk away when Santana grabs her arm and looks around. She sighs and looks at her friend in the eyes.
"But um, thanks for saying that though. If it wasn't for you Britts wouldn't have called Finn to make him come over. I don't think we would've talked it out any time soon otherwise. Now go long. I'm about to puke from this conversation."
She rolls her eyes. "You love it and you know it." Rachel calls out and runs down the field to catch a throw.
Hours later, Puck stretches up and realizes that he's not at home or in a cot. Rubbing the heels of his hands over his eyes, he walks out to the living room and sees Sarah laying on the couch. Did he really forget that it was October? Or the fact that his sister was sitting in his girlfriend's condo when she's supposed to be at school. Wait, she's not in school. And just like that, in a split second, he's angry all over again. Puck settles himself onto the loveseat, moving to where he's facing Sarah instead of the TV.
"So why didn't you or ma tell me that you weren't in school this semester?" He nudges her foot with his, trying to get her attention since she ignored his question.
Sarah turns to face him, scared of her older brother. "It's not for me. I can't find a major and it'd be a waste of money that we can't afford to lose." Her voice comes out small and not at all confident like it usually is, like his.
"Money isn't a issue Sarah. You know that I help you guys out and I'll pay your damn college tuition if I have to. I'm the fuck up of the family, not you."
"That's not the problem Noah! I don't want to go to school and get a bullshit job. What if I want to be an agent like Finn or be an actress? Or a model? Or a singer?" She glares at him then her face softens. "You're not a fuck up Noah and you haven't been in years."
He dismisses her last comment with a roll of his eyes. "If you wanted to be an agent, you'd still have to go to school." He looks at her with an arched eyebrow. Seriously, didn't his sister think this shit through?
"So that rules out being an agent!" She raises her voice slightly and automatically tenses, looking towards the end of the hall where Finn is sleeping in Santana's room. "I just don't want to settle for something. You know what that's like to not find a major, but you found something that you love doing. You were just fortunate enough to find it in college. I haven't." Her voice sounds defeated and it breaks his heart.
He sighs and leans back against the cushions. "Okay. I can be an adult about this." Sarah scoffs and he glares at her. "I can. Then tell me what your plan is. You going to move back home?"
"Actually, I was thinking I could stay here with you. Ma is fine with it if you are."
Puck stares at her. "Here? Are you serious? Why the fuck should I let you?"
"Well yeah I'm serious. I can't find anything to do back in Ohio like I could here. Please Noah. You have an extra room that isn't being used. And I won't bother you. I can look for a job while I try to figure it all out. Ma said she'd drive my car here so I can have my own way of getting around."
"Whoa whoa whoa. Calm the fuck down." He runs his hand down his face and stands up.
"Where are you going?" Her eyes are wide like she's scared he's going to throw her out on the street. He would never do that to his baby sister. No matter how much he wants to strangle her right now.
"Getting Finn. He's practically your brother too and I'm getting a fucking migraine from thinking about this." He walks down the hall and bangs on Santana's door. "Get the fuck up, I need your help our here."
Finn walks out sleepily while Puck is in the kitchen drinking water. He sits on the other side of the couch and yawns. "What's up?"
"Brat wants to move in with me and try to figure out her life's destiny."
The taller man looks at the girl in front of him. "Are you even old enough to do that?" They both look at him curiously. Sarah thinks he's still half asleep.
"Please Finn. Tell him to let me stay. I won't get in anyone's way. Well I probably will because you guys would be the only people I know here…but I'll look for a job." She turns to Puck. "If I get one I could help pay rent or something. I could cook for you." She smiles widely.
Puck contemplates this. It would be better than eating out all the time… He sighs and sits back down on the love seat, grabbing the remote to mute it. "What do you think Finn?"
He leans back against the couch and looks at Sarah. She starts to give him these wide sad eyes, her bangs falling into her eyes. Finn groans and puts his hand over his face. "I don't think it's a bad idea." When he drops his hand, Sarah is looking at him wide a bright smile and Puck scowling at him. "Dude, you're the only one who is immune to that look."
"And for good fucking reasons apparently!"
"Dude, we'll have home cooked meals for the days we don't come over here and the girls are cooking for us. It won't be that bad. What if I hire her as my assistant or something so you don't have to worry about her driving around in the traffic looking for a job. Or have some douche leering at her body."
Sarah looks over at Puck. "Please? You trust Finn."
He looks over to the two people on the couch. Why is Finn giving him sad eyes? Puck glares at his friend then looks back at his sister. He takes a deep breath and lets it out. "You're calling mom to tell her to drive that dumb car out here. God knows I don't need her here with Rachel. While you work with Finn you try and figure out what you want to do with yourself. If you really like what he does, you're ass is going back to school. Talk to the girls and get some feelers for what they do in their off time. You're not getting a free ride off me Sarah. Or Finn for that matter."
