Another chapter up, sorry it took so long. This chapter is written by Holly's authoress. (I only fixed grammar and spelling mistakes.

Disclaimer: I only own my FOUR OC's and my ideas, Akatsuki things or things related to the anime Naruto do NOT belong to me.

Plushie Paradise (Holly)

The water balloons flew- and I mean flew. The guys were launching them so hard; I think Hidan gave me bruises from the balloons.

Although it hurt, I must admit I had a lot of fun.

"Man, that was awesome!" I sighed, stretching across the floor, hours later, after being bruised. After the fight, we all changed clothes.

"Says the girl who cried the whole time..." Jinx commented, putting her feet on my stomach.

"Get your gross feet off... Beside, you would cry too, if your not very large boobies got pelted with a hard water balloon..." I then had a very epic idea.

"Ne~ Tobi..."

"Yes, Holly-san?"

"Can I see under your mask?" I gave him the 'puppy dog eyes.'

"No." He decided quickly.

"Aw come on..." I pleaded, pouting slightly.

"Tobi said no." He repeated.

I let a few fake tears escape. "I... I.. I just wanted to see.." Then I let them flood out.

"Tobi just crushed a little girl's dream.." Kisame chuckled.

"No! No don't cry, Holly-san!" Tobi pleaded, waving his hands frantically.

"I just... I just wanted to see what you really looked like..." I whined.

"Okay, Okay.. Just follow Tobi, Okay?"

I nodded slowly, sniffing fakely. He led me to a closet, where he took off his mask.

Underneath was...

Another mask. "...Not surprising... I guess... I guess I'll just go back out there.." I sniffled again.

I went back into the living room. "Did you see it?" Deidara asked, jumping in my face immediately.

"It was... another mask..." I declared, in a grouch mood.

Suddenly, I remembered something. "Hey, weren't we supposed to go shopping for clothes..?"

Jinx stood up from laying her head on Kisame's stomach. "That's right. We're only gunna be able to take four guys. So, choose who we should take with us.."

Immediately, I grabbed Tobi, who had just come back in the room. "Tobi-chu! I choose you!"

Rita slapped the back of my head, grabbing an indifferent Sasori as she went to her 'bedroom' to change out of the loose shorts and dirty T-shirt she had been wearing. I had no need to change: My black jean shorts and purple T was fine for me. Jinx went to her room, Itachi following behind as she came back holding black Vans in one hand.

Lilly rushed to her room, and came back wearing an outfit similar to mine, but with light blue denim shorts and a red T. Hidan had his arm around her waist and she was blushing slightly.

Jinx nodded once, noting all the guys we had decided to take.

Jinx had made sure to estimate all of the clothes sizes and so she had a small slip of paper in her hand with her shoes. We all migrated outside to Lilly's giant car. It was shiny, but I don't know what kind of car it was.. I just focused on the shiny-ness.

Tobi seemed enthralled by it, too.

Heh.. I don't even know what 'enthralled' means, but Jinx says it sometimes and it sounded cool...

Anyways we all piled into the car, and I moved to sit up front, and was met by Rita, who was probably wanting the same spot. "Move, Riri!"

She gasped. "Don't call me that, Hall."

I pouted. "But I wanna sit up front, Rita! I always have to sit in the back!"

She sighed and mumbled "Here we go.."

"It's not fair! I'm older than Lilly and I still have to sit in the back!"

"That's because you're a three year old stuck in a sixteen-year-old's body." Jinx mumbled.

"I WANNA SIT THERE!" I screamed and pointed at the seat, "Please..?" Rita stared at me for a few seconds.

"No."

I sighed. "I didn't wanna do this.. But you leave me not choice..." I held my breath.

"Holly! Don't you dare do this right now." Jinx warned, but my face had probably turned red by now.

She paled, then jumped out of the driver's seat to shake me. "Holly stop!" Rita exclaimed, jumping out of the way. "You can sit there! Jeez!" I sucked in a big breath and grinned in triumph (another word I don't know, but Jinx says it a lot)

We drove in silence, before I reached for the radio button. "Don't." Jinx slapped my hand away, before turning the steering wheel to the right. I reached up again a few seconds later.

"I said: Don't."

I finally turned the music on, and the radio was blaring "Gangnam Style" So I started dancing min my seat. Jinx sighed, before face-palming at my antics.

Rita and Lilly giggled before joining me, while we all receive strange looks from Itachi, Sasori, and Hidan. Tobi just started waving his hands in the air. Finally, Jinx stopped the car at the mall. "WE'RE HERE!" I announced to the other people in the car. "WE'RE AT THE MALL!" I told Hidan and Itachi enthusiastically, while hugging Tobi. "This is where we shop for stuff~"

Jinx hit the back of my head and I pouted.

Five minutes later we were walking through the mall and every time I saw a store I liked, I suggested we go there.

"Can we go to-"

"No."

"Ooh! What about-"

"No."

"I wanna go to Build-A-Bear!" I yelled, running to the cute store before Jinx could stop me. Plus, what does it matter to her? I want Akatsuki bears and I have money that I've been saving for this.

I ran all around creating stuffed bears and animals that resembled the Akatsuki, and soon, I had 11 bears in my arms. Each represented an Akatsuki member, and an extra who was a red and white panda with a broomstick and a frilly pink tutu on.

Lilly and Rita had come in, too, but had only each made one bear. I told Tobi to come in, too, and he made one who he dubbed, "Snowflake Princess-Chan!"

I paid for mine and Tobi's bears, before everyone left to go to Hot Topic.

After three hours of searching for clothes that everyone would like, we were heading home, but I saw a certain store that Tobi would absolutely adore. "Jinx~"

She scowled. "What?"

"Can we go to Hillman's?"

