For: chomp0 :D

Rating: T

Characters: Kisame, Itachi and Tsunade

Genre: Humour

Pairings: None

Itachi and Kisame go on a mission to steal Tsunade's secret stash of Sake.

A deathly glare suddenly penetrated through the two Akatsuki members, halting them in their tracks. Kisame gulped apprehensively before shaking off the sudden feeling of intimidation with a grin.

"Ah, shit."

"Itachi Uchiha," the blonde woman began. "Kisame Hoshigaki. State your business."

Itachi turned around cautiously, a placid look in his eyes. He defensively withdrew several kunai with such impeccable speed, the other two didn't even notice. Silence rang through the small-knit room, causing the air to become heavy. Well, for Kisame it was. He'd never thought he'd be caught in this situation in his life. This applied even more to his stoic partner. The shark-nin almost wanted to laugh.

The blonde woman's eyes narrowed dangerously at the silent response she received.

"Uh… we were just…"

She then staggered slightly when she spotted an item she knew all too well in both of the men's grip.

"What the fuck," her stray hair shadowed her eyes threateningly. "Are you doing… with my underwear?"

So there they were, shadowed by the darkness of Tsunade's quarters, caught red-handed rummaging through her underwear drawer. Well, shit.

"I-It's actually not what it looks l-" The shark-nin was cut off sharply as he ducked to avoid a leg pummelling straight towards him. The wall behind Kisame shattered with ease, debris floated through the air which caused the room to go murky.

Itachi brought his hand up to his mouth before clearing his throat. Tsunade glared at the Uchiha, her attention now fully focused on the ex-Konoha-nin.

"Where is it?"

Tsunade blinked with confusion. How was she meant to know what the hell the Uchiha wanted with that description!? Did he want her fucking bras or something!?

"…Your secret Sake."

Tsunade paused for a moment upon hearing this. They wanted Sake. The Sake. It was a legendary Sake bottle known throughout the Ninja Countries. Apparently, one sip and you'd gain unimaginable power. You'd also be fairly pissed of course, but you'd worry about that at another time. Many people believed such Sake to be a myth but Tsunade smirked at the thought.

"And that led you to rummage through my underwear… how?"

Kisame shiftily looked back at the drawers before grinning at the busty woman. "Where else would a woman hide things?"

Itachi nodded in agreement.

Tsunade sneered smugly before letting her dressing gown drape down from her shoulders and on to the floor. There she stood in the smallest possible top in existence, with a dangerously low V-neck. She glanced at the two Akatsuki ninja before scoffing with amusement.

Kisame stood there proudly as Tsunade stripped off. He chuckled silently and shook his head, amused that Tsunade had underestimated them this much. There was no way they'd let our guards down just because a hot chick was stripping in front of th-

"Itachi, what the fuck!?"

Kisame stared at the Uchiha in bewilderment, feeling sceptical that this was actually real. Itachi just stood there, staring at Tsunade's giant rack as blood reluctantly dripped from his nose.

"That isn't where I hide it, boys," Tsunade grinned as she reached into her cleavage. "This is where I hide things!"

She then proceeded to pull out a small, inconspicuous bottle of what Kisame presumed was the Sake.

"Itachi, get a hold yourself!" The shark-nin raged as he shook his comrade by the shoulders. The effort was futile.

Itachi had fainted.

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