A/N: Helloooo. NOT A NEW CHAPTER. sorry. But this story has still been getting a substantial amount of attention even though it's probably deep in the Archive by now (which I'm BEYOND thankful for btw). What this 'chapter' is, is a revised Chapter 1. I went back and realized how short, and not quality this story was, and i added A TON. I thought i posted this, like, forever ago, but apparently I forgot... Whoops. I think I might keep the original chapters up, but I haven't really decided yet, I guess it's up to you guys. Okay... READ ON.

Beck leaned against a wall and scratched at his head. His head was still itchy from the lame wig that he had to wear. He was in the Asphalt Café for the after party of the play that he, Andre, Tori, and Jade just put on. A four person production consisting of one scene that they hadn't gotten to choose the parts they played in, directed by their crazy acting teacher, Sikowitz. How did he even get hired anyway?

He sighed, shaking his head to clear it. He hadn't seen Jade or Tori since they ran off at the end of the play-almost an hour ago. After a little bit of bribing Sinjin-and maybe a little threatening, too, they learned that the girls had a run-in with two obnoxious (or genius, according to Sinjin) boys the other night. Sinjin also said that the girls had made it pretty clear that they weren't interested in the guys through a karaoke duet. ("I don't know why," Sinjin had said, "They had some pretty rad moves. I guess Jade's just not ready to move on yet. Our relationship had been pretty intense." Making Beck with he had gone to Burf for help.) And apparently they had shown up for the play, causing the girls to disappear.

Him and Andre had split up to search for them. Beck had just finished his side of the school-no sign of the girls anywhere-and went back to the Asphalt to see if Andre had been more successful. Just then Andre jogged up to him.

"Did you find 'em?" Beck asked.

"Nope. And I've checked everywhere, man!"

"I know, me too,"

"They probably just went home," Andre said, shrugging his shoulders.

Beck sighed. "Yeah, you're probably right,"

The pair decided that the girls probably just needed space and resolved to talk to them at school tomorrow. Deciding to actually join the party being thrown for them (well 50% for them), they spent a while eating, talking, and receiving praise on their performance by teachers and friends. A few minutes after Andre had left to reassure his grandma that the tiny, talking people weren't going to hurt her ("It's just the television grandma, they're not real!"), Beck had decided to head back to his house, well, RV, as well.

He walked into the school one last time. He was sort of hoping that maybe Jade had come back to her locker or was here in the main hallway somewhere. As he walked down the hallway he heard a loud, obnoxious 'OHHHHH!' come from around the corner. He peeked his head around to see two guys standing near Andre's locker area. They looked really familiar.

Sure enough, with one quick tap on his Pearphone, Beck saw a picture of the two guys being sung to by Tori and Jade on TheSlap in what seemed to be Nozu. (Well, not that quick of a click. The webpage had just happened to already be open on his phone. He had just happened to have come across the picture on Jade's page earlier that day. It was also just a coincidence that he had even been on Jade's Slap page in the first place. He didn't constantly check on her page or anything. It had just been a one time thing. It's not like stalked Jade now. He didn't. They were broken up. She could do whatever she pleased, and he didn't have to know about it as long as it didn't concern him. He didn't care. At all. He didn't.)

Beck leaned against the wall to hear what they were talking about, maybe they knew where Jade (and Tori, of course) ran off to. They were talking about a girl, he realized, no, two girls. What they were saying almost made him feel ill, it was definitely not G-rated. Beck tensed as he finally connected the dots and realized who those two pigs were talking about. But, always the calm and reasonable one, he waited for confirmation before confronting them.

"We both know that we can't share the girls, so we've gotta pick. I liked the brunette with the cheekbones. She so has the Chad infection. You know what they say about the nice, innocent ones, " 'Chad' said.

They shared a loud laugh and fist-bump, making Beck wish he could reach one of the scissors on Jade's locker from where he was standing.

"Yeah, I'm cool with you having her. The other one was way hot, too. You know how I like the wild ones. The girl with the blue streaks was definitely feisty," said the brunette with the girly scarf.

Beck felt anger boil up inside of him. That was a good enough confirmation for him. He pushed himself off of the wall and turned the corner. Time to confront Dumb and Dumber.

"Hey," Beck called out as he approached the two jerks.

"HEEEY!" They both shouted back in unison.

"What's up?" he asked casually, moving to stand in front of the two, their backs now to the lockers.

"You were in the play right?" said Dumb, "As one of the identical twins?"

"Oh great job, dude. I totally believed you two were twins!" said Dumber.

Beck resisted the urge to roll his eyes.

"Wait, if you were in the play... then you know those two hot girls!"

"Yeah! Do you know where they went? We're kind of their dates tonight,"

"Yeah... About that, You guys need to stay away from them."

"How come? They're totally hot!"

"What? Are the, like, taken or something?"

"Well, no, not necessarily. But-"

"Eh, wouldn't have mattered anyway. No girl is able to resist Doctor Chad anyway. Boyfriend or no boyfriend,"

"Okay, you two need to back off. Now," The calm, cool, and collected side of Beck seemed to have left, the angry and irrational side taking over.

"Oh, yeah?" questioned 'Doctor Chad' (un)intimidatingly.

"Whaddaya gonna do about it?" challenged Scarf Boy.

"This," Beck said as he lifted his arm and swung his fist right at the guy's nose.