OMG IM SOOOOOO SORRY! I haven't forgotten this fic or any others I've just had a major flunk on writing but I'm getting back in the groove again! College is being a night mare at the mo turns out Im allergic to chickens which I only found out when I went in with em! Sods law much! And peeps who live in this weird country I live in beware I am now driving! XDDDDD BEING 17 RULES!
Anyway moving on I don't own Transformers but I do own the lovely OC who appears in everything I write!
ONWARDS!
Bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored... Yeah I think I'm bored! Football is not my scene not in the slightest; its generally big girls kicking a ball around and crying like girls! Man its boring if I haven't mentioned that already.
"Jazz?" Oh here we go
"Yeah Sunny"
"Don't call me Sunny, this is boring can we go?" So I'm stuck with his whining for however long this goes on for
"No we can', OP said we 'ave ta stay 'ere... bu' ah thin' da game jus' finished so we can go fin' bots in a min" Loads of people have just appeared making it hard to stand still cause they don't seem to see us even though Sunnys like 23ft tall and like bright yellow.
"Did ya just think that I was yellow" Is he in my processor! He's worse than Soph I swear
"Nooooo... how da frag did ya know tha'?"
"Soph heard ya through ya bond and told Sides who told me" damn it. And now he's smirking great just my luck...
"They're gone!" no humans anywhere "Le's roll where'd ya gunna go?" I know where I'm going at least
"Thank primus one fleshie scratched my finish... I think I'm gonna go find Sides and Bluey what about ya?"
"Ahm gonna swing by Soph then go by Prowler ah thinks" hehe me and Sopherz have a little plan for that sparkmate of mine.
Don't give me that look Sunny Im not as bad as you or your twin "Ah'll see ya la'e' Suns"
"Don't call me Suns and yeh laters" thank primus right off we goes!
I'm so gonna get lost um... left or right left or right... I'm gonna go this way! That's a cool building and very nice gates to not gonna lie...
Hey there's no traffic here unlike everywhere else... and now there's guns trained on me... this can't end up well...
Back with Soph
Posing is bbbbboooooorrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnggggggg well Jolt seems to be a ninja at this stuff
:: SOPH! ::
Woah! :: Wha? Give meh a spark attack ::
:: Ah nee' ya help ::
:: Dare ah ask wha' 'ave ya go' ya aft in ta ::
:: Ah've go' a lo' of humans pointin' guns a' meh ::
:: Oh Primus! Where ya ta ah come ge' ya ::
:: Um... somewhere called Buckingham Palace... ::
:: Oh slag! ::
That dumbaft! Driving into the queens palace, humans are weird about their Primes... well so our we but hey what ya gonna do about it?
Shoot me?
Cause like Jazz I have an annoying habit of coming back from the all spark even Optimus says I'm worse than him and I think that's an insult but at least my deaths are worthwhile and help save the planet.
Not like some of us who die for one single human. I mean come on a human that you've only known for a few years and that can't understand a few simple instructions? Sam is cool sometimes... I can't think of any reasons why right now but I will but how hard is it to understand "Run" and "Hide"? Even me and the Chevy twins can do that and that's a big feat for us.
I think I just insulted myself again... damn I'm good at that today!
Wait why am I proud of that?
Oh Primus
"Jazz wha' da frag did ya do?" he's a dumbaft why would ya transform here by where the queen is?!
"There's guns pointed a' meh wha'd ya thin' ah was gunna do?"
"How 'bou' no' transform? Or use ya holoform ta explain wha' we are?" how are we related? Yes my turn to say it yes Jazz I know ya said it earlier on!
"How do ya know ah said tha' earlier?"
"Stick ta da task a' han' 'nd ahm ya twin ah know these thin's..." Great now to talk to the fleshies "Ah apologise fo' mah bros stupidity 'nd lack of sense of direction" Don't even think of turning that death glare on me.
"What even are you?"
Urgh fleshies so inquisitive... don't tell Prime I called them that he gets really fragged off for some reason...
"We are autonimus robotic organisms from da plane' Cybertron"
"Bu' ya can call us Autobots fo' shor'"
"No! Ya in trouble ya no' allowed ta talk! Like dumbaf' 'ere said ya can call us Autobots. We're normally in America bu' 'cause of da security issue we've been asked to help ou' 'ere madam" please except that please bUy it. I wanna go back and see the guys... okay I wanna go see Sides what ya gonna do?
(A/U: I might be English but I really cannot for my life write or talk the really really posh accent that the queen has or that the proper English should have, I've got a Somerset or Bristolian accent... basically very much like Jazz's but without the American accent... anyway back to the story)
"Oh yes one has heard of your kind and has been fascinated by you. One did ask if ones self was allowed to come and meet you but one was not given clearance to do so. Might one add that the pair of you should be a comedy act as one finds you completely hilarious"
Wow she's posh, she must never talk to peeps like us... well she's never spoken to us before... you get what I mean!
"Awesome see sis ah said we were funny! We coul' do tha' radio show Blaster was on 'bou' or..." I hate it when she does that, covering mouths with claws hurts yet she does it to me! Insult much!
"Wha' did ah say 'bou' talkin'? Thank ya madam ya coul' accompany use back ta da check poin' where we are all stayin'. Da whole team isn' 'ere bu' there is 17 of us 'ere includin' are leader, second in command 'nd us! We're da thirds in commands seein' as we're twins they kep' us tagethe'... by da way ahm Soph 'nd this is Jazz" she actually listened to me? That's a first!
"I would be honoured to accompany the pair of you back to your base if it is no trouble"
"Nah ets no trouble..."
"Da pleasure is all ours. Jazz"
"Yeh?"
"Ahm in fron'."
"Why? Ah only go' los' once?"
"Ah don' trus' ya no' ta do anythin' stupid"
"Ya so mean sometimes"
"Ah know bu' fo' once ahm bein' responsible!"
"Tha' makes a change"
"Ya know ah can hear ya"
"Yeh so?"
"Ya a dumbaf' sometimes now le's move Transform 'nd Roll ou'"
"Yeh we roll!"
"Now you've said tha' try no' ta die again!"
"I love ya bluntness sometimes... Primes gonna kill meh ain' he"
"Ah wouldn' be worried 'bou' Prime"
"Who woul' ya be worried 'bou'?"
"Ya sparkmate are one 'nd only Prowler!"
"Ahm so fragged!"
Jazz: You finally updated
Me: Leave me alone I cant help
Sunny: Well you could
Me: Shut up you
Sides: Haha stay a way from...
Jazz: Okay I wanna know what you no?
Me: You cant know cause your go ahh that's cute!
Soph: To save our author from embarrassment from the nation RandR peeps *stares as the three mechs starts laughing and author runs at them* Yehh... Im gunna go... if anyone asks I weren't here!