A Wild Mary Sue Appeared!
Chapter 4: Team Aqua's Worst Admin strikes
"Thanks for letting us battle outside, Norman," May thanked as she called out her loyal partner, Sceptile, onto the outdoor battling field.
There wasn't a single cloud in the sky that afternoon, and the sun was shining perfectly. It would be stupid to not want to battle outside that day.
"Well, I can't exactly say no to my son's girlfriend," Norman admitted, giving his son a small smirk.
Brendan did his best to not blush, instead, he stood up straight, "Anyways, want me to referee?"
Norman nodded, "Go ahead." He grabbed a pokeball from his belt and released his Slaking.
The Lazy pokemon was in his lying down position as usual, but even Normal knew he was ready for a battle.
"Want the first move, May?" Norman offered.
May turned to Sceptile, who fanned the leaves on his wrists and stretched out in preparation. She turned to Norman again, "We'll take it."
Brendan nodded, "All right, Battle... BEGIN!" He had always wanted to say that.
"Sceptile, jump up and use Solarbeam!" May ordered as she pointed forward.
Sceptile obeyed and jumped high into the air with his powerful legs. Instantly, the yellow seeds on his back lit up with sunlight. It wasn't long before a powerful yellow beam was formed in his mouth and shot forwards towards Slaking.
Slaking, being lazy, did nothing, of course. But it's high defense proved that the grass-move didn't damage as much as May expected. Though, it did seem quite painful to take a powerful solarbeam from a well raised Sceptile as a direct hit to the face.
Smoke formed on the field, eventually clearing out to reveal that Slaking was still able to battle.
Norman was impressed, "I see why you asked to battle outside, May. Good call, but a fast solarbeam won't defeat my Slaking." He lifted his hand up, "Slaking, use Focus Punch!"
Slaking then sprang up like a Mankey, made a loud cry, raised it's fist, and started charging towards Sceptile. Slaking's fist starting glowing with power as it got closer to the grass-type.
"Counter with Brick Break!" May commanded.
Sceptile then ran forward with impressive speed before slamming it's fist against Slaking's.
When the two moves collided, the two pokemon were forced backwards to their respective sides of the field.
Both Sceptile and Slaking seemed un-effected.
It was May's turn to attack again, "Now, use Leaf Blade!"
The leaves on Sceptile's wrists expanded as they glowed green, like his seeds, and Sceptile made a mad dash towards Slaking. Quickly, he slashed Slaking harshly right across the torso.
"Now, Slaking, use hyper beam," Norman commanded suddenly.
Slaking opened his mouth and prepared the orange-yellow energy beam.
"Fall back and use Solarbeam."
Like an acrobat, Sceptile back-flipped into the air and allowed his seeds to charge in the sun.
Norman pointed forwards, "Fire it now!"
Slaking did not hesitate to release the energy beam with all his might.
Sceptile fired solar beam right towards the hyper-beam.
The two powerful moves collided, creating a rather large and loud explosion.
Norman was impressed again, "I see that you've raised your Sceptile well. But this battle still isn't over."
May smirked, "That's because we're just getting started."
It was at this point that Brendan had to go back inside the gym to use the restroom, so a gym employee took over as referee for the time being.
After finishing his business, Brendan was washing his hands when he heard an odd sound.
"Hm?" He stuck his head out the door, "Hello?"
No reply.
Brendan rubbed his eyes as he stepped outside the rest room, "I'm probably hallucinating."
Figuring that it'd be helpful, Brendan made his way to the kitchen and assembled himself a glass of water.
Then, she appeared.
That certain she stalked Brendan briefly, watching him gulp his water down, and calculating her next move perfectly.
She then tapped his shoulder.
Needless to say, Brendan dropped his glass, "Ah! Who's there?"
The peculiar girl was right behind him.
Her most peculiar features happened to be her hair, which was a platinum blonde that was definitely not found in humans, even though they lived in a world where people had natural blue hair.
