Human Pack Bonus Character

Tohru Adachi


Intro Motions

TV Land: An old tv sits on a stand with static on the screen before a hand reaches out, pulling Adachi through the screen. The opponent enters the arena before it goes over their shoulder. Adachi is now standing up and speaks before it returns to the foe. They speak before it goes back to the cop. He shuts off the tv as he speaks before the fight starts.

Police Procedure: Adachi walks forward writing on an open notebook, barely looking at the opponent. The opponent enters the arena before it goes over their shoulder. Adachi looks up from his pad and speak, flipping it shut. The camera returns to the foe who speaks before it goes back to the cop. Adachi breaks his pencil in annoyance as he speaks.

Rainy Day: Rain falls down as Adachi waits in the pour, wearing a yellow coat. He looks up to see the opponent enter the arena before the camera goes over their shoulder. The rain dies as he reaches into his pocket while he speaks. It goes back to the foe who retorts before it returns to the cop. He pulls out his gun and points it forward as he speaks.

Tarot: Adachi walks forward holding up his hand, the Jester Arcana card floating in his hand. The opponent enters the arena before the camera goes over their shoulder. Adachi comes to a stop and speaks before it goes back to the foe. They speak before it returns to Tohru. He speaks as the card vanished in a red fire and the fight starts.


Intro

Tohru Adachi

1st

Adachi A: The hell is this?

Adachi B: I don't play games…

Adachi A: I'll kill you.

2nd

Adachi A: Now I'm fighting myself?

Adachi B: Are you my Shadow?

Adachi A: I'm your replacement.

3rd

Adach B: You have a Persona too…

Adachi A: The real Magatsu, faker.

Adachi B: That's MY card!

4th

Adach B: You're here to arrest me?

Adachi A: You know these things run.

Adachi B: When did I get that shitty?

Alucard

1st

Adachi: A vampire, huh?

Alucard: You don't seem surprised.

Adachi: That has nothing on Shadows.

2nd

Adachi: The son of Dracula…

Alucard: How do you know that?

Adachi: The clues were obvious.

3rd

Alucard: The worst kind of human.

Adachi: Why, thank you.

Alucard: It wasn't a complement.

4th

Alucard: You caused a lot of pain.

Adachi: Those girls deserved it.

Alucard: It's not up to you to judge them.

Ash Williams

1st

Adachi: Ash Williams, alleged murderer.

Ash: That's a load and you know it!

Adachi: Let's make the charges stick.

2nd

Adachi: Necronomicon... where did I heard it?

Ash: No...

Adachi: Ah! The Dunwitch Horror.

3rd

Ash: I didn't think that you'd have the guts to confront me.

Adachi: Come now, I can't let you go on freely.

Ash: From you? I don't think so.

4th

Ash: Dude, you are creepy.

Adachi: I'll kill you for that!

Ash: See what I mean?

Ayane

1st

Adachi: This had better be worth it.

Ayane: I don't play games.

Adachi: Entertain me, woman.

2nd

Adachi: Raidou wasn't kidding, you're a real peace of art.

Ayane: What does it mean?

Adachi: He said that I can keep you when I beat you.

3rd

Ayane: You're a sick murderer.

Adachi: I'm just bored.

Ayane: This should kill that problem.

4th

Ayane: You are a monster.

Adachi: Like I haven't heard that one before.

Ayane: Monsters must be slain.

Baraka

1st

Adachi: What big teeth you have…

Baraka: The better to slay you with.

Adachi: You're gonna be fun to play with.

2nd

Adachi: Do you use those blades to reach?

Baraka: I'll use them to cut you to pieces.

Adachi: That's if you could catch me.

3rd

Baraka: I do not fear your power.

Adachi: Then you're as dumb as those kids.

Baraka: They were not Tarkatan.

4th

Baraka: I will spill your blood!

Adachi: *sigh* What a cliché man...

Baraka: What does it mean, human?

Bayonetta

1st

Adachi: You're… beautiful.

Bayonetta: You can look, but you can't touch.

Adachi: I'll do more than touch!

2nd

Adachi: I think that I should arrest you.

Bayonetta: For what reason?

Adachi: Because you're distracting me.

3rd

Bayonetta: Nasty little demon you have, there.

Adachi: You mean my Persona?

Bayonetta: Is that what you call it?

4th

Bayonetta: Sad little man.

Adachi: Now, that's just hurtful.

Bayonetta: You'll be more than hurt after I'm done with you.

Cassie Cage

1st

Adachi: Another damn brat!

Cassie: This brat is about to kick your ass.

Adachi: I'll kill you like I did the others.

