Chapter 4: Usui's Stalking Tips!
"Ne, Aratake, Wanna come with us to the cafe where Bikyu's working at?" I asked.
"Sure! Wait, how do you know that I call her Bikyu?"
"I didn't. I just felt more comfortable with that nick name!" I smiled at him. I waved at Ikkun and Kurotatsu to go now. So the four of us we headed to the maid cafe.
"Is it your first time in a maid cafe aratake?" Ikkun asked, trying to get closer to him. Maybe he didn't want to feel left out like the last time we reunited with them.
"Yeap. I never really thought about cute stuff like these you know?"
"So you think Maid cafes are cute?" Kurotatsu added.
"That's not what I meant! I just think it's not that manly. Anyway, I just want to si Bikyu-chan!" He suddenly shifted.
I just realized, she's not here yet even though she went ahead of us. Strange. Moments later, she entered the cafe in casual clothes. Oh. I see.. She went home to change. she learned her lesson.
"Speaking of lessons, Shiroyan.." Usui suddenly put his arm around me and led me outside of the cafe.
"What? Are you a mind reader or something?!" I was surprised. He wore glasses and pulled out a black board out of nowhere.
"I am Usui sensei! And I am know going to teach you: USUI'S STALKING TIPS!" He said.
Usui: Chibi mode
"Wh-what? What are you talking about? It's not like I have someone to stalk.''
"Nope. I can see that you interest in this Tabiki right? I feel that you are... MY STALKER APPRENTICE!" He stepped his left foot on a trash can pretending to be some proud character.
"Y-you're weird Usui.." I scratched my head.
"Baka usui! Don't drag him to your idiocy!" Misa-chan appeared suddenly. What is happening here?
"Shiroyan likes Tabi-chan! Shiroyan likes Tabi-chan! Shiroyan likes -" He continued hopping in circles singing those lines. Ugh. I better get going. I walked away from him trying to get back in the cafe. but suddenly, he appeared infront of me with his board and stick. As if he was a real teacher. I stopped.
1.) Usui's Stalking Tip number 1! Always pop out of nowhere!
"Ahh.. what a tiring day at work! Now I don't have to worry about being seen by my school mates." Tabiki was walking home alone until Shiroyan appeared behind her.
"What?! Where'd you come from?!" She immediately kicked his face.
"I came... from your heart..."
"BAKA! What are you talking about!? Go away you jerk! Don't you have something useful to do?! blah blah blah" She went on nagging at him.
"Hmm.. That wouldn't work eh?" Usui said.
2.) Usui's Stalking Tip number chwo! Follow her around!
It's a free day for Tabiki and she was strolling in the mall. She finally got her pay from the cafe. So she wanted to spend some of it as a reward for herself. As she was walking... she realized some guy kept on following her. she tried to get rid of him, of course.
Konoyarou... why is he following me? I can't enjoy my day off with him like that!?
She decided to go to a girl's salon even she didn't really have business there. She thought if she went to girly places, he wouldn't want to follow her.
"Hello miss! What would you like us to do with your hair?" The stylists asked.
She told them that she would be waiting for someone before she does something.. So she sat inside, reading a magazine. Shiroyan didn't care. In fact, he went in and sat beside her. he was lucky enough to not getting hit.
Since the salon didn't work, she tried going to a lingerie shop. that would do the trick. He would definitley stop outside. so she entered the shop, ignoring the women asking her for what she needs and just roamed around inside to see if her plan worked.
"Miss, is he your boyfriend?'' A saleswoman asked.
"What the? Boyfriend?" When she turned, she found Shiroyan still behind her. She was getting pissed.
She had one last place in mind. And she also felt like going. She was going to the comfort room. She picked a comfort room which had a lot of people in it so he would be shy in going in.
As she walked in the mall, she finally found a comfort room. With her luck, there were many girls in it.
There's no way this won't work!
So she went in line so she could use the toilet. Shiroyan couldn't follow because here were many people blocking the door. Minutes later, she was four people away from the door. Until she heard some girls squeak and went out.
What's all this commotion? Girls are just so... She saw Shiroyan go inside the comfort room. Shit. This guy's tough. Well, I'll just have to wait until I get my turn. I'm sure he wont go inside. He would be crazy if he did.
she finally get's her turn. She pulled her pants down and sat at the toilet. After she pulled back her pants and flushed the toilet, she realized that Shiroyan was at the other cubicle and was looking at her.
"HENTAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! BAKA! STALKER! I'LL KILL YOU! GET OU OF HEREEEEEEEE! KONOYAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!" She gave it her all in beating him up. And finally stopped him from following her due to his injuries.
"Hmph. I should've beat him up in the first place. Baka.."
"Hm... Violent, Unsociable and Cool at the same time... What kind of dere is she?!"
"Ne, Usui sensei. You're tips are useless. I'll just-"
3.) Usui's Stalking tip number threeeeeee! Tease her and annoy her! Do whatever it takes to piss her off!
Shiroyan was standing in an alley near Maid latte. He waited for Tabiki to head out and go home. When he heard her come out, he prepared himself. As she passed in front of Shiroyan...
"Ne." She turned.
"You're ugly."
"URUSAIIIIIIIIIIIII!" She beat him into a pulp again.
"Ugh. That's not what I meant! Though it annoyed her, you should've made it more, you know? Nevermind." Usui said.
4.) Usui's Stalking Tip number four! Whenever she's embarrassed, ignore that fact and tell her it's cute!
While in McDonald's with Aratake..
Tabiki was holding her burger with both of her hands and was about to bite,
"Shiroyan! Over here!" Gouki waved. He sat infront of bikyu and was staring at her mouth wide open.
"Don't open your mouth too long. Flies might-" She suddenly squished the ketchup container together with her burger. The ketchup spilled in her face and on her top and specially messing her hand. She bowed her head down of embarrassment. After 5 seconds, Shiroyan sipped on his cola with loud annoying sounds. After putting the cup down, He stared at bikyu for some time and said,
"The ketchup... Looks cute." He pointed.
"BAKAAAAAAAAAAAA!" He got himself kicked and punched with a fist full of ketchup, making it look like blood.
"Baka. Baka. Bakaaa. That's not what I meant! Take two!" He was hitting Shiroyan's head with the stick.
Tabiki was holding her burger with both of her hands and was about to bite,
"Shiroyan! Over here!" Gouki waved. He sat infront of bikyu and was staring at her mouth wide open.
"Don't open your mouth too long. Flies might-" She suddenly squished the ketchup container together with her burger. The ketchup spilled in her face and on her top and specially messing her hand. She bowed her head down of embarrassment. After 5 seconds, Shiroyan sipped on his cola with loud annoying sounds. After putting the cup down, He stared at bikyu for some time and said,
"You look cute when you're embarrassed." He smiled.
"BAKAAAAAAAAAAAA!" He got himself kicked and punched with a fist full of ketchup, making it look like blood.
"Oh. It still turned out that way eh? How unlucky you are.." Usui
"You should shut -"
5.) Usui's Last Stalking Tip! Number fiiiiiiiiiiiiive! kiss her in unexpected situations! This tip is special! It's the You-better-do-it-right-because-its-your-last-chanc e tip!
While in the maid cafe, Tabiki was serving tables. Shiroyan was staring at her. It was bothering Tabiki but she ignored it because she was on the job. After she served a few tables, Shiroyan suddenly stood up, making a loud sound with his hands put on the table. He slowly walked towards Bikyu, not taking his eyes of her and went close to her. He held her chin and went closer and closer. Then he kissed her cheek.
"B-baka.. BAKAYEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I'LL DEFINITELY KILL YOU!" But this time, Shiroyan managed to run away before she hit him.
That jerk... I'll kill him.. but why did he? Ugh.. I will beat him up like never before...
"Aw.. That didn't work well for you. Maybe you're not my stalker apprentice after all." Usui patted his head.
"Baka usui! You're saying that after I got beat up a bunch of times!? BAKA!"
"Well, she's more dangerous than I expected. More violent that my Misa-chan. You're unlucky." He laughed.
That Usui. But wait.. Maybe I just have to get more closer to her.. Usui just came a bit too early for those tips. But I'll be taking tips soon.. I just regret doing all those things without thinking. I never expected her strength to be that great. My body hurts all over. That Kyuuri. I'll definitely get her to fall for me..
just a little goofing around chapter. FYI Minna, the situations given actually happened in different days. I just didn't want to remind it and put it in the story over and over again. It would be weird. I'm not aiming for a long story by the way. I just want this to be short, but not too short. Please do review and share this fan fic!
It's my first Maid sama fanfic. :)