Next was her body. She seemed skinnier than a Wurmple, but her... bosom area made it look as if she were stuffing her bra with a pair of Shelgon.
And last of all was her outfit. She seemed to be wearing a Team Aqua outfit that was badly bedazzled in sequins and rhinestones. There was also un-necessary glitter everywhere which ruined the whole 'We're an evil organization' look.
Brendan was a bit taken away, and not in a good way, "Um... who are you?"
The girl stood up straight, her overly-perky breasts sticking out, "They call me Chastity Moonflower, Admin of Team Aqua."
Brendan was no expert, but after having several scuffles with the evil organization, he knew that you at least had to be intimidating to be a Team Aqua admin. This girl was not intimidating, in fact, she was just stupid looking. And who in the world would name their kid Chastity? Or perhaps she just made up that name as a nickname for herself? He had no idea.
"What are you doing here?" Brendan asked, calm at this moment.
Without words, she lifted up a small spray canister and sprayed Brendan in the eyes with some sort of liquid.
"AHHH! What the Distortion World?" Brendan recoiled quickly, but right after he felt no painful sensation in his eyes, he realized that he had been sprayed with water. He just paused and stared at her, "... What was that suppose to do?"
Chastity grumbled, "No good, but you know what, desperate times call for desperate measures." She pulled out a pokeball.
Brendan felt more comfortable at this motion, "That seems more like it." He grabbed his own pokeball from his belt, "Breloom! Go!"
The mushroom pokemon popped out onto the floor, "Loom-Loom!"
"GO SPHEAL!" Chastity screeched with a nauseating voice.
The seal pokemon that appeared from the white energy flash seemed like the most depressed pokemon in the world. The poor thing just laid on it's unhealthily thin stomach, frown on its face, and eyes looking miserable. "Eee!" it whined as it looked up to Brendan with desperate eyes.
Breloom looked at Spheal, then back at Brendan. It did not want to hurt this sad water-type, even if it did belong to an apparent admin of Team Aqua.
"Lady, what did you do to your Spheal?" Brendan asked to Chasity.
Chastity flipped her blonde hair flirtatiously, "Whatever do you mean, darling? He's perfectly healthy!"
Spheal moaned in pain, as if it were begging for food.
"SPHEALY!" Chastity yelped. "SHOW 'EM AURORA BEAM!"
Spheal opened it's mouth, blew some air out of it's mouth, witnessed no aurora exit it's mouth, and fainted right on spot.
"I guess we win?" Brendan assumed quizzically.
Breloom shrugged and sat down, "Loom..."
"NOOOO! SPHEALY!" Chastity fell to her knees and stared up at Brendan, "How did you defeat me?"
"I didn't do anything..." Brendan explained quietly.
Chastity began crying, "I've never been defeated before! This can't be happening!"
Brendan had doubts with her first statement. That Spheal was probably better out in the wild, where it could at least swim freely all day and have some access to healthy food found in the sea... or whatever it was that pokemon ate.
"You know, Brendan, I've been stalking you for a while," Chastity started.
Brendan suddenly began listening more closely, "I'm sorry, what?"
"I couldn't beat you, but I guess one of us has to be the stronger trainer, that's how relationships work in this world," Chastity explained.
Brendan's eyes were wide at the word 'relationships.' "I beg your pardon?"
"Don't you know that I love you?" Chastity told. She moved closer to him, close enough for her large breasts to awkwardly press up against Brendan's chest. "I know you're the Hoenn Champion, but you'd take the time to date a fan, right?"
"I don't even know you, let alone love you, let alone want to date you! You just broke into my dad's gym!" Brendan yelped as he pushed her bosom away from him. "And besides, I all ready have a girlfriend. I'm with May, and I kind of want it to last."
