FACADE STAGEPLAY Tue Feb 19 21 00 39 2013
TRIP Where are the new wine glasses?
GRACE What for?
TRIP That should be obvious!
GRACE Oh God, Trip, don't turn this into a big production, please!
TRIP Jesus Grace, come on, I'm not asking a lot here! - (interrupted)
(Tom knocks on the front door.)
(Tom knocks on the front door.)
TOM TITS
TRIP Uhp, he's here!
GRACE What?! You said he's coming an hour from now!
TRIP No, he's supposed to be here now!
GRACE Trip...!
(TOM knocks on the front door.)
(TOM knocks on the front door.)
(Trip opens the front door.)
TRIP Tom!
TOM you got huge boobs
TRIP Hi! It's so great to see you! - (interrupted)
TRIP Ha ha, dude, that is a weird way to say hello...!
TRIP Well come on in...
TOM can I squeeze them?
TRIP Uh, it'll be just a sec while I go get Grace...
TRIP (unintelligable arguing)
TRIP (unintelligable arguing)
TOM LET ME KISS YOU
GRACE No, no, here we are!
GRACE Tom,
GRACE Hi! How are you? I'm so happy to see you after so long!
TRIP Yeah, yeah, how are you doing? - (interrupted)
GRACE Uh, I just asked him that...
TOM WHERE YOUR BABIES?
GRACE Uh...
GRACE Well, come in, make yourself at home...
GRACE Tom, seeing you again makes me remember the wonderful times we all used to have. - (interrupted)
(Trip closes the front door.)
TOM I HUNGRY FOR BABY FLESH
TRIP Oh, yeah, I'm gonna fix us some drinks in a sec!
TRIP Oh and I've got these fancy new cocktail shakers I'm itching to try out.
TRIP Hey, I just realized something. - (interrupted)
TOM BABIES
TRIP Uh - well, tonight is special!
TRIP Tom, remember, it was almost exactly ten years ago, tonight, that you introduced us. - (interrupted)
TOM FUCK JUICE
TRIP Wait...
TRIP You think we should...
TRIP have more sex...
TOM yes
TRIP Ha ha, ha, oh, you're - you're quite the kidder tonight, ha ha ha...
TOM TOO MUCH TENSIOM
GRACE Ha ha, yeah...
TRIP Ha, never afraid to push our buttons, ha ha ha, heh... - (interrupted)
TRIP So, ten years ago... that's when - (interrupted)
TOM DO IT ON THE FLOOR NOW
TRIP Yeah,
TRIP if there's one thing Grace is really passionate about, it's her decorating...
GRACE What? God,
TOM SEX NOW
GRACE Tom, - (interrupted)
GRACE Hold on...
GRACE You think we should...
TOM DO IT NOW
GRACE have more sex...
TRIP Uh, ha... ha ha ha... uh... y - well, you, uh... you're really, uhh...
TOM ON THE FLOOR NOW!
(TOM kisses grace.)
GRACE What - (interrupted)
TRIP (nervous coughing)
GRACE (nervous coughing)
TRIP whoa, that was, uh...
GRACE (nervous coughing)
TRIP wow, that was, um...
TOM LET"S DO THIS
GRACE ha ha ha ha ha, heh...
TRIP ha ha, heh...
TRIP ha ha ha!
GRACE ha ha ha ha!
TOM IN THE ASS
TRIP Ha ha ha, heh, Tom,
(TOM hugs trip.)
GRACE heh heh heh...
TRIP you maniac! heh heh... you sex maniac! Ha ha, never - (interrupted)
(TOM kisses trip.)
TOM SEX NOW
(TOM kisses trip.)
TRIP Okay, Tom, you know what? I think you should leave.
(Trip opens the front door.)
TOM NO NO NO NO MELOM
TRIP We'll be fine - you just have to go.
(Trip closes the front door.)
TOM N