Disclaimer: I only own my FOUR OC's and my ideas, Akatsuki things or things related to the anime Naruto do NOT belong to me.

Okay I have three new co-authors .

For Jinx: ShikiSenri5494 For Rita: babydollgonewrong , Holly: MistressOf Red Clouds and I'm still doing Lilith.

Jinx's Pov.

Holly was playing 'dolly' with her plushies. I swear she's a five-year-old in a sixteen-year-old's body. She huggles the Tobi one before kissing where his lips would be. There's a 'poofing' sound, smoke and when the smoke clears suddenly Holly's hugging and kissing the mask of a naked, life size, Tobi.

"Eee!" I jump at her fan-girl squeel. "Naked Tobi!" She yells, hugging him more. He seems frozen, then he grabs the blanket to cover himself.

"T-Tobi nakey, Tobi needs clothes."

"Jinx, kiss one of your plushies see what happens!" I look at my plushies.

"Itachi would kill me." I mumble. I get another blanket and wrap it around the Kisa plushie before kissing it on the lips. There's another 'poof' and smoke. It clears and he's towering over me with the blanket around him.

"About time you figured it out." He said adjusting the blanket.

"So we kiss your plushies and you change back?"

"Yep."

"Are you all gunna be naked?"

"Probably." All of a sudden we hear Lilith scream. "Looks like someone kissed one of us." Holly and I run to Lilith's room, Tobi and Kisa following awkwardly with the blankets.

Rita's pov

I was lying on the couch hugging my plushies.

"I wish you guys were real." I mumble, kissing DeiDei's Plushie. There's suddenly a cloud of smoke. When it clears I can see I'm kissing a real Deidara, with his arm over me awkwardly. And he was naked. I pull away rolling off the couch. His face turns red and he scrambles up the blanket, covering himself with it.

"Y-you?!" Suddenly I hear Lilith scream and run to her room.

Lilith's pov

I stared at the real Hidan on the other side of my room. He held the blanket against himself and stared back. My three friends -followed by three naked, but covered, Akatsuki members - ran into the room. Jinx looked at me,

"You kissed Hidan first?"

"S-someone get me some fucking clothes!" I rush over to my closet and get him a t-shirt and jeans. He grabs them and puts them on. I get clothes for everyone else.

"Can someone explain this to me?"

"We kiss them they change back to human form."

"So we have to kiss everyone else?"

"Yeah." Rita rubs the back of her head.

"Okay, Rita, you go get six more pants and shirts and towels. Everyone else get your plushies then meet in the living room." She turns to the Akatsuki members, "follow me."

In the living room-

"Okay, we all gotta kiss the plushies so Holly you first."

"Why me?"

"Cause I say so." Holly picks up the Zetsu Plushie; wrapping a towel around it.

"I'd pull your head back quickly so he doesn't bite it off." Kisame says. Her eyes widen and she pecks him on the lips quickly. *poof* His black side grabs her and pulls her back to him and kisses her.

"I don't bite that hard. Excuse him, we won't hurt you." She blushes. Jinx picks up the Itachi Plushie.

"Hey Kisa, you wanna kiss him, he'd kill me."

"He'll probably kill you for suggesting that." Rita comments.

"Don't call me Kisa!" Jinx puts the towel around the Plushie and kissed him. As soon as she heard the *poof* she ran and hid behind Kisame.

"Don't kill me!" He only fixes his towel 'saying' "hn"

"Yay I'm still alive!" He glares at her, she "eeps" hugging Kisame from behind, his face goes purple. I toss Sasori to Rita.

"Don't throw him!"

"Just leave him like that he's already a doll, yeah."

"For that I'm gunna kiss him." She kisses him forgetting the towel. *poof* Suddenly Holly and Tobi shout, "He's a real boy!" Sasori looks down at himself and blushes, his face going red. Feeling the blood rush to his face, he touches his face.

