Before I start the chapter, I want to say thank you to all the ideas and characters I have received. No, they will not be in this

chapter, but I will start using ideas and characters in the next chapter, and of course, throughout my fanfic. Thanks!

After Daisy told the kits the story about Ferncloud having those kits, it actually came true and Fernlcoud had those kits. Now Daisy sat in

the nursery with the kits, trying to get them to allow her to tell them another bed-time story. "No!" cried the kits who had the story, since they

were still petrified from the last one. "STOP ACTING LIKE KITS AND LISTEN TO MY STORY!" screamed Daisy. "Nooooooo!" cried the kits. Then

Firestar walked in the den and said "Would you like me to tell you a story?" "Yes!" cried the kits, who thought their leader had finally gone sane.

"Okay here's my story..."

"Back when I was a warrior, I had broncidus! While I was layin' in my bed it felt like someone was having a barbeque...a barbeque...barbeque. And

then I realized Oh Jesus it's a fire! I ran out of my den, I didn't put on my shoes or nothin' I just ran! I mean, ain't nobody got time for that! I

ran yellin' Jesus it's a fire! So then when Thunderclan went to Riverclan, since Bluestar was all crazy, I ran up to Leapordstar and yelled Jesus it's a

fire! She said ain't nobody got time for that! Thus, we stayed at Riverclan.

"And that kits, is what really happened during the fire." concluded Firestar. "But Ferncloud said that you saved Bramblekit...what happened to him?"

asked a kit. "Oh that old wind-bag? He slept through that whole thing!" replied Firestar. "But what Yellowfang? How did she die?" asked another kit.

"Oh she ran out of breath from screaming 'Jesus it's a fire!'. So she passed out and then burned to death." The kits' eyes got wide and their mouths

dropped open. "Did you like that story kits?" asked Firestar. The kits didn't reply. They were speechless. "Of course you did!"said Firestar and then he walked out.

A/N: The poor kits! They keep getting tortured *evilly grins* MUHAHAHA! Anyway did you like my parody of "Ain't nobody got time

for that"? I'd also like to say please read my profile and join my bullying thingy! REVIEW NOW!