Chastity crooked her head, "May? Well..." She moved closer to Brendan again, hugging him so tightly as if she were a Seviper using bind. He tried to get free, but there was no hope. "What this little May doesn't know won't hurt her, if you know what I mean." She smiled at him slyly as she for some reason, licked his collarbone, trailing up to his now trembling jawline.
Needless to say, Brendan had used these moves in this certain order: Screech, U-Turn, and Flail.
"Hold on, May, I just gotta drop this doll off in my room," Brendan told as he ran up the stairs of his house.
May didn't mind it at all, "Take your time. And I didn't know you bought dolls."
"It. Was. A. Gift!" Brendan retorted, stopping to turn back at her and spacing his words out.
May rolled her eyes, "Then go ahead and drop your gift off in your room."
"Be back in a flash!" He then dashed up once again.
She smiled as he left, then turned back down to the beautiful Balance Badge in her badge case.
Brendan trudged into his room and walked to the closet quickly. There, he pulled an Azurill doll from his back pack and threw it in, not caring where it landed.
"Well, that took some time..." a seductive voice crooned.
Brendan knew that voice, and it stung like a Wurmple's poison sting. A wave of fear rushed through him and his stomach was suddenly full of Beautifly's.
Correction, his stomach was suddenly full of angry Taillow's.
He turned his head slowly towards his bed, not moving his body at all.
Chastity Moonflower laid on his bed, most of her body covered by the blanket.
Brendan gulped, "How did you get in here?" She didn't have a key, and Brendan's mother was visiting May's mother next door, so she couldn't of let him in.
"Don't worry, I'll pay for the damages..." Chastity compromised, stretching her arms out and flipping her hair as usual.
Brendan cleared his throat nervously while his voice squeaked, "So um... what do you want?"
"I know it's hard to believe, Brenny, but I have faults..." Chastity started.
"It's actually pretty easy to believe," Brendan mumbled.
"One of those few faults is impatience," Chastity sang.
Brendan was oblivious at this moment, "Hm?"
"Well, come on, big boy, don't you want to ditch that bony tomboy May and go for a real women?" Chastity then stretched her arms out once again.
Brendan noticed something that he hadn't before, her arms were bare.
And there was a small pile of glittery Team Aqua themed clothes on his desk chair.
Then it hit him like a fully charged Focus Punch to a pokemon with a quadruple disadvantage to fighting types and had been previously weakened by a status move like Screech.
Needless to say, Brendan used Hyper Voice, Flail, and fainted.
When May heard a scream and a thud, she sprinted up to Brendan's room, "Brendan! Everything okay?"
She burst through the door to a very odd sight, Brendan passed out on the floor and a platinum blonde naked girl in his bed.
May felt her anger boiling up inside her and some jealous steam started rising from her head, "Who. Are. YOU?" She clenched her fist and gritted her teeth.
"Brendan calls me Chastity, he's such a good lover," the Sue smiled. "And you are?"
May raised her voice, "Um... I'm May, I'm his girlfriend!"
"Really?" Chastity checked May out, bust-wise at least. "I wouldn't even bother trying, Sweetheart, you'd disappoint him too much. I'm surprised that he hasn't complained by now."
May, even though knowing that it was a bad idea, reached to her belt and pulled out one pokeball, "Do not make me send Sceptile on you..." Her voice was low and she was using a warning tone.
Chastity's expression changed to angry, "Careful, I got a bad temper, you know. And it's worse enough that people hate me just like you are right now!"
"I hate you because you're naked in my boyfriend's bed and he's passed out!" May screamed. "Can you get out of here? Like, NOW?"
Chastity started crying, even though it seemed quite odd to cry at this moment, "Oh, Latios! You hate me, May! You hate me because I am so beautiful and you're not! Your jealousy towards me has turned into hate!"
May crooked her head, "I don't hate you because you're beautiful, which you actually aren't! I hate you because you're naked in my boyfriend's bed!"
