Big thanks as always for the reviews.

Thank you again to HPandWforever for again sorting out my mistakes and for taking time to do it. Happy Birthday.

Sara xxx


Kurt loved being home, he'd had a lovely family dinner the previous evening with everyone. Carole and Finn loved Hunter and treated him like they'd always known him. Hunter adored Carole just as Kurt had done when he had met her. Finn and Hunter bonded over sports and computer games. After a couple of hours Kurt started to wonder whether it had been a good idea to let them meet when they started exchanging their favorite and embarrassing Kurt stories.

Kurt woke early and shuffled down to the kitchen following the scent of fresh coffee, "Hope there's enough for a big cup for me."

Burt stood up and walked over and poured a cup and placed it in front of Kurt, who had sat at the table, "Nice to see some things never change. You know we only use that coffee machine because of your addiction to the stuff, Carole's got me drinking herbal teas and Finn's got enough energy without adding caffeine to the mix."

Kurt inhaled the smell wafting from his cup, "I miss being here."

"We miss you too Bud, but I sleep a lot easier knowing you're safe at Dalton. And don't tell your Grandmother I said that, she'd never let me forget it."

"Grandma loves being right." Kurt laughed.

"Yeah, her Grandson takes after her in that respect."

Kurt's mouth dropped open in mock horror, "Dad, Hunter's nothing like Grandma." Both the Hummels start laughing.

"What's so funny?" Hunter walked over to the coffee pot and poured himself a cup and joined Kurt and Burt at the table.

"The fact that you two take after your Grandma and both seem addicted to coffee." Burt laughed at the image of both Kurt and Hunter sitting in an almost identical positions sniffing their coffee, "How anyone who has to sit in the same room as you two can't tell you're related I don't know. Has no-one guessed yet?"

"I think only one person figured it out and Kurt decided to trust a couple of my closest friends when he started. And we then decided if anyone asked we wouldn't deny it, Uncle Burt."

"Good so what have you two got planned for the day?"

"I'm going shopping with Cedes, Tina, Brit and Rachel. Hunter, I think, was going to kill zombies and spend time working on his new bromance with Finn and later we've got a party a Tana's."

"Santana not shopping with you?"

"Cedes said she's getting the house ready for the party 'Don't want you low life's breaking my shit.'I think that's what Cedes said she said, but we had a little falling out a while back and I think she's avoiding me, if I'm honest."

"No offence Bud but you and that girl fall out so many times it 's hard to keep track. What she do this time or does she still think you're gonna turn straight and run of with Brit?"

Kurt started to blush and Hunter laughed, "She tried to find out what guy he liked at school and forced him to admit it, only for the guy, who Kurt thought hated him, to over-hear, embarrassing him in the process."

"Hunter!" Kurt squeaked.

Hunter looked amused, "What, it's true. Don't you think you should tell Uncle Burt about Sebastian." Hunter plastered a smug look on his face as he got up and left the room, waving as he went.

Kurt turned to Burt and cracked a nervous smile and Burt raised both eyebrows and waited, "It's not what you think Daddy..."


After the most embarrassing conversation of his life so far with his equally embarrassed father, Kurt got ready and met the girls at the mall and Hunter spent his day with Finn and Puck, who showed up just in time to try to help Burt explain safe sex to Kurt.

Hunter, Finn and Puck stood waiting in the living room for Kurt to finish getting ready, "KURT, KUUURRTT, MOVE YOUR ASS OR WE'LL LEAVE WITHOUT YOU."

Kurt stood in the door way, "Stop shouting Noah, and if you even try to leave without me I'll tell your Mom about all the pork you eat when you're over here."

"Bitch." Puck walked past Kurt heading out to the car.

Kurt followed close behind Puck, "You know you love me really, Noah."

"So Princess, you gonna drink tonight or you gonna be a pussy like Finn and drink soda all night?" Puck opened the car door for Kurt to climb into Finn's truck.

"Why Noah, are you trying to get me drunk and take advantage of me?" Kurt winked at Noah as he climbed in.

Hunter lent into Finn, " Is Puck gay?"

"Puck is what you could call flexible when it comes to dating and that ,so ... KURT WHAT IS IT YOU CALL PUCK?"

Kurt looked at Finn and Hunter as they got in the truck, "I'm guessing you've been asked if Noah's gay, so my answer is Pan, as in pansexual." Kurt turned and smiled at Puck, "Noah would love everyone if they'd let him."

"To right sweetheart. You know you want me, so stop fighting it." Hunter's mouth dropped open as Kurt and Puck burst out laughing.

Finn took pity on Hunter, "Don't worry they're joking. We all know that their like brothers."

