A/N Hello dere! Yes yes, its been a while and I apologize! Dang school and Korean dramas -.- But now I'm back and this chapter is quite the embarrassment but I have the next one almost written, so expect an update soon! ONWARDS.

Thanks to: Silver the 13th: WOO YOU REVIEWED. *tames blue toothed computers with cookies* yes yes I agree ;) Twilit Smash Nova: ha randomness is my specialty ;) Thank you! PrincessOfAltea: First off, I LOVE YOUR USERNAME. Second, thank you! I have thought about SamusxSnake actually! They seem to have chemistry in some odd way! mwhahah Snake has quite a special chapter planned for the future, wait and seeee :3 MidnightNocturne: THANK YOU SO MUCH! mwahahha Smarthus...

Disclaimer: I OWN NOTHING NOPE ZIP. NOTE EVEN THE SEXUAL INNUENDOS THAT KIND OF HAPPENED I WAS NOT INTENDING TO WRITE THEM I AM SORRY.

ONWARDS

It was cold. Well actually, it was much more than cold. It was freezing. Snow fell with an evil gleam in its eye, while hail splattered against the snowed out terrain. The cold Antarctic weather was anything but friendly and only a total nutjob would be outside at the time. Well, two nutjobs actually.

"WOOOO! Who knew it could hail and snow at the same time huh Nana?" A voice pierced through the blanket of snow.

"Focus on your boarding Popo, or you're gonna get beat by me again! HERE COMES THE DROP-AAAAAHHH!" another voice replied, cutting itself off with a shrill shriek of excitement.

Yes, you heard right. The only two nutjobs who would be out during a blizzard were none other than Nana and Popo, otherwise known as the Ice Climbers. The two little people stuffed into matching snowsuits seem like harmless little kids at first glance, but unknown to all was the fact that the twins were utter adrenaline junkies.

"POPO! I SEE A FROZEN LAKE, LETS SEE WHO FALLS IN FIRST!" Pink-clothed Nana called out, her whole body covered with a thin layer of ice, a huge smile on her face.

"WOO!" Blue suited Popo called back, high on his adrenaline rush. As the two crazy twins approached the lake, they yelled out in unison before jumping onto the frozen lake, snowboards in hand.

"EXTREME!" the two screamed, before plunging feet first into the apparently unfrozen lake. Nana really needed to get her eyes checked.

Now according to gravity, the two extreme ice climbers should have sunk to the bottom of the lake, but fate had other plans. Apparently the signature snow suits that the two wore were very buoyant, causing the twins to rise up immediately, spluttering and coughing.

"Extreme…" Popo managed to splutter out once more, before wriggling around like a beached whale, except for the fact that he was in water. Nana did the same, struggling to reach land, but thanks to the two exceptionally buoyant jackets, the twins were stuck in the middle of a lake looking uncannily like marshmallows floating in hot chocolate.

"Too extreme…" Nana coughed out, trying and failing to swim to the nearest spot of land. Suddenly the ice climbers were blinded by a white light and a frail plume of smoke.

"I am Master Ha- OMIGOSH, TWO ODDLY COLOURED BEAR CUBS FLOATING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE LAKE. I MUST ASSIST THEM!" with that said, the giant glove that is Master Hand swooped down and grabbed the two "bears" and dropped them quite roughly on the frozen ground, patting them lovingly on the heads.

"Now you little mutant bears, listen to me carefully. Have you ever heard of the Ice Climbers? You know, disgustingly cute, small, round..? They don't have much of a description actually; they are pretty much little balls with heads." Master Hand asked dutifully, completely unaware of the two Ice climbers who were ogling at him from inside their respective snow suits, completely taken aback by being referred to as "bears".

Master Hand suddenly sighed as he face palmed himself. How he did that, no one knows. "Nintendo is totally over working me; I'm talking to two bears. I'm turning into Crazy! Now I'm talking to myself! Oh lord- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" Master Hand mumbled to himself furiously, before shouting out as he felt two bodies climb him swiftly.

Apparently the two Ice Climbers thought that Master Hand looked like an extreme monkey bar or something. Honestly, they should have recognized him; they were at Melee for goodness sake! But all sense was thrown out of the twins' brains as they focused on the task ahead of them: Climbing Master Hand.

"Come on Popo! Throw your grappling hook over there! We need to get to the top!' Nana called out to her twin who obediently began swinging his grappling hook around, trying to find a good place to set it. His eyes paused briefly between Master Hand's thumb and forefinger, before said hand squealed in fear.

"NO! No grappling hooks anywhere!" With that, Master Hand shook himself fiercely, like a dog trying to get rid of fleas. Unfortunately, the Ice Climbers were trained for climbing and took their occupations quite seriously, causing them to hang onto Master Hand for dear life.

"I AM MASTER HAND, UNBEATABLE BOSS OF SUPER SMASH BROS MELEE, AND I DEMAND THAT YOU TWO WORTHLESS CREATURES GET OFF OF ME IMMEDIETLY OR-"

But Master Hand was cut off by two squeals.

"Melee! Remember that Nana?!"

"Target Smash, OH MY GOSH!"

"So EXTREME!"

The twins continued their nostalgic reminiscence of Melee, while Master Hand finally figured out that the two were actually not bears but the two idiots he was looking for. Catching them off guard, Master Hand shook himself once again, causing the two Ice climbers to fall into the snow with quick "oofs!'

Master Hand brushed himself off sniffily, before sending death glares at the twins who emerged. "Now. You two incompetent fools have been invited to join Brawl, the next franchise in Super Smash Bros, and unless you wish to become disintegrated right now by none other than yours truly, I suggest that you listen to me very carefully." Master Hand said icily. A hand most definitely does not enjoy being climbed on.

The twins sat stock still, as they listened to the hand who suddenly became extremely intimidating.

"There is a portal behind your mountain, be there at dawn, or else..." Master hand hissed, jubilant on the inside at the fact that he was feared. With that, Master Hand disappeared, leaving the twins looking at each other emotionlessly. Suddenly, their faces broke out in huge grins as they quickly high fived each other.

'WE'RE GOING BACK!"

A/N SO SHORT! So I don't even know, when I think of the Ice Climbers I think of cute little fluffy balls in snow suits, but apparently they have now turned into adrenaline junkies. NOW, COMPLETELY DISREGARDING MY ODD CHOICES IN CHARACTER PERSONALITIES, please review :D ..oh and Master Hand apparently has multiple-personality disorder, I'm sure you have all noticed by now :P