Wassup guys! You know its actually getting kind of hard to find new greetings for you… Anyways I hope you've been having a wonderful Wednesday because I've been having a great Wednesday. I've decided to even upload today so I hope you enjoy the chapter and remember to write suggestions for a chance to chosen for the 15th and final reason for every chapter. Man, I feel like I'm advertising something now. Just, never mind, enjoy!
{1} You don't seem to remember your relatives or friends birthdays but somehow you know every characters in One Piece's birthday (I was like, "Mom, we need to go buy some cake for Luffy, it's his birthday today" and she replied like this, "Who's Luffy, your boyfriend?" I WISH MOM, SO STOP MAKING ME FEEL EVEN WORSE THAN I ALREADY DO!)
{2} When you do things with a DON (what does DON even mean?)
{3} When you wish you could sleep as soundly as Zoro could (he could get run over by a bus, and continue sleeping…wait, would he even be sleeping then?)
{4} When you use the word Den Den Mushi instead of phone ("Mom, hand me the Den Den Mushi!" XD)
{5} When you search up exactly what Mellorine means
{6} When you just searched it up because you wondered what it was too (did I get you?)
{7} When your alarm plays Brooks Wake Up Song aka. Black Hankerchief or something like that (gotta love Brook, makes me less grumpy in the morning)
{8} When you can't stop thinking about how much sexier Califa got to be after she revealed her identity as a CP9 member (goddamn girl, you gots a nice booty)
{9} When you expect frogs to make say "gero" instead of "ribbit" (did anyone else wonder how Cocoro got teeth so sharp?)
{10} When the only stuffed animal you'll keep by your bed is a Chopper plushie (w-what makes you think I have other stuffed animals, and that I would name one of them Marshmallow?)
{11} When you start pushing up your glasses with your palm (no I don't do this, it kind of pisses me off but I won't question Oda's godlike vision)
{12} When your friend swears she needs to bring you to a doctor because they think you have a serious addiction to One Piece (which is actually true so if I do grow up to be a One Piece-aholic, please don't lay a finger on Oda or I'll return as a skeleton like Brook and bitch-slap the crap out of you)
{13} When you can't look at moss the same way… (its fun to make fun of Zoro)
{14} When you seriously think Doflamingo's on drugs (doesn't he look high all the time? He seems like he would be a rapist…)
{15} Suggestions time! This one is from Ice Fairy and yay, you love Fairy Tail too (don't kill me! I love One Piece and Fairy Tail equally I say equally) and I love the second one she wrote: when I'm helping my mother preparing the dinner I start cutting fruit and vegetables the fastest I can pretending to be Sanji and yelling at my little brother " Luffy get out of the kitchen" and ending up with cutting up my fingers. (XD, I love it!)
Thanks for reading once more and I'll have to end off another chapter here so stay tuned and write more suggestions down below!