Thunderclan was sitting around farting like everyone normally does, when four cats walked in. One was a light brown she-cat with golden and black
patches, and blue eyes. "WHAT'S YOUR NAME?" screamed Firestar. "Candyblossom!" said the cat. "WHY ARE YOU SO FAT?!" screamed Firestar.
"Um...because I'm expecting kits..." replied Candyblossom. "OH! SORRY!" screamed Firestar. "STOP SCREAMING!" screamed another one of the
cats, a bland white she-cat with bland silver eyes. "Who are you?" whispered Firestar. "I'm Plainkit!" said the cat. "Who's the crow?" asked
Sandstorm. "HE'S NOT JUST A CROW! HE'S MY ALBINO CROW SECRETARY, AND HIS NAME IS LORD CROWDEMORT! BOW DOWN TO HIM!"
screamed Plainkit. "ALL HAIL LOR CROWDEMORT!" screamed the cats as they bowed down to the albino crow. Firestar stopped bowing and looked
at the next cat, a white she cat with blue eyes like ice. "Now who are you?" asked Firestar. "Iceshadow." said the cat quietly. Iceshadow stared at
Firestar. Firestar stared at Iceshadow. Suddenly Firestar screamed "OW MY HEAD HURTS! HOLY STARCLAN OW!" He looked at Iceshadow. She
was still staring. "WITCH! YOUR A WITCH!" he screamed and he ran out of the camp. Brambleclaw looked at the next cat. She was an extremely
beautiful silver she-cat with gentle sky blue eyes. "Hello Mrs. Hotty." said Brambleclaw as a bunch of toms drooled around Wolfpaw. "My name's
Wolfpaw first of all, and second WHERE'S MY MAN?" said Wolfpaw. Then, Jayfeather walked into camp holding a bundle of herbs. Wolfpaw jumped
on him and started kissing him. Well that set Hollyleaf off. She started screaming "THAT'S AGAINST THE WARRIOR CODE!" over and over again.
Jayfeather squirmed out from under Wolfpaw, screaming "WHAT IN THE NAME OF STARCLAN IS GOING ON?!" He ran toward his den with Wolfpaw
chasing after him. Firestar next came back into camp. "Aw...young cat love." he said. Iceshadow turned and stared at him. "WITCH!" screamed
Firestar and ran back out of camp.
"OMS HOLLYLEAF IS HAVING KITS!" screamed Ferncloud from the nursery. "What der?" asked Jayfeather as he raced to the nursery. Hollyleaf was
still screaming "IT'S AGAINST THE WARRIOR CODE! IT'S THE WARRIOR CODE!" "Shut up!" screamed Jayfeather. She didn't. Then she gave birth.
The kit was a black she-kit with brown eyes. She had a white toe on her front left paw, and an orange ear with a black tip. The weirdest thing was
she had a green underbelly. "Uhh..." said Jayfeather. "Oh, I know what happened. With all the catmint Firestar gave me, and me not going insane
from it, it had to go somewhere. Well, there it is." said Hollyleaf. Jayfeather nodded, though he thought it was absolutely crazy, and said "So what
are you going to name her?" Firestar ran in then. "NU! YOU DONT NAME IT I DO SINCE YOU AREN'T SANE! I NAME IT CATKIT!" Then he ran out.
Hollyleaf shrugged. "Um, okay, though I thought I was pretty sane." she said. Jayfeather sighed nd walked out of the den muttering "What has this clan become?"
A/N: HI! Yeah I know it was really short, but this is only an introduction chapter. If I didn't get your cat in, let me know! I might have missed it. If you didn't already send a cat in you still can! Also, if I didn't make your cat act how you wanted it to, let me know! I can fix it. Okay put it this way. If I made any mistake let me know. The next chapter I will start using your ideas. YOU CAN STILL SEND IN CATS PEOPLE! KK! That's all! Please review!