"He's not a puppet anymore." Rita passes him a towel, her own face red. He wraps it around him then hits Deidara upside the head.

"Brat." I pick up Kakuzu's plushie and pull down it's mask and kiss him. *poof* I blush and look up at him. He secures the towel around him and grabs a wash cloth to cover his mouth.

"Someone has to kiss leader."

"Well Lilith's never had a boyfriend so I say she gets a 3rd kiss." I blush as Jinx hands me the Pein plushie. I kiss it, *poof* I go to pull away but can't I look down and see one of my lip rings hooked to his. He fixes his towel around him.

"Oi! Stop kissing!" Hidan shouts. Rita starts laughing,

"Their lip rings are hooked!" He reaches up and tries to unhook them, Jinx tries to help.

"They're really stuck." By now Pein face has turned slightly pink. Holly comes over.

"Okay you guys sit and try to get… Unhooked." she pushes me making us fall onto the couch, me straddling him. He 'catches' me slightly grabbing my hips. His face gets pinker and I feel something beneath me; my face gets hotter. Suddenly Kakuzu uses his threads to unhook us and pull me off to the side of Pein. Pein fixes his lip ring, and then clears his throat.

"So now what?" Jinx asks giving everyone a change of clothes to change into. Holly goes rapid fire with questions.

"How did you all get here? Why were you in a box as plushies? Why did you end up here? Where's Konan?" Tobi blinks, "I forgot the first question!" Pein rolls his eyes.

"We don't know how we got here; we have no possible idea how to get back or why we were turned into...'plushies.' You four apparently know who we are, who are you?" Rita nods,

"yea, you're the Akatsuki from the anime Naruto."

"The jinkurichi?" Sasori questions, she nods.

"I'm Rita, I'm 17" Holly jumps up and down,

"I'm Holly! I'm 16." Jinx rolls her eyes at her.

"I'm Jinx, Holly's sister, I'm 18." Everyone looks to me for my introduction.

"Lilith, 15." I say desperate to get the attention off me.

"Where are your parents?"

"The six of them, being best friends, are on vacation for a year." Rita says walking into the kitchen.

"They left me in charge, but we're at Lilith's house." Jinx pats my head. Rita pops her head out of the kitchen, "Anyone want anything to drink?"

"Do you have sake?" Kisame asks.

"Kisame, we're not 21 yet, we don't have any alcohol," he frowns. "We have orange juice, milk, lemonade, fruit punch, water and I can make coffee or tea." She says.

"I'll have tea."

"Me too." Pein and Itachi say.

"Black or green?"

"Black"

"Same."

"Rita-chan! Can Tobi have fruit punch?"

"Oh me too!" Holly shouts.

"Sure Tobi, Holly you can get your own."

"Awe!" She whines going into the kitchen.

Holly comes back with two cups of fruit punch and puts them on the table for her and Tobi. Pein had moved to my dad's recliner, Kisame, Itachi, Hidan and Kakuzu were sitting on the couch; Tobi was spinning around in and office chair. Zetsu was sitting on the arm of the couch by Kisame. Sasori and Deidara were on the floor on either side of the coffee table and Jinx was sitting by the TV flipping through channels and I was trying to sneak off to my room.

"Hey babe, where you think you're going?" Hidan says noticing.

"To my room." He reaches over Kakuzu and grabs my arm as i turn to leave. He pulls me over the arm of the couch onto Kakuzu. I feel him tense and sit up straight.

"H-hey!" I almost kick him in the face as Hidan pulls me to sit in his lap. "Oh, Kakuzu I didn't kick you did I?" I put my hand on his arm.

"No." He glances at my hand.

"Oh sorry." I go to take my hand away but he grabs it.

"It's okay." I blush.

"Oi, Kakuzu, cut it out." He pulls my hand away.