"Sure Hudson, you keep believing that. Your bro ain't as innocent as you think." Puck winked at Hunter as Finn's mouth dropped open.


Sebastian, Blaine, Jeff and Nick arrived at the address Santana had texted the night before.

"You know it's not too late to go back to school Sebastian, Kurt need never know we were here." Blaine pleaded with his friend.

"What, we're invited. It's not my fault Kurt didn't know, that's it." Sebastian headed to the open front door, heading towards the music into the house.

Blaine looked at Nick and Jeff, shrugging his shoulders, "Come on, let's go watch the fireworks. For what it's worth, I'm betting on Kurt to win this one." The three jogged to catch up with Sebastian.


Kurt spotted Sebastian from the other side of the room, he ducked down behind the couch pulling Hunter with him, "What the hell Pippin, I almost spilt me beer over myself."

"Shut up Merry, Sebastian just turned up."

"Nooo, you're seeing things." Hunter looked over the back of the couch and ducked straight back down again. "Okay you're not seeing things. Blaine, Nick and Jeff are with him too. Did you ask him to come?"

Kurt gently slapped Hunter's arm, "Of course I didn't, do you really think I'd be sitting on the floor if I had?"

"So how'd he get the address?"

"Santana, he must have called her after I spoke to him yesterday. God I'm dumb," Kurt shook his head, "He said something about Satan trying to get me laid and asked if there was booze and hot boys. I thought he was messing about."

"Oh my god, he got jealous at the thought of you being at a party with other guys so he's crashing it. Ha"

Kurt started to get annoyed, " I'm glad you think this is funny, am I really so untrustworthy?"

"No, don't think like that now. It's not that he doesn't trust you, I'm sure he does. It's more like he's scared he's not good enough for you and you'll realize that. We may all think he's confident and that, but Lukey did a real number on him and he's feeling a little insecure."

"He's still not going to get away with this."


"Can you see him?" Sebastian scanned the room, looking for Kurt.

"How am I going to see him? Everyone's taller than me, all I see is people's backs." Blaine looked back to Sebastian, "Look, why don't we go get a drink and ask someone if they've seen him, it's not so loud in the kitchen." Blaine started pulling Sebastian out of the room and headed towards the kitchen.

As they entered the kitchen Sebastian spotted Santana, "Hey Satan, you seen Kurt or Hunter?"

Santana turned, "Well hello Hottie, I'm fine, thanks for asking, and did you bring the booze?"

"Yes Satan, Nick and Jeff brought it in when we got here." Sebastian looked at her, waiting.

"Oh yeah, that's right, you're looking for sweet-lips." Santana turned to Brittany, "Brit, how much has Humbelina had to drink so far?"

"He's had two cups of my magic brew."

Santana turned back to Sebastian, "Well, if my plan worked, he should be well on his way to wasted. And if my boys worked their magic Kurtie should be the meat in a Hummel sandwich, if you know what I mean." Santana winked at a horrified Sebastian and walked over to Brittany.

"Blaine we've got to find him, I knew that crazy woman was up-to something." Sebastian grabbed hold of Blaine's shirt, "You check down here and I'll check upstairs. If you find him text me."

As soon as Blaine and Sebastian left the kitchen Santana opened the pantry door that Brittany had been blocking, "Okay Lady coast's clear. Hottie is running around looking for you, are we all square now?"

"For now." Kurt walked out of the kitchen and headed to the living room.

Kurt ran straight into Blaine as he entered the room," Hello Blaine, fancy seeing you here."

"Kurt, I tried to stop him I swear. He just missed you and when Santana invited him..."

"Blaine, please don't insult my intelligence. Tana already told me he called her for an invite and you couldn't stop him even if you tried, I do know what he's like."

"I'm sorry Kurt, he just..."

Kurt cut Blaine off, " I know, I was a little angry at first but as Hunter reminded me Luke shattered his confidence when it comes to this couple stuff, I'm going to cut him a little slack this time. Now you better send a text to say you found me."


Kurt walked over to Hunter and Puck, "Did you tell Noah what's happening?"

"Yeah he did Princess, let's go get our grind on." Puck grabbed Kurt's hand and pulled him in close and started to dance.

Sebastian found Blaine in the hallway just outside the living room door, "Where is he?"

"HHmm..."

"Is he in here?" Sebastian pointed towards the living room and Blaine nodded in response.

Sebastian walked into the room and his eyes went straight to where Kurt was dancing with some muscular guy with a Mohawk. Sebastian stood there watching as the guy wrapped an arm around Kurt's waist and pulled him tight to his front. He was holding a beer in his other hand and pouring the contents into Kurt's mouth.

