Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts. If I did, do you people REALLY think I'd be writing this story?
Demyx: No.
surferdude9817: Very good! –Hands Demyx a cookie-
Demyx: Cookie! YAY!
ThunderBenderPrincess: DON'T FEED HIM THAT! –Snatches cookie away-
Demyx: WAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zexion: Oh boy.
Camp Greenlake: Desert
Sora and the others walked across the desert, careful not to fall into any holes., looking for Mr. Pendanski. Mr. Sir had said he would be near the big water truck, and here they were… at the big water truck, but there was no sign of Mr. Pendanski.
"Hello?" Sora asked. "Is Mr. Pendanski anywhere?"
"Get over here!" Someone yelled. But they were sure the voice was to young to be Mr. Pendanski's, who Mr. Sir said was in his late thirties.
The heroes ran to where the voice was, and saw a kid with glasses lying on his stomach. He was grabbing someone else's arm that had apparently fallen into a hole.
Sora looked into the hole to see a man with sunscreen on his nose, halfway into a pit of yellow-spotted-lizards.
"Help me!" The man yelled.
"We're trying, Mom!" The boy yelled. "Yo, Armpit! A lil' help here!"
A heavy boy ran over to the kid with the glasses.
"What's up X-ray?" The boy asked.
"Mom fell down the hole, and there's lizards down there!"
"Yo, what you doing?" Armpit asked Sora and the others. "You gonna help X-ray and Mom or not?"
Sora ran up to the kid, and grabbed his legs. He pulled as hard as he could, but could not succeed in pulling the man out. "Guys! A little help?"
Zexion, Paw Print, and Surfer ran up and grabbed Sora. The three of them pulled, and they managed to pull the man out.
"Thank you boys! I nearly got bitten by one of those lizards," The man said. The man looked at Sora, and introduced himself. "My name is Mr. Pendanski. This is Theodore," Mr. Pendanski said as he gestured to the heavy boy. "And this is Rex," he said as he pointed to the kid with glasses.
Four more boys walked up.
"And this is Alan," he said as he pointed to a kid with hair that went down over his eye. "This is José," he said as he pointed to a kid with a bandana around his head. "This is Ricky," he said as he pointed to a kid with unruly hair. "And this is Zero," he said as he pointed to a kid with even messier hair than Ricky.
"Hey! I'm X-ray!" Rex said. "And that's Armpit, Squid, Magnet, Zigzag, and Zero."
"They all have nicknames, but I use their REAL names. The ones society will know them by when they are released from Camp Greenlake."
"Whatever, Mom," Squid said.
"Who are you freaks?" X-ray asked.
"Sora," Sora said. "That's Donald, Goofy, Leon, Cloud, Tifa, Aerith, Yuffie, Cid, Kairi, Riku, Tron, Paw Print, Surfer, Zexion, Demyx, Yuna, Rikku, and Paine."
"What kinda freak names are those?" Armpit asked.
"Names that actually sound better then your dumb nicknames," Paine said.
"You wanna start something fairy girl?"
"If you can catch me!"
Paine flew up into the air, and Armpit grabbed for her.
"No fair! You can fly!"
"And I thought Rikku was slow."
"HEY!"
"No offense Rikku," Paine said as she looked down at her fellow Gullwing.
"Yo! Your friend messes with Armpit she messes with all of us!" X-ray yelled.
"Bring it on four-eyes!" Rikku yelled.
"Rikku, I don't think we're getting off to a good st-" but Sora was interrupted when a fist made contact with the side of his face. He was sent flying backwards and landed on his face.
"Ok! That's it!" Surfer yelled as he and Paw Print whipped out their Keyblades. They ran for X-ray, but he dodged their first attack.
"What are those things?" X-ray asked as he dodged the attacks.
"Keyblades," Surfer answered. "Like 'em?"
"Yeah," X-ray responded as he stole Surfer's Keyblade. "Thanks."
But the Keyblade glowed and disappeared from his hand and went back to Surfer.
"What!"
"The Keyblade chooses its master," Sora said. "Looks like it doesn't want you."
"Why would it choose you three over one of us?" X-ray asked.
"Gee… I wonder," Riku said sarcastically. "How about the fact that you all ended up in juvenile camp while we lived a crime-free life on a nice island?"