She lets out a high squeal and moves over to the loveseat to hug Puck. "Thank you so much. I love you."
"Yeah, love ya too squirt. Now get off me." He shoves at her shoulders.
Sarah smiles and moves over to Finn, hugging him tight and says she loves him too. "Does that mean I can go back to sleep now? I'm exhausted."
"Dude, it's almost five. Stay up, we're all going to dinner later anyways. And don't talk to me about exhausted."
Mike walks through the door. "Figured you ladies were still over here since you guys weren't at home." He moves into the living room.
"Mike I'm moving here!" She moves over to him and hugs him tightly.
"You're what?" He looks between his friends while Sarah stands next to him.
"Yep, got a job with Finn and everything. I'm going to cook for the three of you." She pokes Mike in the ribs.
He blinks and looks down at her. "Does Rachel, Brittany or Santana know about this?"
"Not yet but they will later. Noah says we're going out to dinner." She sits down on the end of the couch while Mike sits in the chair like he usually does.
"Sarah, just call me Puck while you're here. It's weird."
"I'm your sister I can call you anything I want. And you let Rachel call you Noah." She glares at him and unmutes the TV.
"That's different." All three snort and he glares at them individually before his eyes fall back onto the TV. "Call ma and tell her before she hears Rachel in the background or something and demands to talk to her."
"Fine." She mutes the TV again and pulls out her phone, dialing their house number and putting it on speakerphone.
"Hello?"
"Hey ma." Sarah speaks into the speaker.
"Sarah! Did you make it there? Why didn't you call me earlier? I thought you got in hours ago."
"She did and she got caught up with us, Jesus ma, calm down."
"Noah Puckerman! Don't speak to me like that."
Finn and Mike grin. "Hey mama Puckerman!" They call out and Sarah holds her phone up towards them.
"Boys! How are you? All my good-looking children in one place. Are the girlfriends there?"
"They're at practice mama P." Finn laughs. "And Santana isn't my girlfriend."
"Oh please Finn. Don't lie to yourself. But what a shame, I'd love to hear from them again."
"You could just stalk them again." Puck mumbles from his chair.
"Noah! Anyways, glad to know you're safe baby girl."
"I have some news for you ma. Noah said I could stay with him and Finn is going to hire me as his assistant. So I guess you can drive my car over to LA."
"Oh Finn you lovely boy. Thank you for doing that."
"Oh shit." Puck looks with wide eyes to Finn and Mike.
"What?" Mike looks at him, his eyebrows pinched together and confused.
"My mother and Rachel in one place? With me around?"
"So? They've met already remember?" Sarah looks at him with a look on her face that says 'Puck you're a complete dumbass.'
"Remember what you walked in on?"
Sarah scrunches up her nose and looks to her phone. "Oh God."
"What?" Their mother asks from the phone.
"Nothing!" They all scream out.
"Dude, we can figure something out, so you guys can…well yeah." Finn looks around nervously.
"Well when should I drive the car to her Noah? When do you start to film?"
Puck looks to Finn. "Um, I don't know. We'll figure it out and get back to you. The girls will be back soon so we gotta run." He glares at Sarah to turn the phone off.
"Yeah, we gotta go. I still need to shower and stuff."
"Okay then. Bye dears. Love you."
"Love ya ma," Sarah and Puck mumble out while Finn and Mike yell out "Love ya mama Puckerman!" She ends the call and looks over to Puck.
"How would we prevent her from making you two mount each other and pop out a Jewish baby in 9 months?" She looks from Puck to Finn then to Mike.
"Well between all of us, we have four houses. Mama P and Sarah can stay at Puck's, Santana at Finn's and Britt at mine, Puck and Rachel can have the condo all to themselves. When they wanna get it on." Mike shrugs and smiles to himself, pleased with the plan he came up with.
"I knew you were smart somewhere in that Asian brain of yours." Puck smirks.
"Shut up. Or I'll tell Rachel your mom is coming before you do!"
"Fuck off."
"You start filming the week after next. I think that's the week the girls have off and they're doing some promotional shit for the team. Their coach asked me to help set up a charity game and to look for a new photographer for team photos." Finn's face lights up. "You can look for the photographer. I have a few in mind that you can call." He smiles at Sarah.
"Awesome." She looks over to Puck and smiles proudly.
The girls walk into the apartment and Puck is pretty relieved to see that Rachel and Santana are speaking again. Santana walks straight over to Finn and gives him a long deep kiss. Mike and Puck stare with their jaws dropped, Sarah and Brittany squealing a little bit.
"Stop staring Noah." He looks up at Rachel and takes in her flushed skin. His pants are getting tighter and his mouth watering. She always looks sexy after practice. "Do you think we could just stay here and order pizza? It was kind of a rough practice."
