Hetalia Tales

Cinderella

Rated: T for Hetalia

Pairings: Ameripan

Disclaimer: Not mine. If it was, more of the countries would be personified.

Warning: Crack while also not being Crack. Fem!America returns! with my headcanon name for her!

AN; Yo. Cinderella, and then next will be the Little Mermaid(Happy Ending), okay? Also, Yolanda(Mexico) is very pushy...at least in my eyes, and likes to mess around with America/Allison/Alfred/Whatever.

Part 2

A...Fairy?

Allison stretched out, smiling as she did so. All of the mansion had been tidied up, the tile floors glistening in the lights. She stretched again, like a cat, before picking up her bucket of water and taking it out the room. The blond paused at the sound of the cackling laughter of her step-sisters. Allison rolled her eyes heaven ward before shoving the door to the outside open.

Dropping the pail of water by the well in the garden, she sighed. Honestly, that had been far too much work. She dumped the water in the flower beds and turned back to well to begin refilling the bucket. Behind her were the rapid footsteps of three pairs of feet. Allison sighed as she pulled the bucket back up. "Yes, Step-Mother?"

The woman behind her sneered slightly. "We shall be leaving in the next hour. You now have permission to tidy up your sisters' rooms." Allison curtsied with a soft mumble of 'Yes ma`am' before picking up the pail and disappearing into the mansion. As she walked up the main stairs she grumbled about idiotic step-sisters, evil step-mothers, and poor fathers who could never be home anymore.

She paused as a brown cat whizzed past her feet. Allison raised an eyebrow and tipped her head tot he side to watch Romacat streak down the hall. The cat was mad tempered, hated just about everyone in the household, and enjoyed being a bother...or so it seemed. Of course, the few people the cat didn't try to call into shreds was herself, Alfred, and their neighbor, who visited on occasion, Antonio.

Pushing through one of the two big doors, she entered her step-sisters' rooms. Allison gagged at the sight of piles and piles of clothes all around the bed and closet. No doubt she'd have to clean those...and then some.

It took what felt like hours to pile the clothes into a single pile by the door, but it did allow the young woman to begin cleaning the floor. Outside, the sun began to set, the last rays of sunshine filtering into the room. Allison sighed through her nose. What was this nonsense? Did she really have to continue this charade of doing everything for her lazy step-sisters? "Haaaa...If there was ever a time I wanted an escape from this crap it would be now." A young woman seemed to fade into existence behind her.

The fairy-winged woman 'ahem'ed.

Allison paid no attention to the ahem.

There was a twitch.

A wand flashed down onto Allison's head, and with a squawk, the girl fell into her tub of water. After spending sometime flailing in the growing puddle of water, she jerked up and spun around. "Okay, whose the bozo who smacked me?!...Eh?"

Allison eyed the woman in front of her with no small amount of surprise. Where had she come from? The fairy-winged woman had tan skin and flowing long black hair that stopped at her hips. The dress she wore was a plain white with a sash over one shoulder. The sash itself was green, white, and the red in that order. Pinning it to her shoulder was a small badge with an eagle on it. Allison gave her a blank look.

She puffed out her chest. "My name is Yolanda! Yolanda Guadalupe! It's nice to finally meet my charge~!"

What.

"What in the name of Manabohzo are you babbling about?!" Allison demanded. "Why do you have Fairy Wings? How the hell did you get in here without me, the Heroine, noticing?!"

Yolanda pouted. "Exactly what it means. I'm your Fairy Godmother, and I'm here to grant your wish~!"

"Wish?"

"Your wish." The fairy winked. "To leave this place." The taller blond gave the woman a wary look. Yolanda pouted again. "What's with that look?"

Allison crossed her arms. "That can be taken in any way. What if you try to kill me, the Heroine? Or worse you-"

"Hey!" Yolanda interrupted. "Look, you wanna leave your step-mother and step-sister behind, right?" Allison nodded mutely. "Well, I have way for you to get out of her! First, though, you'll have to get out of that ratty-tatty dress!" The fairy 'godmother' waved her wand and a strange red, white, and blue light(where those stars?) covered her dress. Allison squeaked.

When the light faded, she was now wearing a mainly blue dress with a white corset. Her under skirt was a brilliant red and she was wearing a pair of red flats with white lilies sewed on. In her new hair bun there was a rose with white, blue, and red petals. She spun around, the white bow attached to the back of her corset swinging with her. "Why am I wearing such a fancy dress?!"

Yolanda clapped her hands. "I'm granting your wish. Come along, come along." She grabbed Allison's hand and dragged the girl out of the room and down the stairs. Along the way, she whipped her wand at poor Romacat, whom let out a screech when the white light hit him. Allison stared over her shoulder at the glowing light when Yolanda dragged the girl through the front doors and to...a carriage? A very fancy one at that.

"Wait, I don't get it! What's going on?!" Itabby, their other neighbor's, Ludwig, cat wailed when the light hit him. It hit the blond girl that, rather suddenly, the cat wails changed to sobs of 'I surrender! Don't huuuurt me!'

What.

Behind the duo, the door slammed open. "Oi! You Fairy Bastard, what're you doing to Allison?! Step away from her!" A very handsome young man stood in the doorway, a curl bouncing up and down in anger on the right side of his head. Up on the wall, an equally handsome man fell off.

"Waaah! I'm sorry, I surrender!" The pathetic guy began waving a white flag from his position n the ground. Allison felt herself, what was the term, oh yeah, 'sweatdrop'.

She sighed and then snarled. "What the hell is going on?! The Heroine's cat, Romacat, just turned into a human, Itabby did too, and there is a random carriage inthe middle of the road!"

The fairy pouted at her. "I told you, I'm granting your wish! Ne, Little Romacat, will you please drive the carriage? Our little Itabby will be the door opener." Ignoring Allison's angry cries of 'Door opener, why the hell would I need a door opener?!', Yolanda pushed the angry young woman to the carriage and then in. Yolanda turned back to the duo of former cats. "I'm going to give Allison a way out from under those step-sisters' toes. Wanna help?" Romacat-ROMANO!-I mean, Romano smirked evilly while Itabby...Feliciano looked up a her with teary eyes.

"We'd love to." Romano purred darkly.

Part 2

End

Current Fairy Tales

Cinderella - Ameripan

Sleeping Beauty - Romerica

Little Mermaid(Happy Ending) - PruAme

Rapunzel - Denmark/America

Little Red Riding Hood - Germania/Rome, some Ameita

Little Mermaid(True Ending)- Onesided Germerica, Mutual Gerita, Arranged Marriage Germany/Denmark

Beauty and the Beast- AmeCan