"SHUT UP!" Armpit yelled. "YOU GOT SENT HERE TOO!"
"We're just here voluntarily, we weren't sent here like you guys," Paw Print stated.
"Why would you willingly come here?" Squid asked.
But just as Paw Print was about to answer, a heartless army jumped out of the holes.
"Not these things again!" Mr. Pendanski yelled as he ran into the truck.
The heroes brought out their weapons, and the campers brought out their shovels.
Zexion and Surfer ran toward a couple of FortuneTeller Heartless, and took them out easily.
The same could be said for Kairi and Yuffie, who took out about a dozen Shadows.
"We can handle them!" X-ray yelled as he was pinned down by a shadow.
Sora killed it.
"Yeah," Sora said. "If you can be pinned down by the weakest Heartless of all of them, you could really take on a Large Body."
"JUST LEAVE!"
"Is that really any way to treat a guy who saved your life?"
"SHUT UP! NONEOF US WANT YOU HERE! SO JUST GET ON A BUS AND LEAVE!"
"We're not leaving," Cloud said. "We're staying for as long as we want."
"You're not gonna like it here," said a voice.
Everyone turned around to see another boy, with a shovel in one hand, and a canteen in the other.
"Yo, Caveman!" Zigzag yelled.
"Hey Zigzag," he said.
"Caveman?" Tron asked as he looked at the boy. "You don't look like a caveman."
"That's his nickname," Yuna whispered into his ear.
"Oh!"
"Who are you?" Caveman asked.
"Sora," Sora said. "And that's Riku, Kairi, Zexion, Demyx, Surfer, Paw Print, Yuna, Rikku, Paine, Yuffie, Leon, Cloud, Aerith, Tifa, Donald, Goofy, Cid, and Tron."
"Nice to meet you," Caveman said as he extended an arm. Sora grabbed his hand and shook it.
"Likewise," Sora said. "So what's your real name?"
"Stanley. Stanley Yelnats IV."
"Your last name is Yelnats?" Cid asked.
"Yeah," Stanley answered. "Why?"
"Just wondering, sounds like an odd name," Cid answered.
"Yeah. Most people think that. So what are you guys doing here?"
"We're here to help with the Heartless problem," Yuffie answered.
"Heartless?" Stanley asked. "Oh! You must mean those guys dressed in black coats!"
"Caveman, I think they mean the things with the yellow eyes and antennas. What guys are you talking about?" Magnet asked.
"I was digging farther out in the desert, and a guy in black ran by, actually, I think it was a girl. She had blonde hair."
"Larxene!" Sora shouted.
"Who?"
"Larxene, The Savage Nymph. She works for Organization XIII," Demyx explained.
"What's Organization XIII? And what are they doing here?"
"Organization XIII is a group of thirteen powerful Nobodies. Of course, now there are only twelve, or eight if you take out the ones who left too."
"So, what's the deal with this Larxene girl?" Squid asked.
"She's a real bitch," Zexion said.
"Is she dangerous?"
"VERY! Try to avoid her. Actually, try to avoid her and anyone else in black cloaks."
"Ok."
"Nice works guys!" Mr. Pendanski yelled as he climbed out of the truck. "For that act of bravery, I'm giving you all the next three days off."
"Are you sure the warden will be ok with that?" Armpit asked.
"I'm sure I can convince her."
"Alright, mom!" X-ray yelled.
"It's the least I could do after you boys saved my life."
"It was no problem," Paw Print said. "Just helping out others."
"You didn't do anything!" X-ray yelled. "Me and the others pulled Mom out."
"That's a lie."
Everyone turned and stared at Zero.
"They're the ones who pulled you out, Mom," Zero said as he pointed at Sora, Surfer, Paw Print, and Zexion.
"You're talking?" Mr. Pendanski asked as he stared stunned.
"I've started talking since Stanley started helping me read. And my name's Hector. Not Zero."
"Shut it, Zero!" X-ray yelled. "I pulled Mom out, isn't that right guys?"
"Yes," the campers responded.
"Nuh-uh!" Rikku yelled. "Sora and Surfer and Zexy and Paw Print saved Mr. Pendanski! You just held his arm while they did all the work!"
"Shut up, fairy-girl! It ain't none o' your business!"
