chapter 4 (the one where he kills naruto)
so theyre back in 1993 when mario was president (its fan fiction my words my rules) and president mario says "oh hey joe check it out im jackin off" and joe said GROSS THAT IS GAY! and said "stop doing it" because nobody wants to watch mario jack off so mario cummed all over his stomach and it got in his gross stomach hair that he has. (i never promised this wouldnt be a sex story so shut your kisser DANIEL) so after mario was finished off they went on a tour to a pig farm it was really cool it was the pig farm out in that dirt road area in the country or whatever. i cant remember what tehy were gonna do at the pig farm
after they did the pig farm they ok i remember now
at the pig farm they saw some pigs (duh) and joe being an EPIC FAIL! EPIC FAILURE! HES A FAIL! EPIC LOSE! (some epic memes for you because im so random XDXDXDXD) he killed a pig to eats its beef or pork or whatever who gievs a ship.
they went home and played dirge of cerberus and talked about how vincent is an EMO BITCH I HATE HIM HIES EMO LIKE CLOUD AND HE NEEDS TO STOP WINING LIKE AN EMO BITCH
authors note: i hope you liked the story. im upset im not happy