Jinx sighed and glanced over at my pleading face.

"Five minutes. No more, no less." She decided, pulling into the parking lot.

"Tobi, come with me!" I yelled, yanking him out of the car.

"Tobi has two legs... Tobi can walk by himself, Holly-chan." He informed me.

"I know, but I'm so excited to show you this..." I paused before the door. "Tobi, welcome to Hillman's candy emporium..." Emporium: yet another word I do not know.

"Candy?" Tobi asked. "Tobi can have candy?"

I smiled. "Yes you can, but we have five minutes. I already know what I'm getting..." I walked over to the 'fruity' candy section. "Watermelon wedges... and these watermelon flavored gummy bears. Better get some chocolate, too." I told myself, picking up two packages from this part, the walking over to the chocolate section. "Hmm... Almonds or no? ...Almonds it is." I picked up a chocolate-almond bar.

"Now to find Tobi." I searched for the sound of "Oooh... Ahhh... Oooh... Ahhh." and found it near the mint section. "Come on Tobi, these aren't even the good candies. These one are for old prunes."

Tobi nodded hid head, then followed me to the Lollipop section. I saw a perfect lolly. "Tobi, look!" I picked up a orange and black circle lollipop the size of my head and handed it to Tobi.

"It's Tobi's Twinkie!" he said, holding it next to his head.

"It really is." And we moved to the check out.

"Hi, Joe!" I said to the usual cashier.

"Hi Holly. The same as usual?" He asked in his nerdy teenage boy voice that hasn't quite matured. Mature.. another one.

"I actually brought a friend, so we have an extra lolly." I told Joe, pulling out $10.

"Your total is $7.45." Joe said, taking the ten. "Out of ten. Your change is $3.55. Have a nice day, Holly." He called after us, as I led Tobi out the door, swinging the bag back and forth.

"You too, Joe!"

And we left the building. It was starting to get dark. I couldn't see the car anywhere.

"Where is Jinx-chan?" Tobi asked, searching for my sister.

"We took too long, so she left. The house is about two miles away. Guess we're walking."

The long walk home took about forty-five minutes. But, along the way, we met some really nice people who offered us a puppy. I had to deny, though, because if I got a puppy, Jinx would kill me.

So, as we got home, I was tired, and Tobi was carrying me.

Tobi walked through the door, and I was almost asleep on his back.

I barely remember what exactly happened, but I woke up with Zetsu hugging me on one side and Tobi hugging me on the other.

"Guys..." I started, but Zetsu shifted.

"Shut up.. Tobi is a crank when he's woken up too early." Zetsu half whispered in my ear.

"Oh.. Ok." I muttered, still not fully awake. "May I ask what happened last night?"

"Not much. Jinx says that you got a sugar high and passed out, and you got cold, so I came over here to help." I could feel myself blushing.

"Okay.. Well, thanks."

"Anytime, brat."

I nodded and snuggled back up against Zetsu's strangely warm chest.

"Goodnight."

I woke up again to the smell of pancakes. "Who's cooking?" I asked, my eyes still closed. "I want food."

"Jinx is cooking." came a deep husky voice.

"I still want food." I repeated.

"I know, I know. Would you care to eat some human?"

I opened my eyes. "Dude, no!"

Zetsu laughed at me. "Syke." I stared at him for half of a second.

"Where's the food?" I asked, standing up and wandering toward the kitchen. "Wheeerrree's the foooddd?"

Jinx yelled something, but I didn't hear. I saw bacon, chocolate chip pancakes, and eggs.

"FOOD." I shouted, running towards the yummy food.

"Holly stop!"

I did not listen, but let's just say.. It took all of the Akatsuki members to pry me away from the bacon...

Itachi had a large bite mark on his arm, Kisame, Pein, and Kakuzu had black eyes, I think I broke Tobi's mask and Deidara's nose. Sasori can't make babies anymore. Hidan has no head, and Zetsu won't be eat human anytimes soon; I broke his jaw.

Don't interfere with me and food in the early morning.

We have a very scary love story.

I was restrained by both Sasori and Kakuzu.. And Itachi.

One glare from those freaky red eyes and I was in another world full of cotton candy.

Caaaannndy!

I was running around devouring all I could, and why did this candy taste like Girly Girl's Sweet Pea and Lavender shampoo for girly girls?

"I am not a girly girl!" I heard Deidara's voice yell. "It's General Slappy's man shampoo."

"Rigght." Hidan snorted.

"Get out of my candy field." I commanded, staring at the piece of cotton candy in my hand and a butterfly floating nearby. "You can't have my candy."

"Uh, that's birdseed."

I glared at the butterfly. "Now aren't you just bitter because you must have messed up your cocoon?"

He stared. "What the hell are you talking about?"

"Yeah, you sprouted into a really ugly butterfly. You're lopsided and gross. Is that drool? Ugly butterfly. Get out of my field!" I suddenly had a flyswatter in my hands and I began smacking the Hidan-butterfly with the flyswatter. "Shoo!"

He yelled and tried to defend himself.

"Itachi, knock it out." I head the Leader say and the cotton candy field was gone. I was sitting on top Deidara with his hair in my mouth and I was smacking Hidan's head with a cookie sheet.

"Uh. What's up?" Hidan was passed out and Deidara was trying to run away.

"Can you stop?" Deidara asked.

I nodded and stood up. "I think I ate too much candy!" I said, running to the bathroom.

"You didn't eat any candy. You ran around for five minutes eating vegetables."

"That's horrible! Why didn't you stop me? You're horrible people! I can die like that!"

I heard the sound of something hard hitting a wall and giggled, knowing fully that my older sister had smacked her head against the wall.

Yeah.. I was going to enjoy the Akatsuki's stay.

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