A/N Hey guys! So, I apologize in advance for this disgraceful chapter! Its written all weird-like :S NOTE: I have never played Metroid before, so if I get any facts wrong feel free to come at me with pitchforks :)

Thanks to: Silver the 13th : omg you make me laugh XD Thanks so much :D Lieutenant Riza Hawkeye: Fangirling at your name XD And no I'm a failure :( ...I don't have a 3DS :P BUT I WANT TO PLAY SO BAD. CUZ PIT IS BOSS. AND I LOVE HIM. the unknown assasin: Teehee :D

Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN ANYTHING IN THIS CHAPTER, ITS ALL NINTENDO.

Samus Aran wasn't the most normal girl in the galaxies. Maybe it's because her arch nemesis is a skeletal flying thing? Nah, that's totally normal. She's a bounty hunter, that's pretty unusual. Oh, and half the population that weren't nerds who dedicated their lives to playing Metroid, had no idea that she was a woman. It probably had to do with the fact that Samus wore a super powered suit all day long. It wasn't like she hid her gender on purpose! Oh no, she was proud of being a woman...You could really tell when she took of her suit... But walking around in a skin tight outfit wasn't super practical when you're scowering the Galaxy bounty hunting.

There had been a time years ago, when she had participated in a tournament type thing in a planet far away from everything she had ever known. She had met animals that could squeeze into tiny balls no problem, people with hair so bright that it had to be dyed, and even a duo of princesses who seemed harmless at first sight, but when she had tried to shoot them with her missiles, had scarred her for life. She had to fight the urge to charge her lazer and shoot the whole lot of them for about 2 days. After that, Samus sort of enjoyed it there. The creepy animals turned out to be quite adorable, and she had formed quite the companionship with a certain one called Pikachu. The men with the neon hair turned out to be from a kingdom far away, and she would sit with some of the younger competitors in Melee into the wee hours of the morning while they retold heroic stories about defeating their foes. Samus even spun a tale every once in awhile, and she would laugh as the young competitors, Ness and Young Link would stare at her in awe as she retold her stories of defeating the Space Pirates. Even the princesses didn't turn out too bad, and by the end of Melee she had formed quite the bond with them.

Samus really didn't see the point of taking off her suit in her time at Melee, it would only weaken her during the tournament, but she was reduced to the breaking point when some of the boys back at the mansion started changing in front of her in the locker rooms. Samus wasn't the most squeamish or awkward person in the world, mostly due to the fact that she was a bounty hunter who saw disgusting things every day, but when Doctor Mario had started taking his coat off, she was out of there, covering her eyes and screaming. She didn't know what could have been under there! No one really saw Mario shirtless in the first place, and Samus definitely didn't want to be the first one.

After that incident, she had given Mewtwo the job of spreading the word that she was a woman to all the occupants of Melee Mansion. Everyone knew that Mewtwo was the biggest gossip out there. But instead, Mewtwo had been disinvited to the annual Movie Night at the Mansion for telling such "lies" by Peach, so their relationship hadn't been the greatest after that. Samus had taken it upon herself to avoid the Pokémon for the rest of the Melee days, and during their occasional battles, Mewtwo had been a little crueler than he had to.

Since even that didn't work, Samus was forced to gather the population of the Mansion into a room and explain that she was in fact a woman, but no she would not take off her suit because it would weaken her in battle. Link, being the sassy elf that he was, had quite loudly shouted "Prove it!", followed by a bunch of sounds of agreements from the more er, perverted Melee competitors. Link looked aghast as he realized how wrong that sounded and shouted that that wasn't what he had meant, as Zelda and Peach shot him daggers. So really, Samus had no choice but to gather Captain Falcon, Ganondorf, Link, Marth, Roy, and Bowser, and tie them to poles at the top of Melee Mansion. It hadn't been the easiest feat but with the help of her fellow feminists, *cough Peach and Zelda cough* the 5 perverts and spluttering elf were tied to the roof of Melee Mansion until Master Hand found them in the wee hours of the morning playing 20 Questions. It was a bonding time for them, really. A bonding time for perverts.

After that, Samus was sure everyone knew that she was a woman, and continued her life normally. Unknown to her, the competitors, except for the more sophisticated ones, now had the idea that she was a cross dressing man. How they came to that conclusion, nobody knows.