Hunter moved to Sebastian's side, "Hey Bas, when did you get here?"

"Not long. Who's the guy with his hands all over Kurt?" Sebastian didn't take his eyes off Kurt as he spoke.

"Oh that's Noah, old friend, I think he's in New Directions and according to Kurt he loves everyone." Hunter tried hard to hold in his laughter as he watched Sebastian trying to keep his composure as he watched Kurt, "You okay? You're looking a little pale there. You're not worried about Kurt and Noah are you? Kurt said you trusted him."

Sebastian seemed to snap himself back together, "Of course I trust him, dumbass. He only dancing with the guy, I can see that."

"Sure, I believe you." Hunter bit his bottom lip.

"Yeah you should. Why would Kurt look elsewhere when he's got me?" Sebastian started to look worried, "I'm going to get a drink." And with that Sebastian left the room.

Sebastian stood out on the back porch sipping his drink, trying to rationalizing with himself about what he was feeling. He trusted Kurt, but seeing that guy with his hands on him just got to him. He wanted to march across that room, pull Kurt away and tell that guy Kurt was his. But he knew Kurt would go Diva on him if he did.

"Hello handsome, why you out here all by your lonesome?"

Sebastian turned around to face a tipsy Kurt, "I didn't want my boyfriend to castrate me for stalking him."

"I don't think he'd go that far. 'Cause what would be the point of having a boyfriend if his junk was missing? Though he would still have the right to be very pissed off with said boyfriend." Kurt took a step toward Sebastian.

Sebastian started to smile a little, "You have a very good point, but what if I told him that I came because I missed him and want to spend some time with him?"

Kurt took another small step forward, "If I was the boyfriend, I'd say don't lie and tell me the truth before I go back to my dance partner."

The smile dropped from Sebastian's face, "Okay, I'd tell him how scared I am of him realizing I'm not good enough and dumping me to find someone better."

Kurt melted, he forgot how angry he had been at Sebastian and closed the gap between them, "You are stupid. We've both got issues, but as long as we're honest about them we'll be just fine. And for the record, you are good enough for me. In fact, Noah wants to give you a medal for being able to handle me."

Sebastian put his arms around Kurt's waist, "From what I saw, that Noah guy was trying to handle you as well."

"Come on Bas, can you blame him? Have you seen my ass in these jeans, I'm finding it hard not to touch myself." Kurt licked his lips.

"How drunk are you and where is my blushing virgin?"

"Not so drunk that I don't know what I'm saying. And I don't doubt that in the morning I will be hiding under a rock when I remember what I just said."

"Or it could mean you're feeling comfortable around me or you can't resist me, either way it's a win for me."

"And there he is my gorgeous, arrogant boyfriend back from the land of insecurity."

"It's good to be back. I'm sorry for crashing your night with your friends, I'll grab the guys and leave."

"As much as that's a lovely gesture, there might be one or two issues if you try to get the others to leave."

"Don't tell me Nick finally managed to talk to a girl without getting a slap."

"That's right, and Jeff was all over my girl Cedes. I also think any reconciliation between Blaine and James is off."

Sebastian looked quizzical for a moment when something suddenly dawned on him, "No shit, Mohawk?"

"As I left, Blaine was standing by the wall inspecting Noah's famous guns." Kurt lifted his arms and flexed like he'd seen Puck do a thousand times, "Noah likes a nice round ass and seeing as mine was never an option he'd pretty much scoped out Blaine's when you all walked in."

"So when he was grinding up on you..."

"All for your benefit dear. Like I said, I was pissed and wanted to teach you a little lesson. Did it work?"

"Well I could have charged over and gone all caveman on you, and believe me I was very close to doing it. But I chose to remove myself and talk to you when you finished dancing. Is that the lesson I needed to learn?"

"The fact you trusted me even when your issues told you different, then yes, you did." Kurt placed his hand on the back of Sebastian's head and pulled him into a kiss.

Sebastian deepened the kiss, slowly moving his hands to cup Kurt's ass, "Now as much as I love a good bit of man on man porn, my neighbors don't. And I'm sure sweet-cheeks doesn't want to lose his v card on my porch, so I suggest you get a friggin room."

Sebastian looked up at Santana, "For someone who helped get us together you sure do a good job of cock-blocking, Satan" Sebastian looked back to Kurt, "Come on Princess, let's go show everyone how to dance."


This story will be done within the next couple of chapters and I'm starting to look for ideas for a new story, if you've got any let me know(I'm willing to try out other pairings for Kurt.)

As always let me know what you think.

Sara xxx