"God yes. Pizza sounds so good. All I've eaten are those MRE's they gave me the past three weeks."
"What's an MRE?" Brittany looks over at him from sitting on Mike's lap.
"Meal ready to eat. Comes in a package and you use chemicals and shit to warm it up." Puck kicks up his feet on the table and leers at Rachel's tanned toned legs from where she's standing next to the chair. Damn she's got some great legs.
Rachel bites her lip and turns to go change in her room while Finn talks to him. "Puck?"
His eyes snap to Finn's. "What?"
"Do you have anymore?" Finn looks at him while Santana moves off his lap to go change.
"I might have a few in all the crap they gave me. I'll check when I get back to the apartment."
Rachel walks out with her phone against her ear. She smiles at everyone and curls up next to Puck on the loveseat, giving him a gentle kiss on the corner of his mouth. "Yes daddy I know. Our game next week is in Philadelphia." She pauses and looks down at a thread on her shorts. "You and dad don't need to come. I could drive down and stay the night, fly home separately." She sighs and looks to Puck. He raises his eyebrow and mouths 'daddy?' Receiving a slap to his arm, she rolls her eyes. "They want to see you too but still, it's not necessary to drive up."
"She has two dads?" Finn asks randomly.
"You just now figured that out due?" Puck stares at him. He can really be an idiot.
"That's Noah daddy." She bites her lip and laces her fingers with his left hand. "My boyfriend, Noah Puckerman." There's a slight yell on the other side of the conversation. Everyone raises their eyebrows questioningly. Even Santana from down the hall heard it. "We'll discuss that later. I love you both! Bye daddy." She hangs ups and puts her phone down, her cheeks bright red.
"What did papa Berry say? And what was that yell?" Santana smirks and sits in between Finn and Sarah.
"They're coming to the game next week to see all of us. And they said that Noah is…" She bites her lip and looks away. "A really hot man." She pulls up a pillow and puts it over her face.
"Well I am hot Rach." Puck laughs and pulls her close. Everyone else is laughing too.
"So who's ordering the pizza?"
"I will." Finn walks out into the kitchen to order a few pizzas. But when he gets off with the guy, his phone starts to ring.
A few minutes later he walks out and looks at Puck. "How tired are you?"
"I'm fine now that I had that nap in Rachel's room. Why?"
"There was a cancellation on David Letterman's show tonight, they want you to come on instead."
"Seriously?" Puck leans forward and stares at his friend.
"Yep. But we'd have to leave now to go get ready. Kurt can meet us there with some clothes for you."
"Who's Kurt?" Santana snaps them out of their conversation.
"Finn's step brother." Sarah smiles up at Puck. "You should do it."
"I agree." Rachel says from behind Puck.
"Then let's go." He bends down and kisses Rachel. "Make sure you watch."
"I wouldn't miss it."
Brittany and Mike went to bed in her room, telling them to record the show so they could watch it later. Santana popped some popcorn and settled in between Sarah and Rachel on the couch, turning on David Letterman.
"Do we have to watch all the bullshit before he comes on?" Santana stuffs some popcorn into her mouth.
"Yes! We don't know when he'll be coming on." Rachel reaches in and eats a few pieces.
"What will they even talk about? If it's last minute then they don't really have anything prepared, right?"
"I'm sure they'll figure something out Sarah. They're professionals."
"Shut up. He's on." Santana turns up the volume on the TV.
"Please welcome out Noah Puckerman everyone!"
David Letterman stands up and holds his hand out to Puck to shake his hand. They both around until they're sitting again. Girls are screaming in the background, causing Puck to smirk at them and wave.
"Wow, what a welcome. Do girls always scream like that at you?" David laughs and drinks from his cup.
"Sometimes. I got used to it after awhile though." Puck follows suit and drinks out of his cup.
Rachel looks at the clothes Finn's brother dressed him in. Dark jeans with black boots, dark navy blue button up shirt with the sleeves rolled up, a black tie and grey vest. She really hopes they come back over tonight.
"Now, I hate to say this, but you've never been on the show before. How is that possible when you're quickly becoming one of the biggest faces in Hollywood?"
Puck laughs. "I don't know, but I'm glad to be here. Anyone who is anyone comes on your show. Kinda surreal."
"I understand that you don't go by Noah, am I correct?"
"Yeah, only my ma and sis call me that. And my girlfriend."
"That's right! Someone has managed to take you off the market." The crowd boo's and they both laugh. "Now, I hear her name is Rachel Berry. Is that correct or are the magazines lying?"
Puck looks down at his shoes, a small smile on his face and he looks back over to David smirking. "That's my girl. Sorry ladies." He gives the crowd a sympathetic smirk.
"She's a wide receiver for the Lingerie Football League. I haven't heard of this, are there really lingerie football teams?"
"It's legit." He laughs and crosses his legs, throwing his arm over the back of the chair and facing the talk show host a little more. "She plays for LA Temptation."
