Mail [meyl] noun
1. letters, packages, etc., that are sent or delivered by means of the postal system.
"That's a pretty postcard, Freddie!"
He looked up from the loopy script on the back of the card at the sound of his girlfriend's voice. "Oh, yeah," he agreed. Freddie flipped the card to briefly look at the scene, then pointed at it and said brightly "Italia!"
"Oh!" Carly replied, then paused for a moment before she hesitantly asked, "So…who's in Italy?"
"Uh, Val."
"Val?" she repeated in amazement. "I had no clue you still talked to her!"
Freddie shrugged. "Yeah, we chat here and there. She's visiting family for the summer."
Carly crossed her arms, adopting a defensive stance. "Wow, I didn't know you guys were such good friends."
Male [meyl] noun
2. A person bearing an X and Y chromosome in the cell nuclei and normally having a penis, scrotum, and testicles, and developing hair on the face at adolescence; a boy or man.
"So then she's all like, 'Freddie, if you can't see why I'm upset, then there's no point in me trying to explain it to you!'" Freddie recounted in his best 'Carly' impression as he chucked the dart at the board hanging in the studio. "Seriously, a stupid postcard! What gives, Spencer?"
"Women," the lanky man replied with a sigh. "Complicated riddles, my man. Relationships would be so much simpler if they just thought more like men!"
"Men are straight forward beings," Freddie added. "No frills."
"We get things done! We're rockstars!"
"I'll tell you what, we don't play games! I mean, if she were still friends with that guy Steven and didn't tell me about it, I'd…"
He didn't bother finishing that sentence because it was obvious to him how he would react. He'd be pissed. While he wouldn't assume that feelings lingered, it would still annoy him that someone she once cared for was worming his way back into her life, no matter how much time had passed…
"Nevermind, Spence," Freddie insisted with an air of defeat. "Men are idiots."
Spencer shrugged while keeping his concentration on the board. "Meh. I think it depends on the day."
A/N: I hope you all like this pair of drabbles! I would truly appreciate it if you took a moment to review! Seriously, you have no idea how awesome it is to hear from you all.
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