Firestar was in his den, playing Pokémon. Every minute he was screaming "WHY CAN'T I PASS THE TINY DUNGEON!" Firestar had set his character as Skitty, a female Pokémon, because he though she was very hot. Randomly Blackstar walked in yelling "LA DEE DA LA DEE DO!" Since "The Fart" had accured, Jayfeather had told all the other clans to give ALOT of catmint to the sick cats, and it did cure them, but left them horribly crazy. He grabbed Firestar's PSP and then said "Dude, this is the easiest dungeon." He then completed the whole game. "Nooooooo!" screamed Firestar.

Firestar woke up from his nap. "Oh it was all just a dream! Thank Starclan!" He grabbed his PSP, set Skitty as his character (because he still thought she was hot) and started playing. He couldn't pass Tiny Dungeon. "What the?" Blackstar walked in the den. "HOLY STARCLAN NO! OUT! OUT OUT OUT!" Blackstar looked at Firestar's PSP. "Dude that's the easiest level!" He grabbed his PSP. He completed the whole game. Firestar fell to his knees and screamed "WHY DO YOU CONFOUND ME SO?"

In the night, Ferncloud had given birth to 5000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000 kits (who I don't want to name). She quickly jumped and screamed "SHUT UP! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!" From his den, Firestar yelled "NU!" Ferncloud turned to her kits. "ATTACK HIM." she screeched. The kits, who's fur was bristling, their eyes were red, and the teeth bared, mewed adorably "GR!" but when they attacked Firestar they weren't so cute. They killed Firestar. The clans had a celebration ,which included marshmellows. Suddenly, Firestar dropped from the sky screaming "BOOYAH I'M BACK!" All the clans cried, the lake over-filled, and they all drowned.

Daisy closed the book she was reading and said to the kits "Wasn't that a beautiful story kits?" The kits stared horrified at Daisy. "Yes I know it was. Goodnight kits!" Daisy said and then turned off the lights.

A/N: Heeeey! Sorry it takes me a while to update, I'm so busy! Thanks to Leturtlewings for the idea! I used it...kinda. Also you now have the opportunity to enter cats! Just fill out this form!

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