A/N Ello guys! So since its summer, (woo!), I'm in a country where wifi is scarily scarce, so updates may be a bit slower than usual. Not to worry, I'll update as frequently as possible!...Hopefully you guys will stick around :) SO THE BRAWLERS FINALLY MEET. Well, most of them...ENJOY!

Thanks to: LegendofZeldaFreak ahaha that wasn't lame XD WOO VANITY the unknown assassin: aha no offence taken! It's starting to grow on my tbh :) Lady Meli Bee ahaha thank you!

Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN DOUGHNUTS OR NINTENDO OR STEROIDS OR ANYTHING IN THIS CHAPTER EXCEPT FOR THE WRITING. THAT IS ALL.

Pit was falling. He was falling through a tunnel of darkness that he didn't even know existed beneath that stupid empty basin. Curse you basin. Pit thought, reprimanding himself afterwards because he was an angel and angels didn't go around cursing inanimate objects. That's what Links are for.

Anyways, Pit was falling for what seemed to be days or months or years, but was actually only 5 minutes. The fear had ebbed away 10 seconds into the fall, because Pit finally realized he was an angel and that angels had wings and he could easily flap them and fly his way to glory. But, being as lazy as he was at times, Pit decided to fall and enjoy the sensation while it lasted. And for him, it seemed to last an eternity. Well, an eternity that lasted 5 minutes.

He was using the time well however, thinking about the light that would surely follow this dark abyss. He was going to fight, just like the men in green and red. He was going to be called a hero again; there was no doubt about it!

"Pit the hero!" Pit chanted, as he flapped his wings lazily to keep himself afloat on his back. "Pit the hero! Pit the- OOF." His mindless chant was put to a halt as he hit the ground– hard.

"Curse you, ground." Pit muttered, as he sat up and rubbed his head. All this cursing really was getting quite old. Nonetheless, Pit patted the ground apologetically as he stared around at his surroundings. In front of him stood a building so grand and majestic, he sat gaping at it for minutes. The mansion rose out of the ground as a towering circular structure, and it seemed to be completely covered in rectangular glass windows. It raised stories high, and there seemed to be a hole in the centre, out of which grew another building so amazing that Pit almost fainted. It stood tall and fascinating; rising out of the ground like the CN Tower, except for the fact that instead of a small people watching pod, it held a magnificent stadium that grazed the clouds. This time Pit did actually faint. As he came to, he heard whispering voices around him.

"Should we wake him? He really did faint quite out of the blue." An anxious feminine voice said, and he heard light footprints come hesitantly towards him.

"No, stop! He could be dangerous! I don't recognize him from Melee…" A louder male voice stated suspiciously.

"Dangerous?" The female scoffed. "Please Link, he's adorable! Don't be stupid!" Pit grinned slightly. He liked this one.

"Excuuuuuse me, Princess! I'll have you know that looks can be deceiving!" The man, Link, stated, clearly offended.

"Mother of Din, please tell me you did not just quote that Zelda cartoon from the 1980s."

"I did and I'm proud of it."

"I looked like a fitness trainer!"

"Yea, but I looked very attractive."

"You're turning into Marth."

"I am not! Anyways you can't wake it! It may look adorable but it could be a crazy cucco inside! See, outside you're like a normal princess, like really beautiful and smart, but inside you're Sheik, all ninja-like and awesome!" Link stated enthusiastically, but as if sensing a mistake in his words he stammered out, "Or something like that-…"

Pit heard the Princess giggle quietly. "Don't worry about me, I'm sure my awesome ninja powers can help me if needed." With that, there was a small whooshing sound and Pit was poked gently on his shoulder, and as he opened his eyes, expecting to see a beautiful princess, was instead greeted by the scariest fiery red eyes he had ever seen. And of course, he fainted once again. It had been quite the eventful day for the angel after all.

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"Am I really that scary though?" Pit heard, as he came to for the second time.

"No no, he was just surprised I bet!" Link consoled.

This time, Pit got up, ready to apologize to the Princess who had been so kind. He just had an over active fainting reflex is all.

As he turned to face the pair, a loud horn was heard. All three of the contestants jumped, and watched as a stout walking mushroom walked out of a circular platform near the mansion. In fact, the mansion seemed to be surrounded by the glowing platforms, some out in the open, but others just visible in thorny bushes or behind trees.

Anyways, the walking mushroom walked silently in front of the three and blew its annoying horn again. "NOW PRESENTING, THE BEAUTIFUL PRINCESSS OF MUSHROOM KINGDOM HERSELF, PRINCESS PEACH! …And Mario, Luigi, and two worthless animals."

Link, Zelda and Pit stared as a woman dressed fully in pink with bouncy blonde hair walked out of the glowing platform, holding an umbrella in one hand and waving serenely with the other. Following her was a smiling man in red with a huge moustache, a man in green who looked scared out of his wits, a fox loaded with guns, and a blue falcon dressed just the same.