"Hidan~ don't be mean." I say turning to face him hitting him lightly in the chest. He only smirks and wraps his arms around me, leaning back. Rita comes into the living room with Pein and Itachi's tea. She sees Jinx flipping through channels,

"ooo~ make them watch the Matrix"

"Rita~ do you WANT their brains to explode?" Deidara looks up at the word 'explode.'

"Well then let's make then watch you-know-what." Rita says smirking. (Here is where the writing switches from me to one of my co-authoress. She's Holly. ^_^ Enjoy! Still Lilith's POV btw)

"Isn't that wrong?" I say.

"Nah! Let's do it!" Holly says jumping up and down before running up to my room.

"Get one with the 'zombies'" I call up after her.

"But I wanted one with 'Lolly-pop'!"

"No the 'zombies' would be funnier!"

"LOLLY POP!" She basically screamed like a little kid.

"Zombies!"

"LOLLY-"

"SHUT UP!" Jinx yells. "Holly, get both!"

"Woo!" We hear her yell from my room. The Akatsuki look at us funny.

"Zombies and lollypops?" Pein says raising an eye brow.

"I want cherry flavor." Tobi says.

Hidan and Kakuzu looked disgruntled at the mention of "Zombies."

"No, no.. You guys have it all wrong.. Just sit down and watch this magicalness." Holly giggles as she enters the room.

"Prepare for ultimate mind destruction! Woo!" She fist pumped and 'woot'ed.

"Just play it." Jinx demanded. Holly popped the disc into the DVD player and hit play.

The episode started with Asuma trekking through a forest. "Hey!" Hidan started, but was shushed by Rita.

"Shush your face, Zombie. Just watch, or I'll let Dei blow you up."

As the watched the show, Tobi 'ooed' and 'ahhed' and observed the episode.

I sighed at everyone and settled into Hidan's grip.

This was my favorite episode. Shippuden Episode 77, where the battle between Team 10 and Hidan and Kakuzu first begins.

I admit, I loved 78 too, but that's because it was a continuation of this one. I watched at Hidan and Asuma started their battle, and Hidan whooped as he flew through the air.

Once that episode was over, all the guys looked at me. "What?"

"What happens next?" Kakuzu asked.

I stared at him for a second. "That's where it ends. That's the ending. Everyone dies." My face was straight, but Rita smiled at Sasori, who grunted and looked away, a small blush covering his face.

"Don't lie to us, Lilith."

"Holly, roll the film." Holly excitedly put in the other disc, and pressed play.

It was Tobi and Zetsu, back when Tobi was a subordinate. The episode where Deidara tries to strangle Tobi with his legs.

Deidara glared at Tobi, who 'eeped' and hid behind Holly, who was giggling.

"I'll kill him!"

"Rita. Control your pyro." Jinx scolded, causing Rita and Deidara to blush slightly.

"W-What do you mean? He's not my pyro!" Rita asked, pointing at Deidara.

"Oh, so i'm somebody's? Am I an object now, Un?" Deidara asked, looking enraged.

"Shut up." Pein grumbled from the chair.

Everyone was silent for a moment. "..So what now?" Kisame asked, breaking the silence.

Holly jumped to her feet.

"I have an idea..." I stood up too. "Surely you can't mean..?"

She nodded, an evil glint in her eye.

"It's time to..."

She shouted the next few words, startling the Akatsuki in the process.

"SHOW YOU THE MEANING OF YAOI!"

Jinx and Rita grinned evilly, and I stalked over to my laptop, which lay open on the coffee table.

I looked around at everyone before asking, "Who's first..?"

Holly offered ZetTobi, but I decided that as second to last; Llast being HidaKuzu. "Meh.. Go with SasoDei." Jinx mumbled.

I brought up Google Images and typed in 'SasoDei Yaoi' which, in turn, brought up some very, erhm, explicit photos. Deidara's face turned red, and Sasori turned his angry glare at me.

"I may not be a puppet anymore, but I can still turn you into one."