Now, Melee was over, and Samus was back to her galactic bounty hunting, spending her days fighting the Space Pirates and Ridley. It wasn't like Melee had disappeared completely from her mind, but a lot happened since then and Samus was just really busy. She was more comfortable without her suit, and found herself succeeding in battles with just her lazer whip in hand.

One day, Samus was having her boss battle with Ridley, and it wasn't exactly going well. She was going Zero-Suit, and Ridley had unfortunately swiped her whip from her 5 minutes into the battle. Now she was fighting for her life, jumping from meteoroid to meteoroid, using her slim frame to dodge the giant skeletal beasts swipes. Suddenly a white burst of life blinded her and Ridley for a few seconds, causing both of them to cover their eyes, Samus with her hands, and Ridley with his wings. It looked pretty odd.

"What was that?" Samus called out, and Ridley grunted something which probably meant "I don't know."

"K, forget it, let's continue. I want to kick your sorry butt before dinner." Samus said, as she wiped off some dirt from her suit. Ridley snarled and flew high in the sky before crashing down to the ground, aiming straight for Samus. Thankfully, she dodged and the battle continued until she heard a light coughing sound.

"Ehem."

"Give me a minute."

"Ehem."

"Are you blind or do you not notice that I'm fighting right now."

"EHEM."

"Oh what is it?" Samus groaned as she turned to face the direction of the annoying coughs. Big mistake. Ridley took her moment of weakness a sign to move in and hit her with his tale hard, sending Samus flying.

"Well, that must have hurt!" The voice said, and Samus snarled as she climbed out of the rubble a few meters away.

"Who are you and why can't you see that I have more important things do right now?" Samus cried, as she flung herself at Ridley once more.

"I am Master Hand! Impossible boss of Super Smash Bros Melee! And if you weren't so busy being obnoxious then you could have turned around and noticed me floating here innocently." Master Hand sniffed. Sure he was all powerful and everything, but he really was quite sensitive.

Samus stopped in the middle of battle and turned to face Master Hand. "Wh-what? Master Hand? What are yo-" Samus started to ask, before she was hit by Ridley's tale again.

"Now's not really a good time..." Samus grunted, as she made a quick lunge for her whip, which was lying near her. She smiled maliciously as the whip sprung to life in her hands, and began moving slowly towards Ridley. "You're in for it now..." she muttered as she flew at him .

"Now's a good time as any! So, I have come to say that you, Samus, have been invited to join Super Smash Bros BRAWWW- are you even listening?' Master Hand started to say dramatically before cutting himself off and shouting quite whinily at Samus.

"Does it look like I'm listening?" Samus grunted from her perch on Ridley's back where she was fighting to knock him out.

"No! And that's the problem!" Master Hand whined, before spinning away in a cloud of smoke and appearing next to Ridley. With a quick stretch of his fingers, Master Hand slapped the beast straight across the face, and Ridley, with the surprise of being slapped by a floating Hand, fainted.

"Thanks.." Samus said breathlessly as she slid from the fainted reptile. "Now what did you want again?"

"Well, if you weren't so busy being so obnoxious, you would know that you are invited to join Super Smash Bros Brawl! Be there in a few seconds, the portal will appear in front of you." Master Hand said stiffly, before disappearing, leaving Samus very confused. Soon everything hit her and she had to fight back her grin. Was she actually looking forward to this?

Shoving the thoughts behind her Samus ran to put on her suit and prepare to go into battle again. Except not with Ridley this time.

A/N So yea -_- Anyways, just like to point out that this isn't a collection of one shots...Some of my favourite stories are like that, but since I'm not funny enough, this is just gonna be a normal story :) I hope you're all alright with that! I'll try not o focus on one character the whole time...*cough Pit or Link cough* cuz this is pretty much involving the whole community. REVIEW AND I'LL LOVE YOU :)

NOTE: Care to tell me who you would like to be Marth's love interest? I know I mentioned Caeda (Marth's girlfriend) in a previous chapter but still. Unless you guys want Marth to die alone. I'm alright with that :) The only other ship I've really got set is Zelink. IT'S MY OTP OK. Please suggest :)