2nd

Adachi: I wonder what your Shadow will look like.

Cassie: The hell are you talking about?

Adachi: Just a way to kill some boredom.

3rd

Cassie: I can't believe you were an officer.

Adachi: The perfect cover.

Cassie: You disgrace the badge.

4th

Cassie: What do you want?

Adachi: A good friend asked me to teach you a lesson.

Cassie: A green haired snake?

Cetrion

1st

Adachi: Do you know Izanami?

Cetrion: The one who controls you?

Adachi: NO ONE controls me.

2nd

Adachi: The world is about to change!

Cetrion: You do not have the power to do it.

Adachi: You don't know what I can do.

3rd

Cetrion: Are you evil by nature or nurture?

Adachi: More boredom, actually.

Cetrion: Face judgment, mortal.

4th

Cetrion: You would face the power of an Elder God?

Adachi: All I hear is buzzing.

Cetrion: You shall suffer for this lack of respect.

Ciri

1st

Adachi: I wonder what your Shadow will be.

Ciri: I don't like the sound of that.

Adachi: Let's have some fun!

2nd

Adachi: Care to play a little game?

Ciri: No.

Adachi: I'll take that as a yes.

3rd

Ciri: I would never trust you with any street.

Adachi: You'd rather put a boring dickhead there?

Ciri: What?

4th

Ciri: You make a Djinn fight for you?

Adachi: This is my other self.

Ciri: Like that makes any sense.

D'Vorah

1st

Adachi: I hate bugs…

D'Vorah: The feeling is mutual, human.

Adachi: I'll pluck your wings like when I was a kid.

2nd

Adachi: You bugs are like a plague.

D'Vorah: A plague that will kill you, Earthrealmer.

Adachi: A plague that I will get rid of.

3rd

D'Vorah: Show this one this other world.

Adachi: You may not like what you see.

D'Vorah: The hive will spread.

4th

D'Vorah: What is this creature that you summon?

Adachi: A Persona.

D'Vorah: The hive will take it after feasting on you.

EMIYA Archer

1st

Adachi: Aren't we on the same side?

Archer: You kill for your own amusement.

Adachi: Yeah, you're not wrong.

2nd

Archer: Your evil ends today.

Adachi: You can't beat me.

Archer: I have too.

3rd

Archer: Your life ends now.

Adachi: Here to seek some precious justice?

Archer: No, this'll be target practice.

Erron Black

1st

Adachi: Who hired you?

Erron: Take a guess, punk.

Adachi: Eh, I'll beat it out of you.

2nd

Adachi: You're not allowed to carry weapons.

Erron: And what're you gonna do?

Adachi: Play with you.

3rd

Erron: Skinny little fella, aren't you?

Adachi: I'll eat after I kill you.

Erron: So never, huh?

4th

Erron: Heard a lot of people are after your head.

Adachi: What the hell is it to you?

Erron: 'Cause I got paid to kill ya, that's what.

Erza Scarlet

1st

Adachi: I wonder what your Shadow will look like…

Erza: I have nothing to fear.

Adachi: Everyone has something to hide.

2nd

Adachi: Are you trying to cosplay or what?

Erza: My armor is not for show.

Adachi: I don't have time to play with brats.

3rd

Erza: How many lives have you snuffed out?

Adachi: Hard to say, really.

Erza: You shall pay for your crimes.

4th

Erza: You have the ability to do good around you.

Adachi: And lie about the true world outside?

Erza: Giving hope isn't lying.

Esdeath

1st

Adachi: You want that brat saved?

Esdeath: Return Tatsumi to me.

Adachi: Beat me and I'll show you where he is.

2nd

Adachi: You've got a fancy title.

Esdeath: Sweet talk won't spare you.

Adachi: But that doesn't mean much here.

3rd

Esdeath: You remind me of Honest.

Adachi: Who's he? Your boyfriend.

Esdeath: That is a disturbing joke.

4th

Esdeath: Are you strong?

Adachi: I'm just bored.

Esdeath: That doesn't answer my question.

Frost

1st

Adachi: I don't like the cold.

Frost: That's not my problem.

Adachi: It's about to be.

2nd

Adachi: Do you still bleed?

Frost: You'll never find out.

Adachi: This'll be boring if you don't.

3rd

Frost: I'll take that Persona of yours.

Adachi: Over my cold, dead body.

Frost: That can be arranged.

4th

Frost: I will turn you into the perfect weapon.

Adachi: No thanks, I like the imperfect me I'm now.

Frost: I never gave you the choice.

Fujin

1st

Adachi: Do you know Izanami?

Fujin: Not yours, thankfully.

