Sikowitz stumbled into the classroom and tripped up the side of the stage, nearly falling on his face.
"I apologise, vegetables." He started.
"What?" Robbie whispered in confusion. I smiled at him. I never really imagined myself as his girlfriend.
"I've been locked in the school overnight; did you know that there are NO coconuts in this building of education? I shall complain after this class." He paused and fidgeted. "Let's forget about what I had planned to teach you-"
"Mmm-hmm." I heard Jade say.
"Fine then. We'll forget about what Helen wrote on this piece of paper. Any interesting news and Cat, your brother's various infections and fungi are not very interesting."
I smiled. "I have some cool news!" I giggled and ran up to the stage. "You guys know how it was Valentine's Day yesterday, right? Well, I got Beck and Jade back together, I got Tori and Andre to kiss and I'm dating Robbie!"
"Cat, you didn't get me and Tori together." Andre said.
"Oh, but I did. I switched the DVD cases and put the most romantic track on, I reminded Andre to take his keyboard to yours because he expresses his feelings best through music, and I didn't need to pee, I just watched from the top of the stairs to give you two lovebirds some alone time."
I watched as Andre and Tori's jaw fell open.
"I don't know why you guys think I'm not a genius."
The whole class laughed.
Jade and Beck locked lips, Tori twiddled Andre's hair round her finger and I sat down next to Robbie and slipped my hand into his.
"I am the best matchmaker; ever."