A/N Hello beautiful people! Its been a while and I am so sorry! The only excuse I have is writers block, which is why this chapter seems a bit rushed and random. FORGIVE ME! Thankfully, i have the rest of the plotline ready, so hopefully this will get easier to understand... ANYHOW

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Disclaimer: I have not nor will I ever known anything in this chapter okok. NINTENDO OWNS ALL.

Master Hand was not one to give up quickly, but the task at hand had been way too much for the old fellow. Who knew that inviting a handful of heroes and villains from different galaxies and space time continuums could be so exhausting? Master Hand certainly did not, which was why he had collapsed onto his Master Chair and ordered his brother, Crazy, to finish his dirty work. Not that Master Hand was lazy. Oh no, he was just, oh, preserving his powers for something more appealing. Yes, that had a nice ring to it…

Presently, Master Hand was ignoring frantic calls from Nintendo agents about how there were reports about a giant hand kidnapping random citizens and climbing on top of buildings. Or something along those lines. Honestly, Master Hand would have responded to those calls earlier, but alas he had a shiatsu appointment in 10 minutes and one can only go so long without a shiatsu.

XXX

Meanwhile, in the front yard of the Smash Mansion, the to-be Brawlers were sprawled out playing a riveting game of Go Fish. Well, after they had a mini war, due to the fact that Falco was adamant that the game was called "Gold Fish" not "Go-Fish". Of course, Mario had to intertwine and state that no, it was definitely called "Go-Fish", causing Falco to pull out his guns and scream some horrible catch phrases. It hadn't been pretty. Thankfully, the war had been put to a halt thanks to the arrival of Kirby, who had jumped in and swallowed the playing cards.

After that fiasco was over, Peach had whipped up some tea from who knows where and was currently having an animated discussion about tea leaves with Link. Ganondorf was calmly sipping tea in a small clearing he had made for himself, while Bowser was very badly spying on him from behind a bush. It wasn't every day you met a fellow super villain, you know. Meanwhile, Falco and Fox were trying and failing to make Kirby swallow some of their grenades, while Sheik was fast asleep on a tree. Pit and Red, on the other hand, were gossiping in a corner. No one really wanted to find out what the two fanboys were giggling about, honestly.

Suddenly a bright flash interrupted the calm that filled the yard of Smash Mansion. Luigi screeched and hid under a bush, as only Luigi could do.

"Master Hand and his stupid flashy portals." A voice grumbled, as the Brawlers looked up in curiosity. More grumbling was heard before a robotic head poked out from behind a tree.

"Samus!" Peach screeched and everyone groaned as they covered their ears and Sheik fell out of his tree. Princess Peach's scream was sure something alright.

"Hi." Samus said simply in greeting, before taking off her helmet and shaking her hair out. "So, when's the big glove gonna show up?"

She was met by everyone gasping in unison. Honestly, had they practiced that or something? "What is it?"

'Samus…you're, you're a girl?!" Fox cried out, causing everyone to gasp again. Well not everyone per se; Sheik was rolling his one eye that was visible and Ganon was as usual pretending that the other Brawlers didn't exist.

"So there was a body under that suit all this time?! Samus how could you!" Falco shouted dramatically.

"We trusted you!" Link assisted.

"I thought he was a cross dresser!" Mario piped up.

"Sssh, you'll offend him!" Peach shushed angrily.

Samus sighed loudly. Some things never changed. "For the final time, I am not a guy!"

"Prove it." Ganondorf said nastily from the far end of the Smash mansion yard. Samus threw a rock at him.

"Peach we already knew Samus was a girl, remember?" Sheik said, before turning into Zelda again and offering Samus a welcoming smile.

"Oh wow really? Anyhow, Samus, you are gorgeous! Just wait till we go shopping, I'll buy you a dress! Omigosh, it will be pink!" Peach gushed, completely oblivious to the fact that a few seconds prior she was convinced that Samus was a boy.