Adachi: Guess you'll be seeing her soon enough.

2nd

Adachi: You sure that you want to stand in the way of a police officer?

Fujin: We both know what you really are.

Adachi: C'mon, be a little fun.

3rd

Fujin: Your heart is blackened.

Adachi: And stained red with blood.

Fujin: There is little hope for you.

4th

Fujin: You are plague on this world.

Adachi: What do you plan to do about it?

Fujin: I plan to remove it.

Fury

1st

Adachi: You could make an interesting Shadow.

Fury: I've already faced my demons.

Adachi: But how about yourself?

2nd

Adachi: What can you do?

Fury: I'll show you the Horsemen's power.

Adachi: Try it. See if I care.

3rd

Fury: I've never seen a Watcher fight before.

Adachi: This is my Persona.

Fury: Call it what you want, it won't save you.

4th

Fury: Time for your judgment.

Adachi: I'm so scared...

Fury: Don't mock me!

Geralt of Rivia

1st

Adachi: You're as persistent as those kids.

Geralt: I don't stop until the job is done.

Adachi: Or until someone kills you.

2nd

Adachi: Ever thought that you'd better be a Shadow?

Geralt: I hunt them.

Adachi: Have you ever seen one

3rd

Geralt: You act like you're some sort of god.

Adachi: I'm trying my best to fight boredom, Ya know?

Geralt: You were bored?

4th

Geralt: You're more monster than man.

Adachi: Now that's just rude.

Geralt: I'll put you down like one.

Geras

1st

Adachi: Why won't you die!?

Geras: You lack the power to kill me.

Adachi: Bullshit!

2nd

Adachi: I'm sure that I said that I won't join you.

Geras: Kronika doesn't take no as an answer.

Adachi: That's why I hate untrained bitches.

3rd

Geras: Your Persona is powerful…

Adachi: Guess that means you're scared.

Geras: Powerful, but useless against me.

4th

Geras: Your ambition was doomed to fail.

Adachi: Yeah, no thanks to those damned brats.

Geras: All according to my creator's design.

Goblin Slayer

1st

Adachi: Damn, you are obsessed.

Goblin Slayer: Goblins need to die.

Adachi: See, that's what I'm talking about.

2nd

Adachi: What's with the knight cosplay?

Goblin Slayer: It's actual armor.

Adachi: Then let's crack that can open.

3rd

Goblin Slayer: Are you a goblin?

Adachi: What's with the name calling?

Goblin Slayer: Your actions.

4th

Goblin Slayer: Even if you're not a Goblin, you need to die.

Adachi: Shut the fuck up and lie dead, will you?

Goblin Slayer: No.

Ivy Valentine

1st

Adachi: You're… enticing.

Ivy: And you're revolting.

Adachi: There's no need to be rude.

2nd

Adachi: F or G cup?

Ivy: You're sick, you know that?

Adachi: Greater than G cup? Whoa...

3rd

Ivy: Cervantes sent you?

Adachi: Give you research on the Hourglass.

Ivy: Dream about it.

4th

Ivy: I have no interest in you.

Adachi: Too bad, cause I'm interested in you.

Ivy: You'll be taught to behave.

Jacqui Briggs

1st

Adachi: You'll be a black bride…

Jacqui: What did you do?

Adachi: Your fiancé did it to himself.

2nd

Adachi: Cute face.

Jacqui: Gross.

Adachi: I'll train you to behave.

3rd
Jacqui: The corrupt officer.

Adachi: Being true to yourself means being a corrupt person?

Jacqui: You killed people!

4th

Jacqui: You are a sick creep.

Adachi: I'll kill you for that.

Jacqui: See, that's what I'm talking about.

Jade

1st

Adachi: So how you gonna stop me?

Jade: With my staff, my glaive and my skill.

Adachi: It won't do you any good.

2nd

Jade: I've never meet someone so horrid.

Adachi: And your boyfriend is different how?

Jade: He didn't take pleasure from killing.

3rd

Jade: You have not yet suffered for your crimes.

Adachi: Nor do I plan to, lady.

Jade: You will today, Earthrealmer!

Jax

1st

Adachi: God, I hate your kind?

Jax: My kind?

Adachi: Nosey punks.

2nd

Adachi: You're still standing?

Jax: Someone needs to stop you.

Adachi: Don't die in 10 seconds, all right?

3rd

Jax: You green haired friend has a lot to answer for.

Adachi: We're both underpaid agents of the government.

Jax: Not a good reason for what you did.

4th

Jax: You are seriously creepy.

Adachi: And your point is?

Jax: How the hell were you ever a cop?