"Hey! Jinx suggested it..!" I defended, looking to Hidan for support.

He shrugged, holding his hands up in defeat. Bastard.

Rita took the computer next and googled KisaIta yaoi. More pictures were clicked on and enlarged, leaving all of the Akatsuki, save for Kisame, Itachi, and Sasori guffawing.

Then, I brought up several more not-as-popular pairings, then finally, TobiZetsu.

Tobi's only eye flashed dangerously.

Zetsu almost bit my arm off.

I swear I still have teeth marks.

Finally, I showed everyone a very explicit picture of Hidan and Kakuzu doing... things.. with Kakuzu's threads.

I almost got shoved off the couch by Hidan. As I looked at him, I pouted, and I could almost see his heart melt. Almost.

"Don't do that." He ordered gruffly.

"B-But..."

"Lilith." His voice was wavering.

"But.. But Hidan..." I turned my 'pout powers' up to ten.

"Lilith I said stop, dammit!"

"H-Hidan you p-p-pushed me.. And It h-hurt me r-really bad.." Jinx and Rita sweat-dropped.

"Oh, f**k. C'mere." He picked my up and hugged me. "Better?"

"Yep." I said as I pushed him to the floor. "Revenge..." and I lifted my foot slowly, "Is a bitch..."

And with that, I leave you picturing how Hidan is now sterile.

Okay, just kidding, because Kakuzu's threads stopped me in the last second. "Don't." I turned my pout on him.

"Not gunna work." Now, as we were all bored out of our minds, we lounged around.

"WHAT TO DO..?"

"Holly shut up."

Holly did shut up, but now, she was banging her head on the table.

"Uhh... Is she okay, un?" Deidara asked me.

"She'll be fine."

"Holly is just gunna be bored and depressed for about a day, but tomorrow she'll be better."

Leaving Holly alone, I looked at everyone. "Jinx.. Do you still have those water balloons?"

"I'll go get them..." She sighed.

After Jinx had returned with two bags of 300 water balloons, we set Kisame on the task of filling them up, I mean he can fill them up the fastest. "We need lots of shorts.. The guys can't just sit there naked."

And so, Rita and I set out on a journey to find pants for the guys. "We can look in my parents' room." I opened up my dad's dresser and found a ton of boxers and cargo shorts. "I guess this will do. Rita, you grab them."

"Why me?"

"Because I'll feel awkward if I touch them."

"And I won't?"

"I'll get them." I heard Hidan from behind me. Deidara was there too.

"You might wanna put someone, first." Rita advised.

"Yeah, we're going downstairs. You guys can get them."

Once everyone was properly clothed, properly meaning that we could oogle their hot bods, us four girls left to get our bathing suits on.

I wore a Black and blue bikini top and black shorts, with my hair in a messy bun. Rita wore a red tank top and yellow shorts, with her hair down and pushed out of her face with a yellow headband. Jinx didn't seem to care, but hastily threw on a plain black T-Shirt and red and blue shorts. Holly decided to join the fun, and wore an orange and green one piece. Her hair was in pigtails and she had on white sunglasses.

By the time that we were done changing, Kisame had filled up all the balloons.

"I have a feeling that we should get into teams of three. That means that there's an extra person." Pein stated.

"I call Hidan and Kakuzu!" I immediately shouted.

After three minutes of debate, the teams were Rita Deidara and Sasori, Kisame Itachi and Jinx, and Zetsu, Holly and Tobi. Pein was left over.

"Fine, we'll take him." I said.

And so the battle of balloons began.

Ending it here. Okay CREDIT! The idea about then watching a Naruto episode(if you didn't figure it out that's what they meant by you-know-what and zombies means Hidan and Kakuzu and Tobi is lollypop.) was from my co-authoress babydollgonewrong who is Rita. The next chapter will have my co-peoples write as their character's pov. And I'm Lilith, finally got someone to be Holly which is Mistress Of Red Clouds