"She hasn't changed a bit, has she?" Samus said with a huff as she sat down beside Zelda who giggled.

"Not even a little bit."

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"EXTREME!"

"Wow Popo look at that shell! It has spikes on it!"

"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"

"EXTREME!"

XXX

The front yard of the Smash Mansion had entered a sleepy silence. Peach was daintily snoring as she leaned against Mario who was snoring not so daintily. Sheik was back in his tree and Samus was curled up under it. Kirby had somehow made a nest out of ripped up playing cards and was currently fast asleep in it. Link was lying on his back with his signature green hat over his face while Fox and Falco laid spread eagled in various parts of the lawn. Pit and Red were fast asleep near a bush and Luigi was nowhere to be found. Donkey Kong and Diddy were up a tree snacking on bananas and doing whatever monkeys do in their spare time. Even Ganondorf looked calm, leaned against a tree, but if you looked closely you could tell that he had his eyes open. Creepy. Bowser had assumed turtle position with his shell sticking up and his head and limbs hidden.

Suddenly the calm serenity was broken by a loud roar.

"WHO. DARES. TOUCH. MY SHELL." Bowser roared as he got up and vigorously shook himself.

"Woooooo EXTREEEMMEEEE!" two voices shouted in unison.

"WHO'S THERE? GET UP YOU IMBECILES, WHICH ONE OF YOU IS ON MY PRECIOUS SHELL?!" Bowser shouted, fire licking at his breath.

"5 more minutes Midna, I'll save the world from Twilight tomorrow…" Link mumbled in his sleep, before turning and snoring once again.

Red and Pit got up at once and watched in wonder as Bowser shook himself angrily. "Do you think that's a battle technique?" Red whispered to Pit.

"I don't know, but it looks cool! GO MR. BOWSER!" Pit shouted. Apparently boosting people's morals was his answer for everything.

"Well, I never. How dare you wake a princess from her beauty sleep?" Peach said up tightly, standing up and stalking away.

"IS NOONE PAYING ATTENTION?! THERE IS SOMETHING ON MY SHELL! THEY COULD DAMAGE ITS INTRICATE CRAFTSMENSHIP!" Bowser shouted again.

"Oh calm down and stand still." Sheik said icily. Sheik apparently did not like falling out of a tree twice in the same day.

With a quick jump, Sheik was on Bowser's back, poking him in the face whenever he flailed too much. When Sheik jumped back, he had an Ice Climber in each hand. He quickly turned back to Zelda and placed the two daredevils on the ground, while Bowser backed away and started crooning to his shell.

"It's ok, I've got you now..No one will every touch you again my precious…"

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"So, Nana and Popo, would you care to explain why you were harnessed onto Bowser's back?" Zelda asked kindly as she kneeled to face the two Ice Climbers. By now, all the Brawlers had gotten up and were watching curiously at the scene that was unfolding before them.

"Well, since we're the Ice Climbers..."

"We saw Mr. Bowser's back and thought it was a mountain!"

"So, it was our job to climb it!"

"And it was so extreme!" With that, the twins high fived each other and skipped away. Well then.

"So the Ice Climbers have shown up too. I wonder who else will have to create a ruckus before Master Hands shows up." Samus yawned as Zelda sat down beside her.

As if by faith, there was another flash and loud grumbling.

"Speak of the devil…" Samus muttered before closing her eyes, apparently not at all interested as to who had just arrived.

"I absolutely hate portals! Honestly, the whole changing between eras totally dries out my hair!" A blue haired, perfect skinned somebody whined as they stepped out of a portal. So Marth Lowell had finally graced the Brawlers with his presence.

"Marth!" Link shouted as he got up, before laughing and falling to the floor.

"You still look like a girl!"

A/N So yes, the Brawlers have been in the front yard of Smash mansion for a while. BUT THEY WILL MOVE SOON I PROMISE. So epically confusing and random and I'm sorry. Please review xx