Johnny Cage

1st

Adachi: A movie star…

Johnny: The highest grossest star EVER.

Adachi: You were on the tv.

2nd

Adachi: I got an idea for your next film.

Johnny: Like I'd take ideas from a psycho.

Adachi: It starts with you, hanging from a telephone pole.

3rd

Johnny: Not another stalker.

Adachi: I'm here for more than an autograph.

Johnny: How about a nut-punch?

4th

Johnny: Stay away from Sonya and Cassie.

Adachi: They broke the law.

Johnny: And I'm going to break your nuts.

Joker

1st

Adachi: A clown?

Joker: Some call me the Harlequin of Hate.

Adachi: Here's my jester.

2nd

Adachi: I want to see the effect of your poison on some people.

Joker: You're more fun than Commissioner Gordon.

Adachi: You have no idea.

3rd

Joker: Ah, a kindred spirit.

Adachi: Shall we have some fun?

Joker: Let's paint the town red!

4th

Joker: You and I could make the perfect dynamic duo.

Adachi: The last guy who said that tried to kill me.

Joker: I'll make sure to finish the job.

Joule Adams

1st

Adachi: So you're from the future?

Joule: A future, yeah.

Adachi: You won't live to see it again.

2nd

Adachi: Another damn brat!

Joulie: My tech makes me deadly.

Adachi: I could do better than that.

3rd

Joule: Wow, you are sick.

Adachi: You're gonna pay for that.

Joule: Duncan. Smash.

4th

Joule: What kind of law do you follow?

Adachi: The law of the forest.

Joule: Are you sure that you're human?

Kabal

1st

Adachi: You were on the Tv…

Kabal: The hell are you babbling about?

Adachi: Your death.

2nd

Adachi: You're quite fast.

Kabal: Impressed?

Adachi: Not after a Sukunda.

3rd

Kabal: What's your deal, anyway?

Adachi: Just looking for something to do.

Kabal: You ever try stamp collecting?

4th

Kabal: There's nowhere to hide.

Adachi: Are you sure about that, Kabal?

Kabal: I'm wiping that shit-eating grin off your face.

Kano

1st

Adachi: You're under arrest.

Kano: Like you're mister 'law & order'.

Adachi: Okay, you got me.

2nd

Adachi: This is why I hate dealing with you.

Kano: Oi! Don't blame me that you got caught.

Adachi: You don't live up to your end of the deal!

3rd

Kano: I'm sure we can make a deal.

Adachi: What do you have to offer?

Kano: On second thought, never mind.

4th

Kano: You can't stop the Black Dragons.

Adachi: It would be fun to turn you into a bloody paste.

Kano: Keep dreamin' 'bout it.

Ken Kaneki

1st

Adachi: Well, you're no fun.

Ken: Cause I like to read?

Adachi: Cause you're already broken.

2nd

Adachi: And people call me a monster?

Ken: I don't kill people who the fun of it.

Adachi: At least I'm 100 percent human.

3rd

Ken: A world inside the tv's…

Adachi: Where your worst fears come true.

Ken: Sounds like something out of a book.

4th

Ken: I won't become you disposer.

Adachi: I kill, you eat, everyone wins.

Ken: That's a sick way to treat a Ghoul.

Kitana

1st

Adachi: Well, aren't you a sight.

Kitana: Be gone from my presence, dog.

Adachi: Now you die.

2nd

Adachi: A princess, huh?

Kitana: Your lack of respect is easily seen.

Adachi: Yeah, no, I won't bow.

3rd

Kitana: I find you as vile as my father.

Adachi: I have more brains than him.

Kitana: And the same arrogance.

4th

Kitana: Step not one foot on Outworld.

Adachi: You're banning me! For what?

Kitana: I'm aware of your actions before you arrived.

Kokonoe Mercury

1st

Adachi: The hell are you supposed to be?

Kokonoe: You don't have beast kin in your world?

Adachi: Is that like a Shadow?

2nd

Adachi: You're as cute as Hazama said.

Kokonoe: If you know him, then that means that I'll vaporize you.

Adachi: He also pointed how easy it is to trigger you

3rd

Kokonoe: You fought against Tager?

Adachi: Had to help a kid.

Kokonoe: I also heard that you held your ground against Azrael... interesting.

4th

Kokonoe: You have a strange energy about you…

Adachi: That would be my Persona.

Kokonoe: Let's start this experiment.

Kollector

1st

Adachi: And people call me a freak.

Kollector: I am normal for my kind.

Adachi: You look like a Shadow.

2nd

Adachi: I think that I'll arrest you for murder and theft.

Kollector: Your laws are pointless to me.