Chastity then made a melodramatic speech that was totally unnecessary, "Why am I so perfect? I just want to be normal! I never asked to be Team Aqua's top admin, double agent for Team Magma, Giovanni, Maxie, and Archie's apprentice, or even the a sole hero of Hoenn! I'm too perfect, IT'S A FUCKING CURSE!"
May barely listened, though, she did wonder who Giovanni was. "Are you gonna get out soon?"
Chastity wiped her tears away and grabbed her clothes. "Fine then." She pulled them on quickly and stood up, her bosom sticking out.
May sighed in minor relief, "Thank you." She still wasn't smiling.
Chastity pulled on her 5 inch sparkly heels and stood up from the bed, "You are lucky I didn't pull out my secret weapon! My Spheal would kick your Sceptile's tail!"
May rolled her eyes, "Yeah right."
The Sue stood up and proceeded to head for the door, however, when she passed the still unconscience Brendan, she lened down.
"What are you doing?" May's voice seemed afraid.
Chastity ignored her and lifted Brendan's head up, "Oh, Brendan, I know May's keeping us apart, but I will always love you." Then, she smooshed her lips to his into a messy kiss.
And at that moment, May nearly committed 3rd degree murder.
Brendan felt water falling on his face. His eyes opened up a bit to see his Swampert gently using Hydro-Pump on his face.
He lifted up his hand to signal Swampert to stop, "That's enough, I'm sure my hair's clean." The mud-fish pokemon stopped quickly.
He was lying on the floor of his room, soaked from the waist up by his Swampert.
May poked her head into the room, "Oh hey, you're up." She stepped in with a dry towel in her hand. "I knew calling your Swampert out would help." She walked in and kneeled down to him, handing him the towel.
"Thanks," he smiled before drying himself off. As he wrung out his hat, he couldn't help but ask something: "I know I won't like the answer, but what in the world happened?"
May sighed, "Long story short, you passed out after seeing some chick named Chastity in your bed."
Brendan seemed freaked out, "I wasn't dreaming? So you um..." He started stuttering nervously, "...saw her?"
May nodded, "Yeah... and I might have..." She trailed off, "...sent out all my pokemon to drive her out of Littleroot Town and threatened to murder her."
Brendan was surprised, had he been drinking or eating something, he would have choked.
May avoided his eye contact.
It was then the capital of awkward-ville at the moment, Brendan was soaked, and May was lucky to not have charges pressed against her.
"So..." Brendan started some conversation. "...what moves did you use to drive her away?"
May turned to him and looked in his eyes just a little bit, "I used a few at the same time. I used Sealeo's Ice Ball, Sceptile's Solarbeam, Delcatty's Shock Wave, and Masquerain's Bug Buzz."
Brendan nodded, imagining the scene in his head, "Good job, you used your Pokemon's full potential."
"I used my surroundings to help my attacks, just like you taught me," May admitted, smiling like a school girl.
Brendan grinned widely, having had taught that trick to her himself, "I have taught you well, then." He cupped her face and pulled a surprised May in until their lips met.
AND... IT'S DONE!
Note about this chapter: I know in his anime cameos, Brendan has a Shiftry as his main grass-type, however, I am aware on how under-used poor Shroomish and Breloom are, so I made a switchie! Shroomish might be ugly as mold, but Breloom's pretty cute.
Tips for not making Mary Sue's/Gary Stu's: Don't make them too badass. I know, no one wants to be lame, but don't make them admin of every damn evil team. And also, giving them an instant relationship with a canon character is pretty bad, ESPECIALLY IF SAID CANON CHARACTER IS ALREADY IN ONE!
You know, I'm still debating on whether to write a chapter with the BW/BW2 characters, and at this point, I probably won't, because I haven't played the games, so it doesn't feel right.
I am so sorry Visorshippers and Chessshippers! It actually hurts me to do this! (And to Chessshipers, the triple S in the name is pretty darn cool.)
K'bye!