Firestar called Birchfall into his den, claiming that he was "the only sane one". "Okay Birchfall, the rest of Thunderclan isn't sane and I know how to cure it." Birchfall just stared at Firestar. Then he blinked. "WHAT MUST I DO SERNGANT?" he screamed. "Okay here's the plan." and Firestar leaned forward and whispered the plan into Birchfall's ear.
Daisy, Cloudtail, Brambleclaw, Sorreltail, Spiderleg, and Hollyleaf were all at the fresh-kill pile. They were all eating too, when suddenly they all went crazy...except for Hollyleaf, but at the moment no one noticed. They were all running in circles (except Hollyleaf) and Cloudtail was singing "IM FALLING FROM CLOUD NINE!" Seedpaw looked at him. "So that's how you got your name!" she exclaimed. Firestar jumped off Highledge and yelled "IT WORKED IT WORKED!" Sandstorm looked at Firestar. "What did you do?" she cried. "I MADE BIRCHFALL STUFF CATMINT IN THE FRESH-KILL PILE!" he yelled. She sighed. "Of course you did!" Firestar looked at Hollyleaf, who was totally sane even though she ate the fresh-kill with the catmint in it. "How are you sane?" he asked sanely. "Because," she said. "It is against the warrior code to act like this. I will not act against the warrior code ad be crazy." Firestar sighed. "FORGET THE WARRIO CODE!" he screamed. "I NOW DECLARE MYSELF MATES WITH LILYPAW!" Lilypaw's eyes widened. "WHAT?!" she screamed. Sandstorm growled. "Excuse me?" "YEAH YOU HEARD ME GIRLFRIEND! WE OVA WITH!" screamed Firestar. Sandstorm growled. "Oh, that's what you think."
In Shadowclan, Blackstar had called a meeting. "Okay so apparently we are too ugly. I mean, cats are screaming because we are that hideous!" Shadowclan burst into tears, not because they were crazy, but because there feelings were hurt. "Wait!" yelled Rowanclaw. "Yes?" asked Shadowclan all at the same time. "If we are that ugly, and make people scream, they must be scared and then that means we're still scary!" "HOORAY!" chorused Shadowclan.
In Starclan, ever cat there sighed. "They didn't even have catmint!" said a random Starclan cat. "WHAT HAS MY CLAN BECOME?!" cried Shadow, who was histerically crying. "Well actually, Shadowclan could use a make over." said Wind. Shadow stopped crying. "Good idea!"
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