Adachi: Yeah, I'd better kill you.

3rd

Kollector: Let me see you, Earthrealmer.

Adachi: The hell for?

Kollector: Shao Kahn needs food for his war dogs.

4th

Kollector: Do you know the growing rate for your head?

Adachi: I think I could guess.

Kollector: You should not have made so many enemies.

Kotal Kahn

1st

Adachi: I wonder what your Shadow will look like.

Kotal Kahn: You will not find out.

Adachi: You're right. You'll be dead.

2nd

Adachi: You sure that you should parade yourself like that?

Kotal Kahn: I fear nothing.

Adachi: Let's see if that's the case in the TV world.

3rd

Kotal Kahn: Even at against one, I shall slay you.

Adachi: Don't think that you're high and mighty just because you have a fancy title.

Kotal Kahn: Be burned by the power of the sun!

4th

Kotal Kahn: You will never see Outworld.

Adachi: I haven't done anything yet!

Kotal Kahn: I know of your devil box.

Kung Lao

1st

Adachi: You have something to hide.

Kung Lao: I hide from nothing, cretin.

Adachi: Not even yourself?

2nd

Adachi: The Great and VERY unique Kung Lao.

Kung Lao: You attempts to mock me won't work.

Adachi: I won't be so sure if I were you.

3rd

Kung Lao: Your crimes end today.

Adachi: I thought you Buddhists were peaceful.

Kung Lao: Not in the presence of evil.

4th

Kung Lao: The White Lotus knows what you've done.

Adachi: I'm not scared of a flower.

Kung Lao: This flower is deadly.

Kurumi Tokisaki

1st

Adachi: I'm not scared of a little girl.

Kurumi: Takes a big man to kidnap one.

Adachi: Why don't you shut up?

2nd

Kurumi: Surprised to see me?

Adachi: I just killed you!

Kurumi: And here's the receipt

3rd

Kurumi: And people call me a monster.

Adachi: Don't you eat people?

Kurumi: Says the man who kills for fun.

Lightning Farron

1st

Adachi: Ever wonder what happened to Serah?

Lightning: You son of a bitch!

Adachi: Her screams were a treat!

2nd

Adachi: You got a Persona too?

Lightning: Odin is my friend.

Adachi: Anyone can have one these days…

3rd

Lighnting: You can't beat me.

Adachi: Bullshit, I can't.

Lightning: You won't even hit me.

Liu Kang

1st

Adachi: I wonder what your Shadow looks like…

Liu Kang: You will never find out.

Adachi: Oh, I will.

2nd

Adachi: There's an arrest warrant on you.

Liu Kang: Why?

Adachi: Because you're boring.

3rd

Liu Kang: Your evil deeds must be judged.

Adachi: Again with the 'Good and evil' thing?

Liu Kang: This is what differentiate us from animals.

4th

Liu Kang: You will go back to your realm.

Adachi: Go back? But I just got here.

Liu Kang: And already the realms are tainted.

Locus

1st

Adachi: What's with the stupid look?

Locus: This is armor, genius.

Adachi: No need to be rude.

2nd

Adachi: You're not scared of your Shadow?

Locus: I've faced my darkness before.

Adachi: Well, this isn't gonna be fun.

3rd

Locus: You're sick and demented.

Adachi: And you aren't?

Locus: I actually changed.

Mileena

1st

Adachi: You remember our deal?

Mileena: I kill the people you sent through.

Adachi: I think we'll get along.

2nd

Adachi: It's a crime to have such a body attached to that head.

Mileena: Are you mocking me?

Adachi: Maybe.

3rd

Mileena: Show me this power of yours.

Adachi: You may not like what you see.

Mileena: I like excitement.

4th

Mileena: Shall we play, Earthrealmer?

Adachi: I'm not the type that plays nice.

Mileena: Then, you will be dead!

Negan

1st

Adachi: Freakin' zombies, really?

Negan: Says the man with a ghost fighting for him.

Adachi: Fair enough.

2nd

Adachi: You got quite the collection.

Negan: Aren't you goin' to arrest me.

Adachi: Follow your instincts, it's human after all.

3rd

Negan: Want to join us?

Adachi: I'm done with organizations and all that shit!

Negan: Then there's no saving you from this.

4th

Negan: You give me the hebbie-jeebies.

Adachi: Go cry to mommy about it.

Negan: You don't disrespect my girl.

Nightwolf

1st

Adachi: Ready to have some fun?

Nightwolf: What kind of fun…

Adachi: A real riot of a time.

2nd

Adachi: You look wild.

Nightwolf: I'm more civilized than you.