"So you've been to a game?"
"Oh, I've been to a few. I mean, c'mon, have you seen the pictures?" He arches his eyebrow up at the older man.
"Actually yes, how about we pull up the picture of her team." He pulls out a piece of cardboard with their team picture on it, Rachel smiling brightly in the middle with the black paint on her cheeks, her hair falling down in curls off her shoulders. "She's gorgeous! I can see how she managed to tie you down." He winks at Puck.
Puck laughs and adjusts his tie. "She's pretty great."
"I'm sure she's pretty lucky to have you. Look at all the women in here fanning themselves!" The camera looks out into the crowd. "Now I've heard you went to train with the U.S Marines. And you've brought some pictures from your time with you correct?"
"Yes sir I did. For three weeks. And well shit, that was nothing like I expected."
"Explain." David leans back in his chair and smiles.
"I thought I was physically fit, I mean I go and workout a lot." He uncrosses his legs and crosses them back, resting his arms on the arms of the shoulder. "The first 48 hours, they issued me some gear and gave me a pack that weighed 70 lbs."
"70 pounds?" David raises his eyebrow at him.
"Yep." He pops the 'p'. "It had three sleeping bags in it, why? I honestly couldn't tell you. I guess in case one gets messed up. So anyways, they tell me we're going on a 10 km hike carrying that stuff. And to make it worse, they put me in the uniform that they have to wear."
"Wow. What else did you have to do?"
"They made me dig my own foxhole without any help."
"A foxhole?"
"Yeah, they wanted me to get a feel for everything that had to do. I even ran a few field ops with them. And I slept in the barracks with 70 other men. It was really interesting."
"Now why were you training with them again?"
"For my new movie. A prequel to Inglourious Basterds.We start to film in a week and a half."
"Well I'm sure there will be plenty of fans who are looking forward to that. Now I have some pictures here that you brought us. Here's one with you and some marines." He holds up a picture with Puck standing next to someone with buzzed blonde hair, sunglasses on their heads, and brown eyes. "Who is this guy with his arm around you?"
"Oh, he's Connor Hawthorne. He helped me the most. We're actually a lot alike. All the guys were pretty cool."
David holds up a picture of Puck at the tattoo place, surrounded by Connor and a few other men, flexing his left arm showing his new tattoo. "I'm going to assume that's real ink?"
Puck laughs. "Yeah, they wanted me to remember them. It's pretty badass. I'd gladly invite them over to a party."
"How did your girl react to the new tattoo?"
He smirks. "Let's just say she loves it."
"What will your mother think?"
Puck pales slightly and smirks. "She may hate it, but at least it's in Yiddish." He winks at the camera.
David laughs. "Alright everyone! We're going to take a commercial break. Thank you for coming at the last minute Puck. We hope to see you again before your movie comes out."
"I'd love to come back, thanks." He shakes the man's hand and waves to everyone.
Santana slowly looks over to Rachel. "So you like his new tattoo?"
Rachel nods and bites her lip. "It's sexy San. You just saw the picture of it."
She laughs and cups Rachel's cheek. "I'm going to bed. We can discuss this tomorrow."
She watches the taller girl leave the room and she looks over to Sarah who is falling asleep. "Let me get you a blanket and a pillow. You can sleep on the couch until they come back over to pick you up."
"Thanks Rachel." She smiles. After Rachel has Sarah settled on the couch, she walks to her room and turns on the lamp so Puck won't stumble around if he decides to come into her room.
Finn and Puck walk into the condo quietly, noticing the muted TV still playing an infomercial. Finn makes a beeline straight to Santana's room while Puck looks over and sees his sister. He squats down next to the couch and shoves her shoulder. She opens her eyes and smiles sleepily at him.
"Can we just stay the night here? I'm really tired."
"Yeah. I just want to let you know that I am happy to see you squirt."
"It's good to see you too. I've missed you." She smiles and pulls him into a hug. He kisses her cheek.
"Get some sleep. Night."
"Goodnight. You looked good on the show by the way. Rachel was drooling a little bit."
He laughs and walks over to Rachel's room. The light is still on so he moves to the other side of the room, stripping off his clothes. She mumbles something out and turns over, looking up at him. "Hey baby."
"You were great tonight."
Puck crawls under the covers and leans over her body to turn off the light. "Thanks babe. Hopefully them asking questions and shit about you was alright?"
"Of course." She yawns and turns onto her side, facing him.
"Ma might kill me about the tattoo though."
"It's sexy." Rachel closes her eyes.
He laughs. "So you've told me. Get some rest." He kisses her lightly and places his hand on her hip, falling asleep almost instantly.
So I kind of made the interview to be like Russell Brand's when he talked about being with the Marine for 48 hours. And also, I'm visualizing Puck's sister like Lucy Hale.