Hello guys welcome to another Ways You Know You're Obsessed with One Piece! None of you reviewed in the last chapter and that made me sad and a bit worried but I hope you can find the time to give me some suggestions in the reviews . Anyways this week should have some more content since I have more time and this testing thing I've been doing is over so let the uploads begin! And, as you might be able to tell, I'm using more spacing so that one (ONE PIECE! Erm…sorry, back to topic) it doesn't look so sloppy and two, it looks like I wrote more . Also, put more suggestions below and enjoy the story!

{1} Your ringtone is something OP related and if you don't know what OP stand for, you obviously have not been to any One Piece forums and you should be ashamed of yourself, not really… (Maybe I should be the one ashamed; I have way too much time on my hands)

{2} When you a snow-globe to your wrist and call it a log post (creativeness for the win!)

{3} When you underline the words "one piece" if you see them in a book even if it might not be yours… (I might or might not have gotten a fine from a librarian about to pull her hair out because of that, not going to tell)

{4} You realize you won't know what to do with yourself once One Piece ends (the world will probably end, and I'll cry my eyes out)

{5] When you know you'll be telling your child, "This is the story of Monkey D. Luffy…" as a bedtime story (and then I'll start crying because all the memories will come back to me, pshh, what makes you think I'm crying right now?)

{6} Whenever you laugh when your mom tells you you'll eventually grow out of One Piece (Never! I'll never grow out of One Piece!)

{7} When you think, "Screw Pinocchio, I got Ussop!" (Ussop is was more badass!)

{8} You buy an afro thinking that it'd increase your fighting abilities (I'm sorry, I couldn't bring myself to do that)

{9} When you know that you'll name one of your children after a One Piece character (do you think my kid would be bullied if his name was Luffy…)

{10} When you take a shell, press it against someone, and then say, "IMPACT, BITCH!" (the shells they use looked like colored turds)

{11} You find Enel's earlobes almost as disturbing as Franky's attire (they're like, 3 feet long!)

{12} When you have many playlists on Youtube or on your phone based on types of One Piece songs (I have them all organized, intro songs, OST's, etc.)

{13} When you swear you'll go and find whoever gave 4kids permission to fucking ruin One Piece and turn it into the pice of crap it is now (god, sorry you had to hear that harsh language, maybe I should change the rating…)

{14} When you start saying a few cheesy things that Luffy says like, "I have to protect my nakama!" when all you're actually doing is trying to get the other person out who got your friend out in dodge ball and then people look at you funny and oh my god that was a really long setnece and now at this point I'm just stalling to make it looooooooooooooooooooooooooonger (no comment)

{15} When you think Ace is hot (get it, he ate the Mera Mera no Mi, get it, hot and fire)

Anyways thanks for reading and remember to put some more suggestions!