Adachi: What a boring guy...

3rd

Nightwolf: The Great Spirit warned me about you.

Adachi: And why should I care?

Nightwolf: Because I must end you now.

4th

Nightwolf: You're not of this realm.

Adachi: You're quite the detective, aren't you?

Nightwolf: I'm your executioner.

Noob Saibot

1st

Adachi: So everyone I kill ends up like you?

Noob: There are none like me.

Adachi: Oh, this should be fun.

2nd

Adachi: What are you supposed to be?

Noob Saibot: I am the personification of death.

Adachi: Is that supposed to scare me?

3rd

Noob: My shadows will overwhelm you.

Adachi: You can't kill me.

Noob: We can do anything.

4th

Noob: I'm your worst nightmare.

Adachi: If only you knew what my worst Nightmare is.

Noob: After knowing, you shall experience it.

Raiden

1st

Adachi: Holy shit, you're real!?

Raiden: Are you surprised?

Adachi: There's a shrine to you back home.

2nd

Adachi: I guess that Ziodyne is useless against you.

Raiden: I am the god of thunder.

Adachi: Physical and Almighty attacks then.

3rd

Raiden: Your crimes will not go unpunished.

Adachi: You can't beat me.

Raiden: Only lightning strikes as quick.

4th

Raiden: No human should do what you've done.

Adachi: I'm not any normal human, Raiden.

Raiden: Now, you must face justice.

Rain

1st

Adachi: You the guy behind the Fog?

Rain: I have no time for your world.

Adachi: To bad, I like your work.

2nd

Adachi: Don't bother trying you god speech with me.

Rain: How dare you?!

Adachi: Shut up and die, spoiled brat.

3rd

Rain: Pledge your powers to me.

Adachi: I think that the middle finger is more than you deserve.

Rain: Pathetic mortal!

4th

Rain: You challenge a God?

Adachi: I thought you were a half god…

Rain: That still makes me better than you.

Raven Branwen

1st

Adachi: Any regrets?

Raven: None you will hear.

Adachi: Let's see what your Shadow has to say.

2nd

Adachi: Hello, little birdie.

Raven: Keep your mouth shut, Adachi.

Adachi: Me thinks Raven doth protest too much.

3rd

Raven: What's with your Semblance?

Adachi: It's my Persona, stupid.

Raven: Let's see how it stands up.

4th

Raven: Where's Yang?

Adachi: Enjoying time in the TV world.

Raven: You'll pay for that!

Revy

1st

Adachi: I could use someone like you.

Revy: How much you paying?

Adachi: Let's see what you're worth.

2nd

Revy: A crooked cop.

Adachi: Your point?

Revy: You'd fit right in back home.

3rd

Revy: No deal.

Adachi: What, you scared of some kids?

Revy: Hell no. You're just fucking creepy.

Rimuru Tempest

1st

Adachi: The hell kinda Shadow are you?

Rimuru: I'm a straight up Demon Lord.

Adachi: You're still gonna die.

2nd

Adachi: You a boy or a girl?

Rimuru: I'm a slime.

Adachi: That doesn't answer the question, does it?

3rd

Rimuru: You're the last person I would ask to uphold the law.

Adachi: That's just hurtful.

Rimuru: After what you did?

4th

Rimuru: You have a spirit too?

Adachi: A what?

Rimuru: Meet Infrit.

Robocop

1st

Adachi: The hell are you?

Robocop: The future of law enforcement.

Adachi: Looks like hell to me.

2nd

Robocop: You disgrace your badge.

Adachi: It was never gonna last.

Robocop: You are under arrest.

3rd

Robocop: Come with me, you must stand trial.

Adachi: Afraid I can't do that, officer.

Robocop: You have twenty seconds to comply.

Ryu Hayabusa

1st

Adachi: You kidding! A freaking ninja?

Ryu: Intimidated?

Adachi: I'm more annoyed by you than intimidated.

2nd

Adachi: You're under arrest for trespassing and murder.

Ryu: That's rich coming from you.

Adachi: At least I have a badge.

3rd

Ryu: Your evil will not persist.

Adachi: Like you can judge me.

Ryu: I will do more than judge.

4th

Ryu: Your kind makes me sick.

Adachi: Now that's just hurtful.

Ryu: Your feelings shouldn't be your concern.

Scorpion

1st

Adachi: Fire power… nice.

Scorpion: To burn the wicked like you.

Adachi: Try it.

2nd

Adachi: Is it me or is the air hot?

Scorpion: Those are the hellflames that are coming for you.

Adachi: Agydyne won't work on me.

3rd

Scorpion: When I see you, I see Quan Chi.

