Now, the moment you all have been waiting for! A dignified roll please... the finalized contestant listing! A helpful encyclopedic yet brief guide that will cover this crazy cast of kooky characters! It took a lot of prized submissions, research, and lots of indecisiveness but we did it!
Sonic the Hedgehog (Sonic the Hedgehog series)
The world's most famous and fastest hedgehog. What ya' see is indeed what ya' get, just a guy that loves adventure!
Peter Griffin (Family Guy)
An oafish family man who relies solely on good old-fashioned values... sometimes. Prepare to laugh and cry. Mostly the latter.
Kobeni Higashiyama (Chainsaw Man)
A walking bundle of nerves who somehow became a trusted Public Safety Devil Hunter.
Kim Pine (Scott Pilgrim)
The aloof, sarcastic drummer of an indie rock band and the lone voice of reason in an endless sea of northern madness.
Izumi Curtis (Fullmetal Alchemist)
The badass master alchemist, martial artist, housewife, and teacher to a wandering pair of orphaned brothers.
Leopold 'Butters' Stotch (South Park)
The unluckiest boy in the redneck mountain town of South Park. Constantly grounded, bullied, and taken advantage of, but constantly has a good heart.
Jolyne Cujoh (JoJo's Bizarre Adventure)
The sole female member of the cursed Joestar bloodline and the most determined woman alive.
Noodle (Gorillaz)
An ex-supersoldier project and official lead guitarist of a beloved English rock band.
Raphael (Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)
An alligator snapping turtle transmuted into a shinobi-themed, fearsome fighting machine with mystical powers to boot.
Charlie Dompler (Smiling Friends)
An entirely laidback, relaxed 'alpha male' critter and one-fifth of the beloved Smiling Friends business.
Chika Fujiwara (Kaguya-sama: Love Is War)
An airheaded rich girl and student council member who is all about board games and love.
Jedah Dohma (Darkstalkers)
A cold, cunning near-vampiric dark lord. He simply wishes to improve the demon world of Makai and help its citizens by entering the show... supposedly.
Oscar Proud (The Proud Family)
An overprotective father and proud family man who wishes to shed his loser, scaredy-cat attitude... that is when his smart mouth will eventually allow him to.
Beavis and Butt-Head (Mike Judge's Beavis and Butt-Head)
A two-in-one pair of high-school-aged weinerheads who unleash their snarky, immature comments upon music, the world, and just about everything in between.
Sadayo Kawakami (Persona 5)
A lowly homeroom teacher who moonlights as a maid. Money seems to be her only way out.
Anne Boonchuy (Amphibia)
A quirky, formerly troubled teen isekai'd into a world of sapient amphibians. A very proud family member to a band of frogs.
Big Jack Horner (Puss in Boots: The Last Wish)
A baked goods proprietor and crime lord from a crude fairy tale world, prides himself on being absolutely awful to everyone and everything.
Kevin E. Levin (Ben 10)
The lax, snarky teen con man and partner of intergalactic superhero Ben Tennyson with the ability to absorb matter.
Bojack Horseman (Bojack Horseman)
The living, animalistic embodiment of the jaded washed-up celebrity. Cynical, self-loathing, alcoholic piece of shit. And yes, he is the horse from Horsin' Around.
Charlie Magne (Hazbin Hotel)
The ironically kindhearted, singsongy princess of Hell who wishes to make her hellhole and the one on the show a better place.
Charlie Kelly (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia)
The sorely deficient, illiterate janitor and co-owner of an Irish bar housing five of the absolutely worst people alive.
Mitsuki (Kappa Mikey)
The sweet environmentalist and action star of the television series LilyMu, is very much overlooked both on and off-set.
Dan (Dan Vs.)
A shubbly, mismanaged temperamental man with serious levels of anger issues that don't match his height.
Mitsuri Kanroji (Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba)
A bubbly, emotional high-ranked swordswoman who represents the love and compassion of the Demon Slayer Corps.
Frank Murphy (F is For Family)
The archetypical crass, mid-life crisis, an anger-prone father who was as troubled as his home life. Now, bring money into the equation...
Yor Forger (SPY X FAMILY)
A slick woman who switches from deadly assassin to lovingly dorky mother simultaneously after she finds herself in a "marriage" with a spy and his psychic adoptive daughter.
Red (M&Ms)
The red-faced, jerkish spokescandy for one of the largest chocolate corporations in the world. May or may not have been associated with communists.
Toothiana (Rise of the Guardians)
A hummingbird-fairy hybrid who serves the world as the Guardian of Memory, guaranteed to put a smile on your face and then dissected how your teeth look!
Another big, complimentary thank you to all those who reviewed, private messaged, favorited, and followed, it meant a lot to my dear old heart. Special mention for G-Man 2.0, for developing a key plot point that will be unveiled during the next and eventual chapters... so please, stay tuned for the first proper chapter and stay fresh!