"Quiet!" Mr. Pendanski yelled. "It doesn't matter who saved me. You're ALL getting the next three days off."
"But they haven't even done anything yet!" X-ray yelled. "It ain't fair if they get a day off when they just got here and didn't do ANYTHING to save you're life."
"Well from what I heard from that fairy, the others pulled me out and did all the work."
"But…"
"That's enough, Rex! Now go back to your tents. I'll talk to the warden, and tell her about the new campers, and you saving a staff member. Now go!'
The campers got up and walked to their tents, shooting death glares, mostly from X-ray and Armpit, at Zexion, Sora, Demyx, and Surfer.
After what seemed to be a mile, they reached their tent. Zexion held open the flap that led inside, only to be kicked hardly in the shin by X-ray.
"What the hell was that for?"
"That show you and the others pulled back there. You never try to prove the others and me wrong! You do that again… you die."
"That's not possible."
"How so?" X-ray asked.
"I'm already dead," Zexion answered. "And so is Demyx."
"You mean your dumb boyfriend over there?" Armpit asked as he pointed a fat finger at Number IX.
"Shut it, Armpit!" Surfer barked as he pulled Zexion up from the ground.
"Aw… look, The freak's got an even freakier slave."
"First off, leave Zexion and Demyx alone! Second, I'm not his slave; I'm just a friend. And Third, you're just as much X-ray's slave as I would be Zexion's."
"I'm not his slave!"
"Exactly, so just leave us the fuck alone!"
"Why?"
"Because, you know me and the others can kick your ass anywhere and anytime."
"Yeah, right!"
"Need I remind you me Sora, and Paw Print all have Keyblades?"
"So? Need I remind you X-ray stole it from you?"
"It came back to him, dumbass," Zexion said.
"So what? There's only four of you in this tent, and five of us."
"We could still kick your asses."
"Yeah right!"
"Believe him, he's never lost a battle. Well, except for against Riku and the Riku Replica."
"We could still beat you wimps."
"Prove it."
Armpit proved it. He reared back his arm and shot it forward; a sickening crack was heard as it came into contact with Zexion's jaw.
"Zexy!" Demyx yelled as he ran over to help him. "Are you ok?"
"I just got nailed in the jaw by the fucking elephant-man. What do you think?"
"Right, stupid question. But do you think your jaw is broken?"
"Probably not," Zexion answered. "I'm a Nobody… remember?"
"Oh, yeah," Demyx replied as he blushed because of his stupidity.
"Guys! A little less lovey-dovey a little more help me!"
"Right, sorry!" Demyx yelled as he and Zexy whipped out their weapons.
The two of them ran toward Surfer, careful not to fall into any holes. (A/N: Remember: They're still in the desert! They never really went into the tent.)
"Jeez!" Zexion yelled. "How many holes do you all dig in a month?"
"Who cares?" Demyx asked. "Hey, by the way. Where the hell is Sora!"
"I dunno, nut let's just focus on getting that Armpit guy away from Surfer."
The two of them reached Surfer and Armpit, and joined in the fight.
"Why can't you just leave us alone?" Demyx asked.
"Because. We can't stand guys like you! Always trying to show us up."
"When have we tried to show you up?"
"Just back there with Mom! You took credit for what we did!"
"You didn't do ANYTHING! X-ray just held onto his hand. He was calling for you to help, but you wouldn't get off your ass and do anything!"
Armpit had enough. He let out a roar as he lunged at Zexion. He tackled the Nobody to the ground, and reached for his neck, trying to strangle him.
"THAT'S ENOUGH!"
Surfer and Armpit and Zexion turned to see a red-faced Demyx.
"JUST STOP! THIS IS RIDICULOUS! IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO SAVED MR. PENDANSKI! THE THING IS, HE'S ALIVE, AND WE'RE GETTING THE NEXT THREE DAYS OFF! SO STOP THIS POINTLESS FIGHTING!"
There was a stunned silence for a minute, before Zexion spoke up.
"Wow, Dem. I didn't know you yelled like that."
"Shut up. We've only been here for half-an-hour and we've already gotten beaten up and mocked. I'm going to bed. Nobody bother me, unless you want to die."
Demyx turned around and stomped toward the tent. The others just watched him walk, stunned at how angry Demyx had gotten.
This was definitely the worst day any of them had had in the past fourteen years.
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