Adachi: Really? How's so?

Scorpion: You both are loathsome.

4th

Scorpion: Your power is beyond this world.

Adachi: And you can't handle it.

Scorpion: Do not mock a Shirya Ryu.

Seras Victoria

1st

Adachi: Freaking vampires now?

Seras: And here to kill you.

Adachi: Where the garlic when you need it?

2nd

Adachi: A fellow police officer.

Seras: Don't talk to me, yanker!

Adachi: And here I thought we'd be friends.

3rd

Seras: I wouldn't drink a single drop of your goddamn blood.

Adachi: That's a bit rude, don't you think?

Seras: I don't want you inside of me!

4th

Seras: Stop staring at my chest.

Adachi: Now that needs some investigations.

Seras: Not even in your dreams.

Shang Tsung

1st

Adachi: What do you want?

Shang Tsung: To see if I could enlist your services.

Adachi: So who do you want killed?

2nd

Adachi: Why are you here?

Shang Tsung: To get your soul.

Adachi: You never faced a Persona user, have you?

3rd

Shang Tsung: Your spirit is powerful.

Adachi: No kidding.

Shang Tsung: It will serve me well.

4th

Shang Tsung: Men like you serve men like me.

Adachi: I don't serve anybody, even you.

Shang Tsung: Then why waste our breath?

Shao Kahn

1st

Adachi: You kill the kids, I kill Liu Kang.

Shao Kahn: Prove you are worth this alliance.

Adachi: Consider it done.

2nd

Adachi: Try to invade again.

Shao Khan: Are you daring me to do it?

Adachi: I just want some fun in this boring world.

3rd

Shao Kahn: You are a warrior?

Adachi: A stone cold killer.

Shao Kahn: I will break you like a twig.

4th

Shao Kahn: Your entrails will feed my war dogs.

Adachi: Damn! A bit dark, don't you think?

Shao Kahn: You don't know the half of it.

Sheeva

1st

Adachi: Wow…

Sheeva: Are you intimidated?

Adachi: Something like that.

2nd

Adachi: Are you a Shadow?

Sheeva: I'm a Shokan.

Adachi: Well, that's a first.

3rd

Sheeva: Your vision of the law isn't different from ours.

Adachi: How so?

Sheeva: The strongest rules.

4th

Sheeva: Tiny, pathetic man.

Adachi: Say that again.

Sheeva: It will be on your grave.

Sindel

1st

Adachi: You are a goddess…

Sindel: I would never associate with you.

Adachi: How dare you!?

2nd

Adachi: Hello there, your highness.

Sindel: Be silent, knave. Or I'll punish you.

Adachi: Let's see you try it.

3rd

Sindel: Why waste time on those children?

Adachi: They ruined EVERYTHING!

Sindel: You sad, pathetic wreck of a man.

4th

Sindel: Bow and serve me.

Adachi: Why don't you bow down and suck my-

Sindel: How dare you!

Skarlet

1st

Adachi: A woman after my own heart.

Skarlet: In more ways than one.

Adachi: You say the sweetest things.

2nd

Adachi: You help me, and I'll help you.

Skarlet: You bring your victims, and I drink their blood.

Adachi: It's so nice to meet sweet girls that understand what I say.

3rd

Skarlet: Your power are intriguing.

Adachi: Personas don't have blood in them.

Skarlet: But you do...

4th

Skarlet: You stink of blood.

Adachi: And you love it.

Skarlet: I do.

Sonya Blade

1st

Adachi: A fellow officer.

Sonya: You're nothing but a killer.

Adachi: We could have been friends.

2nd

Adachi: What's with that look on your face?

Sonya: Fought a lot of bad guys but none like you.

Adachi: 'Cause there's no one like me.

3rd

Sonya: Stand down, Adachi.

Adachi: You gonna read me my rights?

Sonya: More like break your legs.

4th

Sonya: Dead or alive, you're coming with me.

Adachi: Dead or alive, you're going to let me go.

Sonya: I don't have time for games.

Spawn

1st

Adachi: Now that's a reward.

Spawn: This is a curse.

Adachi: Doesn't look like it to me.

2nd

Adachi: How's the water down there?

Spawn: You'll soon know.

Adachi: I don't think that I will.

3rd

Spawn: So many innocents.

Adachi: They brought it on themselves.

Spawn: But you threw them in that hellhole.

4th

Spawn: You're walking over bodies.

Adachi: Didn't you go to hell?

Spawn: And now, you will too.

Sub-Zero

1st

Adachi: I thought it was getting cold in here.

Sub-Zero: You will soon know the sting of winter.

