Edward Cullen started up the car, and drove.
"Who wants me to paint their face after school?" Rosalie asked.
"ME!" Emmett screamed.
"Yay! What as?" Rosalie yelled back.
"A bunny!"
"Me too!" Jasper also screamed. "Paint me as a cowboy hat!"
"Oh good grief." Alice sighed, her head in her hands.
"ARE WE THERE YET?!" Carlisle screamed.
"Carlisle, why are you here?" Bella asked. "You don't go to school!"
"I don't know!" He sobbed, head in hands.
They kicked him out of the car, and carried on driving.
"Are we there yet?" Emmett asked.
Everyone yelled abuse at him.
Presently, but not presently enough for Bella, since being stuck in a confined space with this Freaky Beaky's was more then she could handle, Edward pulled into Forks High School.
Everyone got out of the car. Emmett was still in his bunny costume, Rosalie still painted as a duck and still wearing the beak. Jasper was wearing a glittery pink winged cowboy hat. Edward, to Bella's horror, had taken Miss McTits to school! Alice was the only one who looked normal…
"Salve Bella!" Alice screamed at her.
"What?" Bella asked.
"Im 'Latine!"
Bella gave her a look that said 'you're mental, Alice Cullen'.
"Nolite mihi dare prospicientium Bella!"
"Hmm…" Bella mumbled to herself. "Vos es Latine… loquentem!" She yelled triumphantly.
"Oh, honestly, Bella, what are you talking about?" Alice said, looking at her in a disgusted and superior fashion as she sauntered past. Bella Swan was left by herself in the parking lot. She caught Edward up.
"OH MY FREAKING GOD BELLA SWAN YOU SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME!" He screamed at the top of his voice, after Bella only offered him a friendly greeting of 'hello'.
"Okay… Well… What lesson do you have next?" She asked.
"I don't know!" He yelled.
"I have face painting classes." Rosalie commented, even though no one has asked her.
"Face painting classes?" Bella exclaimed.
"Yes…" Rosalie looked at Bella in the same way Alice had.
"I have Cowboy Hat Collectors lesson." Jasper told her.
"I don't go to lessons." Emmett said.
"What?" Bella asked.
"I just jump around outside until home time."
"Oh… Really?" Bella asked uncertainly.
"Sometimes I eat lettuce and carrots too." He added.
"Habeo inflationes exitibus!" Alice screamed.
"Is that true, Alice?"
"Etiam."
"I LOVE CAKE!" Jasper screamed.
"Inde classem Latinam habeo, ut me exercerem latine." Alice said. "Amo crustulam!" She added, imitating Jasper, except in Latin.
"Sometimes I get face paint in my eye." Rosalie said randomly. "Once I tried to make my eyes red again, with face paint, but it just really stung. Like, a lot."
"You… Just put red paint in your eye…?" Bella asked.
"YES! WHY!? GOT A PROBLEM SON OF A BITCH?" Rose screamed, sobbing and running off. Emmett bounced after her. Bella sighed.