"What a nice welcome!" Fox said jubilantly, as he patted the scowling toad on the head. "This place ain't half bad! Come look Falco!" The Falcon followed and the two animals oohed and aahed as they stared at the towering structure above them.

Suddenly,

"Zelda!"

"Peach!"

The two princesses ran to hug each other, and the man in red and Link warmly shook hands.

"Nice to see you again Mario!"

"Same to you Link! Say, having any luck with the lady? Eh? Eh?" Mario asked slyly, looking pointedly at Zelda, who was busy discussing whether Peach's new tea room should branch out from light pink to maybe a mauve. Yay for mauve.

Link sighed as he rolled his eyes. Unfortunately, Mario had also been a part of Marth's "How to get Ladies" seminar, and knew of Link's experience, or lack of, with woman.

"OMIGOSH. I KNOW YOU! YOU TWO WERE THE FIGHTING PEOPLE FROM MY CURSED BASIN!' Pit shouted suddenly, making everyone, especially Luigi, jump.

"Uh, ok?" Link said, eyeing the angel warily. He was a strange one, he was. But Pit had already moved on to Zelda.

"Um Princess, sorry for fainting, I was just surprised by your eyes…You're actually very pretty!" Pit stated shyly, his innocent angel charm coming into play. The two princesses "Awwww"ed loudly, and pinched his cheeks like old women. Not that Pit minded in the least. He loved being loved. It was an angel thing.

"I'm Pit by the way! I'm from Skyworld!" Pit said happily, ecstatic at finally meeting the people whom he would get to compete against.

"I'm Peach, Princess of Mushroom Kingdom!"

"Zelda, from Hyrule."

"Its Link."

"Luigi."

"Fox, commander of StarFox at your service."

"Falco Lombardi. I'm with the doofus "commander" over there."

"Its-a Mario!"

"I'M BOWSER! MWAHAHA."

"Luigi. Wait a minute…"

Mario groaned as a giant spiky turtle walked out of a glowing portal. "Miss me Mario?" Bowser chuckled, as he walked over to stare at the mansion. He whistled slowly threw his teeth. "It's a decent place. Nothing compared to my castle of course!"

Pit stared in wonder as two more animals came hurtling out of the portals, both of them monkeys. DK grunted as he shook everyone's hands vigorously, introducing them to Diddy Kong. He had even bought a new tie for the special occasion.

"So we meet again, monkey on steroids." Fox said suddenly, eyeing DK in suspicion. DK scratched his head in confusion, then shrugged and took the words as an invitation for a hug. So he went and gave Fox a bone crushing hug that he probably wouldn't forget in a long while…

Soon, everyone was shaking hands and the whole area in front of the mansion was alive with chatter. That is, until….

"TRAINER! I THOUGHT YOU SAID THE PORTAL WORKED." A loud shout came from a portal behind a tree.

"It did work! You just thought of the wrong place! That's why we ended up under the sea." Came a depressed voice indignantly, followed by a "Pika Pika!"

"Well sorry for being distracted by that rat."

"HE is not a rat."

"Could have fooled me, trainer."

"Don't push me, Ganon."

"You dare threaten the King of Darkness himself?"

"I- oh hey! Look there's other people here! And – OMIGOSH ITS LINK. AND MARIO. PRINCESS ZELDA AND PEACH. I CAN'T BREATHE." A boy with a cap, who was peculiarly drenched, shouted as he turned to face the crowd of Brawlers who suddenly tensed.

Link put a hand on the hilt of his sword as Zelda let a little bit of magic come to her fingers.

"Ganondorf." The two stated in unison as the hulking King of Darkness, who was also sopping wet, appeared from behind the tree.

"Why Zelda. And the little elf too. What a horrid surprise." Ganon said nastily, as purple sparks began to fly from his fingers.

Before either of the Brawlers could attack, there was a slight pat on Ganon's knee. He looked down, surprised and came face to face with the grinning visage of Pit.

"Can I get your autograph?" he asked, and then looked around in surprise as he heard someone else utter the same phrase at the exact same time as him.

Red looked around too, from where he was staring at Bowser hopefully with a pen poised in his hands. The two smiled excitedly to each other.

They were going to get along fine.

All this time, Luigi was staring unblinkingly at the mansion. "It looks sort of like a doughnut doesn't it?" he asked randomly.

Everyone considered it and agreed. They're mansion did look weirdly like a doughnut. A very large, glass doughnut with a stadium coming out of the centre. And that was pretty awesome.

A/N So there it is! So just a friendly reminder that I am very lazy so I always forget to write an "-a" after Mario and Luigi say something, so please imagine them as having Italian accent! Review if you please!