Adachi: How about I warm things up a little bit.

2nd

Adachi: Don't try your Bufudyne on me, it won't work.

Sub-Zero: I have much worst.

Adachi: Well that'll be interesting.

3rd

Sub-Zero: I know the villain you are.

Adachi: Too bad you can't stop me.

Sub-Zero: Six meters of solid ice will.

4th

Sub-Zero: Your power will not be enough.

Adachi: Nothing but talk.

Sub-Zero: My skills speak for me.

Terminator

1st

Adachi: A killer robot?

Terminator: Cyberdyne systems model 101.

Adachi: This is going to be fun.

2nd

Adachi: Another one of the Kirijo Group's toys.

Terminator: I was created by Skynet.

Adachi: Either way, you're going to be scrap metal.

3rd

Terminator: Your energy signature is unique.

Adachi: That would be my Persona.

Terminator: Show me.

4th

Terminator: Officer Adachi.

Adachi: The one and only.

Terminator: You are targeted for termination.

Vergil

1st

Adachi: I wonder what your Shadow looks like.

Vergil: My 'Shadow'?

Adachi: The you you keep hidden away.

2nd

Adachi: Why won't you die!?

Vergil: You lack the power to kill me.

Adachi: In this world, maybe.

3rd

Vergil: My sword will cut down your Persona.

Adachi: If you're not dead before then.

Vergil: Your life will end first.

4th

Vergil: I'm not interested.

Adachi: Don't you want to prove that you're better than your daddy?

Vergil: I'll do it with my own powers.


Outros

The Mist: Magatsu-Izunagi appears behind him before stabbing the ground, creating a red fog that causes Adachi to disappear.

Police Brutality: Adachi slowly walks to the down opponent before kicking him brutally in the head.

Canceled: Adachi grabs the opponent before throwing them into a TV, causing it to topple over.

Cuff 'em: Adachi shrugs in boredom before walking, throwing a pair of cuffs behind him.


Fatalities

Ziodyne (Revy)

Adachi holds out his hand, the Jester card appearing above it. He brakes a tarot card causing Magatsu-Izunagi appear behind him. Raising his spear, the Persona slashes the pirate along the gut, spraying blood everywhere. Holding the wound, Revy misses as the spectral being suddenly appear behind her. Taking notice of the spear tip between her legs to slash, she can do nothing as Magatsu-Izunagi slices upwards, splitting her into four pieces.


Killer Cop (Negan)

Pulling out his gun, Adachi walks forward and grabs the opponent before twirling his firearm. He then trips the zombie killer as his Persona appears behind him. With one swing, Magatsu-Izunagi slashes the opponent in half before piercing the torso. Holding the half man up, Adachi slaps Negan in the face before shooting the opponent in the head, spraying blood and brain everywhere.


Fatal Blow

Midnight Channel (Ash)

Adachi pulls out his handgun and shoots twice before Magatsu-Izunagi slashes Ash's chest with his spear, spraying blood everywhere. The back of the blade then smacks into him, sending him flying into a tv. It swallows the Deadite hunter and spits him out onto his back. Shadows rise up and start clawing at his chest before one picks him up. It smashes Ash into the side of the tv, spraying blood everywhere. The Shadow then slams him into the screen, swallowing the hunter once more. Spat onto the ground, Adachi places his boot on his back before firing a shot into the head, spraying blood and brain.


Friendship

Adachi flips on a tv and sits down on a couch, the sound of a drama playing on the screen.


Ending

'Shows an annoyed Adachi stepping on Kronika's head with his Persona floating over him' "'Do this for me', 'Do that for me'. I was tired of being used. And this bitch didn't tried to understand it." The camera then shows Adachi looking at the Hourglass.' "Frankly, I don't care about this power. I mean, what would I do? Become the master of the universe? Way too boring."

'The screen then shows Yu Narukami and his friends in godly attires, preparing to fight.' "The kid knows what he's doing. And to be honest, it would be amusing to see what he could do." 'The camera pulls back to show Adachi hiding next to the Hourglass while seeing those that defeated him fighting him again.' "Now then, try not to bore me, kids."


Persona is an amazing series of games and I am SO glad Gamepass let's me play them. I'm going in reverse order, so I finished Persona 5 Royale before I got to Persona 4 Golden. I watched the anime of the latter first, so I'm not as surprised by this twist, but goddamn is this guy creepy.

The effective part of this was that I never suspected him at all. I don't think anyone did. And the dude is such a good character for this because… mainly because I don't see any of the Investigation Team killing anyone.

See ya next time for an Assassin's Creed character, Kassandra.

Beta read by General Feng Xiang